Wrestling Figure Commercials

[Guest drdrainoscott]

For whatever reason I've been thinking about those old commercials with the "little superstars" that used to air all the time back in 1990 and 1991. The ones that had Piper way to enthusiastic about the figures (you know, "so close to the real thing, it's like being in the ring"). Anyway, I took out my WMVII video and there were three that played before the actual PPV (singles, tag team and giant talking figures). Does anyone know of a place to download these online or have any of the other ones (I remember there being a few versions of the single and tag ones, as well as one for the ring) that they'd be willing to upload?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

x-entertainment.com has a commercial for the old rubber figures.

 

Maybe e-mail the webmaster.

[cawthon777 0]

Man, just thinking about those has me remembering the lines.

 

The Talking Hulk Hogan & Ultimate Warrior.

 

"Each says six fighting phrases!"

 

Savage: "I challenge you, Warrior!"

 

Toy Warrior: "I accept the ultimate challenge!"

 

*Shows a clip of Warrior pounding Savage to the mat*

 

 

Or the ones from 92 hosted by Savage.

 

Savage: "Perfect?"

 

Sgt. Slaughter: "Perfect."

[MikeJordan23 0]

Just buy one of them Coliseum Home Videos. Gene Okerlund or Sean Mooney would be behind those monitors and say "Before we start, here's some of our LITTLE action" or whatever bullshiit.

 

 

I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

"Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!"

 

"The Fire of The Dragon!"

 

"Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!"

[cawthon777 0]

"Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!"

 

"The Fire of The Dragon!"

 

"Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!"

"The Undertaker will bury those stiffs."

[Slickster 0]

"Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!"

 

"The Fire of The Dragon!"

 

"Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!"

"The Undertaker will bury those stiffs."

*marks out*

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic.

Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

"Nobody gets up from The Down and Out Blaster!"

"Or The Thunder from Down Under!"

"The Bushwhackers win!"

"YAY!"

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

"It's Doomsday for the Nasty Boys!"

 

 

Marty: "Get ready to ROCK...

 

Shawn jumps in: "AND ROLL!!"

[MikeJordan23 0]

I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic.

Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed.

Hahaha yes.

[MikeJordan23 0]

"NOW YOU MUST FACE THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE"

 

"LET'S GET ROWDY"

 

 

"I'LL SMASH HOGAN WITH MY MACHO MADNESS"

 

"I'LL CROWN ALL OF YA"

 

Animal screams something inaudible....

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

You gotta love new WWF figures with real wrestling action.

 

Match Million Dollar Man ted Dibiase against Jake the Snake Roberts.

 

DIBIASE LANDS A MILLION DOLLAR PUNCH!

 

Match Hulk Hogan against the Macho Man Randy Savage

 

OOOH YEAH!!! MY ELBOWSMASH WILL FINISH HOGAN, GUARANTEED!

 

HOGAN SLAMS HIM AGAIN!

 

Match Andre the Giant against The Ultimate Warrior

 

ANDRE WILL CRUSH THE ULTIMATE MANIAC

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

You gotta love the new WWF ring.

 

OOOH, JAKE NAILS A PYTHON PUNCH!

 

Who will stand when AKEEM faces SMASH?

 

"I'll DEMOLISH HIM!"

 

 

TEAM CAPTAIN THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES AND THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TEAM UP WITH

 

KOKO B WARE, GREG THE HAMMER VALENTINE

BRET HART, THE HONKY TONK MAN

JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART and THE MYSTERY PARTNER

 

Its the Million Dollar Team Vs. The DREAM TEAM

[JJMc 0]

HOGAN SLAMS HIM AGAIN!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

"THERE IS NO POISON, NO MEDICINE, OR NO CREATION TO CURE WHAT WE HAVE!"

 

- Warrior explaining his team's strategy to defeat Mr. Perfect's team

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I can't resist:

 

TEAM CAPTAINS

 

NIKOLAI VOLKOFF AND SGT. SLAUGHTER LEAD IN THEIR RESPECTIVE TEAM MEMBERS

TITO SANTANA, BORIS ZUKHOFF, BUSHWHACKER LUKE, SATO, BUSHWHACKER BUTCH, TANAKA

 

IT'S THE ALLIANCE VS. THE MERCANARIES!!!

 

And back on topic:

 

Check out the quickness of Koko B Ware, the pounding force of The Hammer, the fury of the Hitman . . .

 

AND THE BITE OF THE BULLDOG!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Man, just thinking about those has me remembering the lines.

 

The Talking Hulk Hogan & Ultimate Warrior.

 

"Each says six fighting phrases!"

 

Savage: "I challenge you, Warrior!"

 

Toy Warrior: "I accept the ultimate challenge!"

 

*Shows a clip of Warrior pounding Savage to the mat*

 

Savage: I challenge you, Hogan!

 

Hogan: Feel the power of Hulkamania!

 

*clip of Savage getting punched by Hogan

 

Savage: AH!!!!!!!!!

[MDH257 0]

x-entertainment.com has a commercial for the old rubber figures.

 

Maybe e-mail the webmaster.

There should be a search feature on X-entertainment's main page. Just type in WWF.

[MDH257 0]

I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic.

Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed.

and the beauuuuutiful Missy Hyatt.

[Guest drdrainoscott]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/c...als/wwfljn.html

 

Not the commcercial we were talking about but here is the really old one in case you wanted it...

 

 

Dibiase: "Million Dollar Man will show everyone's got a price..."

Piper: "Oh! The American Dream will put you to sleep....and Hacksaw's gonna cut you down"

Dibiase: "Ohhhh, he'll pay for that"

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Each sold seperately, DIG IT?!?

[Guest LooneyTune]

I need these commercials! I only have them for the original set with Jesse Ventura, and the one with Roddy Piper about the extra large talking Hogan/Maniac ones.

 

And one quickie from 1993 for Hogan, IRS, Martel, Savage, and Virgil (despite Hogan was LONG gone by the time the commercial aired, December 1993)

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Savage: Unleash the HAMMER of Greg Valentine! :::figure and Greg's "Hammer" logo shown:::

 

Undertaker (as eerie funeral music plays) : "New WWF Figures...they've got the power...

 

:::Savage busts in with wild background colors:::

 

The POWER of (something)...

[cawthon777 0]

The POWER of (something)...

THE WWF!!!

[tbondrage99 0]

These are the greatest toy commericals in the history of mankind.

[therealworldschampion 0]

Haha I was watching my tape of the 92 Rumble last week and those commercials are at the beginning. Such unintentional comedy that its fucking hilarious.

[DMann2003 0]

"Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!"

 

"The Fire of The Dragon!"

 

"Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!"

"The Undertaker will bury those stiffs."

*BONG*

 

"It's lights out. New WWF Figures got the power..."