Guest drdrainoscott Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 For whatever reason I've been thinking about those old commercials with the "little superstars" that used to air all the time back in 1990 and 1991. The ones that had Piper way to enthusiastic about the figures (you know, "so close to the real thing, it's like being in the ring"). Anyway, I took out my WMVII video and there were three that played before the actual PPV (singles, tag team and giant talking figures). Does anyone know of a place to download these online or have any of the other ones (I remember there being a few versions of the single and tag ones, as well as one for the ring) that they'd be willing to upload?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 x-entertainment.com has a commercial for the old rubber figures. Maybe e-mail the webmaster.
cawthon777 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Man, just thinking about those has me remembering the lines. The Talking Hulk Hogan & Ultimate Warrior. "Each says six fighting phrases!" Savage: "I challenge you, Warrior!" Toy Warrior: "I accept the ultimate challenge!" *Shows a clip of Warrior pounding Savage to the mat* Or the ones from 92 hosted by Savage. Savage: "Perfect?" Sgt. Slaughter: "Perfect."
MikeJordan23 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Just buy one of them Coliseum Home Videos. Gene Okerlund or Sean Mooney would be behind those monitors and say "Before we start, here's some of our LITTLE action" or whatever bullshiit. I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!" "The Fire of The Dragon!" "Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!"
cawthon777 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!" "The Fire of The Dragon!" "Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!" "The Undertaker will bury those stiffs."
Slickster Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!" "The Fire of The Dragon!" "Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!" "The Undertaker will bury those stiffs." *marks out*
MillenniumMan831 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic. Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed.
MillenniumMan831 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Nobody gets up from The Down and Out Blaster!" "Or The Thunder from Down Under!" "The Bushwhackers win!" "YAY!"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "It's Doomsday for the Nasty Boys!" Marty: "Get ready to ROCK... Shawn jumps in: "AND ROLL!!"
MikeJordan23 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic. Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed. Hahaha yes.
MikeJordan23 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "NOW YOU MUST FACE THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE" "LET'S GET ROWDY" "I'LL SMASH HOGAN WITH MY MACHO MADNESS" "I'LL CROWN ALL OF YA" Animal screams something inaudible....
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 You gotta love new WWF figures with real wrestling action. Match Million Dollar Man ted Dibiase against Jake the Snake Roberts. DIBIASE LANDS A MILLION DOLLAR PUNCH! Match Hulk Hogan against the Macho Man Randy Savage OOOH YEAH!!! MY ELBOWSMASH WILL FINISH HOGAN, GUARANTEED! HOGAN SLAMS HIM AGAIN! Match Andre the Giant against The Ultimate Warrior ANDRE WILL CRUSH THE ULTIMATE MANIAC
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 You gotta love the new WWF ring. OOOH, JAKE NAILS A PYTHON PUNCH! Who will stand when AKEEM faces SMASH? "I'll DEMOLISH HIM!" TEAM CAPTAIN THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES AND THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TEAM UP WITH KOKO B WARE, GREG THE HAMMER VALENTINE BRET HART, THE HONKY TONK MAN JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART and THE MYSTERY PARTNER Its the Million Dollar Team Vs. The DREAM TEAM
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "THERE IS NO POISON, NO MEDICINE, OR NO CREATION TO CURE WHAT WE HAVE!" - Warrior explaining his team's strategy to defeat Mr. Perfect's team
MillenniumMan831 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I can't resist: TEAM CAPTAINS NIKOLAI VOLKOFF AND SGT. SLAUGHTER LEAD IN THEIR RESPECTIVE TEAM MEMBERS TITO SANTANA, BORIS ZUKHOFF, BUSHWHACKER LUKE, SATO, BUSHWHACKER BUTCH, TANAKA IT'S THE ALLIANCE VS. THE MERCANARIES!!! And back on topic: Check out the quickness of Koko B Ware, the pounding force of The Hammer, the fury of the Hitman . . . AND THE BITE OF THE BULLDOG!
Lil' Bitch Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Man, just thinking about those has me remembering the lines. The Talking Hulk Hogan & Ultimate Warrior. "Each says six fighting phrases!" Savage: "I challenge you, Warrior!" Toy Warrior: "I accept the ultimate challenge!" *Shows a clip of Warrior pounding Savage to the mat* Savage: I challenge you, Hogan! Hogan: Feel the power of Hulkamania! *clip of Savage getting punched by Hogan Savage: AH!!!!!!!!!
MDH257 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 x-entertainment.com has a commercial for the old rubber figures. Maybe e-mail the webmaster. There should be a search feature on X-entertainment's main page. Just type in WWF.
MDH257 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I used to love the old NWA promos before their tapes. Those were great. Promoting The Great American Bash Tour, Wargames, Starcade (TRUE GRITT) and all that shiit. Classic. Who won? Who lost? My lips are sealed. and the beauuuuutiful Missy Hyatt.
Guest drdrainoscott Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/c...als/wwfljn.html Not the commcercial we were talking about but here is the really old one in case you wanted it... Dibiase: "Million Dollar Man will show everyone's got a price..." Piper: "Oh! The American Dream will put you to sleep....and Hacksaw's gonna cut you down" Dibiase: "Ohhhh, he'll pay for that"
MillenniumMan831 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Each sold seperately, DIG IT?!?
Guest LooneyTune Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I need these commercials! I only have them for the original set with Jesse Ventura, and the one with Roddy Piper about the extra large talking Hogan/Maniac ones. And one quickie from 1993 for Hogan, IRS, Martel, Savage, and Virgil (despite Hogan was LONG gone by the time the commercial aired, December 1993)
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Savage: Unleash the HAMMER of Greg Valentine! :::figure and Greg's "Hammer" logo shown::: Undertaker (as eerie funeral music plays) : "New WWF Figures...they've got the power... :::Savage busts in with wild background colors::: The POWER of (something)...
cawthon777 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 The POWER of (something)... THE WWF!!!
tbondrage99 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 These are the greatest toy commericals in the history of mankind.
therealworldschampion Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Haha I was watching my tape of the 92 Rumble last week and those commercials are at the beginning. Such unintentional comedy that its fucking hilarious.
DMann2003 Posted January 23, 2005 Report Posted January 23, 2005 "Behold the fury of the Texas Tornado!" "The Fire of The Dragon!" "Or the BITE of the British Bulldog!" "The Undertaker will bury those stiffs." *BONG* "It's lights out. New WWF Figures got the power..."
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