Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5th, LIVE FROM THE VERIZON WIRELESS ARENA IN MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Ace309 Hey, guess who lives in New Hampshire! I do! After all the shit going down over Christmas break and at Slay Ride, FINALLY it gets back to where it really counts -- the squared circle. The Suicide King and Longdogger Pete will be presenting all the fallout from Slay Ride, including Landon Maddix's incredible title win and the flip-flopping of the HCG and USJL titles! What will Toxxic say? Opening Promo: Landon Maddix SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS TAG TEAM MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic & Sean Davis, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous) -> You know it, baby! Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous made their triumphant return towards the end of 2004, ending the year with a triumphant victory over Max King and Dominic Korgath to secure #1 contendership to the SWF World Tag Team Championships! People have said that it's inevitable, that it's destiny for Wild and Dangerous to come back and win the tag championships -- but if Sean Davis and Toxxic have their way, that destiny's going to have to be put on hold! Rules: Standard tag rules. Have fun with the tag ropes. Word Limit: 6500 Marker: Ace309 SINGLES MATCH Manson v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> How many times has this match happened? Yeah, that's what I thought. SWF, SJL, these two have brawled way too many times for me to discuss in depth here, so we'll say that whoever wins will get some sort of title shot in the next three shows and leave it at that. No, I'm not kidding. Rules: Standard singles rules. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Chuck Woolery TAG MATCH Martial Law (Alan Clark and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) v. "The Icon" Max King and Dominic Korgath -> Let's get some order in the tag ranks, shall we? Weeks ago, Cortez and Clark aligned with the NEW SWF World Heavyweight Champion, Landon Maddix, to form Martial Law, a stable designed to swing the balance of power from Revolution Zero. Thus far they're on the right track, but in this match the newly formed team of King and Korgath look to derail them! (As a side note,KKK would be such an awesome name for you guys; King, Korgath and Kelly. Think about that one.) Anyway, this match should establish who's for real and who's for... fake in the tag division, so let's stop being polite and let's start getting real! Rules: Standard tag rules. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Justice SEVEN MINUTE CHALLENGE MATCH WORLD TITLE NOT ON THE LINE Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Sacred -> Yes, this is our opening match. Sacred, the perennial World title contender, lost to Landon in the finals of the Cold Front Classic tournament, and we all know what Maddix has done since then. Now, however, Sacred has a chance to make up for that. If he can go seven minutes with Landon Maddix without being pinned, he'll receive a World title shot on the 1/14 edition of Storm. If he somehow scores a victory over Landon in that seven minutes, he gets to name a stip, too. Whereas if Landon can win in seven minutes, he gets to take a breather until a Clusterfuck defence. Sounds like fun? You know it. Rules: DQs and countouts are in effect. There is a seven minute time limit on the match. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: chirs3 Plus: Everyone who's not booked better have a promo about how they intend to win Clusterfuck! Yeah, you heard me! Munich, Mak Francis, Carnage... all this and more... on LOCKDOWN. Edited January 2, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 [Montgomery Burns] Eeeeeeeeeexcellent! [/Montgomery Burns] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 K&K, tag stats are part of my stats. They are bare-bones with moves, but there is enough there to make something decent out of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Some tag moves for Toxx and Sean Davis have been added to my stats. Please look them over, W&D. And then die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Hmmm hopefully I can get a promo churned out then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Some tag moves for Toxx and Sean Davis have been added to my stats. Fibber! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Some tag moves for Toxx and Sean Davis have been added to my stats. Fibber! I hain't lyin'!! Even added some stats for Rashelle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 No, I'm not calling King's group the KKK. We're called the Royal Order. Since Max is King, Kelly is a Queen, and I'm calling Korgath the Demonic Knight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 I was stressing when I saw the due date, but then I saw the word limit. All is well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carnage Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Manchester New Hampshire...thats like 20 minutes from my house. I'll have to make a really special promo for this show. It's in my backyard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 No marking matches = more fapping time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 New stats will go up in a matter of moments. Apologies to Muzz if he's already started with my old stats, but I think I caught something NYD and just got outta bed. Oh, and I'll be in the ring after opening promo, so that'll help on the word-count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Every time you say that Landon, I really hope you're going to turn it into a decent moveset Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2005 Knowing what's in the opening promo would help out a lot, but I don't know if I'll write so whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 THAT WAS A VERY SUBTLE HINT For fucks sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 Hints don't work if people don't read them. My fault and apologies if it's a little late sending you it now, but I only just read you needed it and...well, I'm not that thoughtful I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 This is delayed until tomorrow morning or early afternoon owing to the lack of two of my matches. I'm going to need Landon and Sacred to PM their matches to me so I can mark them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 (edited) sigh. EDIT OAO AmazingRando: too bad about the show. TomIofIV: yeah OAO AmazingRando: just as I suspected... JD imploded. OAO AmazingRando: he left a hole about the size of Camden Yards. TomIofIV: Grah OAO AmazingRando: let's build an arena in his wake. Edited January 6, 2005 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 Haha. Hey, Tom. Is one of those matches Manson v. Spike? If allowed, I'll still send in something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 No, but you and Spike are both welcome to send me a haiku or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 SWF Lockdown Card, 1-5-05! New Year, Same... well, everything. Got that right My new New Year's Resolution's going to be not to stay up late and rush a finish to my match when I don't feel well, but wait until the morning, because I'll likely still have time to send it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
