Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I wasn't bothered by the games Incandenza sometimes played but lately things had been getting out of hand. He had come home two months ago from his History in Lit class after reading about Marquis De Sade with the idea set in his mind for a little bit of different fun. It took Inc another month to actually convince me to go along with him. "Agent, look no harm just gonna tie you up for a bit." Soon changed to, "If you beg again you'll get another pop from the strap." Now I like a good, healthy spanking from time to time but when I have trouble sitting through a whole lecture in class the next day there might be a problem. Another catch-22 of Incandenza's whole control game was I had been the bottom for a month now. A month's not long, right? Well it sure as hell seems long when he is on me 2 or 3 times a day. One night after sex I had asked Incandenza to let me top next time and all that resulted in was an answer from the strap. When I flat out refused to wear the vibrating, remote controlled BUTT plug that he brought home, my only sexual release for a week was his own right hand. "Jesus, Agent are you alright?" The short, brunette girl with the Nosferatu shirt asked her tall friend as he carefully sat in the chair next to her. "Yep never better, Jeannie." "Incandenza?" Jeannie questioned. "Oh, he's a pain in my ass as usual." I smiled pushing my long blond hair away from my face. "I know it's none of my business but I think it's about time you turn the tables on this little game of his. Give him some of his own medicine." She turned back to pay attention the lecture leaving me with my thoughts. 'I actually think she has the right idea. It's about time you let Incandenza know how it's going to be from now on.' ***** When he came home that night he turned the overhead light on in the living room and found me sitting naked on the couch. "Come here, Incandenza." I smiled wickedly seeing the gleam in my lover's eyes as the lad made his way to the couch. "What have we got here?" Inc purred straddling my lap. "We're gonna play my way tonight, got it? Now get down, I want you to suck my cock." "Is that an order?" he asked reaching between them to take hold of my cock. "Yes." I moaned as my lover continued to stroke me. "Very well." Incandenza smiled, kissed me quickly before moving to kneel between my legs. He slowly licked up and down the shaft before taking the head in his mouth, flicking his tongue and tasting my precum. I wove his fingers through Incandenza's locks as he lowered his mouth full on my cock then started bobbing his head slowly. "Faster." I commanded, as I started raising my hips to meet Inc's mouth. I moaned as I felt my lover's throat tighten around me. "Yes, that's it. Oh, yes here it comes." I panted as I came, shooting my load down the other man's willing throat. As he released his cock and noisily licked his lips, I patted his head. Traffic around Orlando was terrible.
Guest Loss Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 This thread is WAY TOO FUCKING GAY! Man-on-man sex is gross! One man, one woman. I believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Ripper Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I have a cousin named Jeannie. True story.
Red Baron Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 No wonder florida is fucked up. Man on pumpkin sex is allright and should be taught to children.
DerangedHermit Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 What just happened? In summation, Inca AoO/teh cock
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Highway 31E in Kentucky is the road of salvation. Were it Sunday morning, I'd have gotten baptized six or seven times. I might make that my new hobby. The various Baptist Churches were indistinguishable from one another, and had ominous fire and brimstone billboards like IF YOU DIED TODAY, WHERE WOULD YOU SPEND ETERNITY? there was a cross and heavenly sort of scene at the top, and a devil characature towards the bottom, with lots of flames. Another one was a verse from proverbs that advocated beating your kids. Awesome. I quite liked Tennessee. Chattanooga in particular. Georgia smelled bad (so it wasn't my imagination the other time I was there) and I got the distinct feeling that it'd be a sweltering jungle hell in the summer. Ditto Florida. The northwest corner of that stated reminded me much of Indiana, actually. With different soil and flora. The interstates are suicide missions in that state, though. The whole place just seemed way too crowded for my liking. Driving in Georgia was a pleasure though, as no one was afraid to go ninety miles an hour. I really had no idea Waffle House was such a prolific chain. I had those eleven yellow squares staring down at me from every offramp, it seemed. Whataburger is fucking awesome.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Hey! Indiana's getting an ice storm right now! Rock.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Incandenza looks less like Schwimmer in person and more like some random Jew.
Ripper Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Its been all of 70 degrees TOPS in Georgia for the past few months. Don't you call my second home state smellly and hot you...you....smelly and hot Admin.... ... That didn't exactly come out as a insult...or did it?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 IF YOU DIED TODAY, WHERE WOULD YOU SPEND ETERNITY? in a ditch
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 The desperate smell of winter wafted through the house as Incandenza returned home from his hunting trip. He held a secret in his heart that no man could ever bear witness to, let alone his beloved Agent. A secret burning his loins and his anus with a passion previously reserved only for his cat, Mittenaniac. Slowly he climbed those same stairs he had a thousand times before and opened the bedroom door. Lying on the bed was Agent, playing puppy. Incandenza unfurled his shlong to ride the Agent pony, but not with the same feeling of happyness he had befoe. "Trip my toy-hole rocket boy" said Agent. "Rightfully so" replied Incandenza "but truthfully I have more than just shlong to bring you tonight fair maiden". "Yeah cram my cavern good sir knight. Prey tell what be on thou think-box". "Thou art the truest highway in all Christendom my damsel. My dilema is this. I have the SARS". "Crikey. Should you not stop pounding mine buttocks?". "No, for the buttocks are my glory and we shall be as one". "Damn. I knew I shouldn't have fucked an indie kid". And know you know the whole story.
DerangedHermit Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 IF YOU DIED TODAY, WHERE WOULD YOU SPEND ETERNITY? in a ditch in a magic urn
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 70 degrees the past few months encompasses winter and late autumn months only. What's the average temp around mid-July? Oh yeah! Sweltering southern hell. It smells, too. Swamp gas. Don't tell me you don't smell it. I'm surely not the only person who's driven through GA..does it stink or does it stink?
TheBigSwigg Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 70 degrees the past few months encompasses winter and late autumn months only. What's the average temp around mid-July? Oh yeah! Sweltering southern hell. It smells, too. Swamp gas. Don't tell me you don't smell it. I'm surely not the only person who's driven through GA..does it stink or does it stink? It stinks. And Chattanooga is very nice. Did you see Rock City? Because I haven't and I want to know what the deal with those fucking signs is all about.
Guest sek69 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 This thread is WAY TOO FUCKING GAY! Man-on-man sex is gross! One man, one woman. I believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Heh, I read the post first then I noticed who wrote it and I proceeded to give my monitor a Pepsi shower. Good work, sir.
justsoyouknow Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 I gave my monitor a golden shower.
Positively Kanyon Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 What the fuck was that? Are Inca and AoO an item now or something?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Don't you pay attention?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Incandenza looks less like Schwimmer in person and more like some random Jew. I'm like one-eighth Jew.
Positively Kanyon Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Don't you pay attention? No I don't sorry... Is there something I should be aware of?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Is Sek not the worst internet poster in the history of the universe? Fuck does he suck.
The Metal Maniac Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Not in a universe where -ib- still lurks. Or Dave O'Neil.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 6, 2005 Report Posted January 6, 2005 Incandenza looks less like Schwimmer in person and more like some random Jew. I'm like one-eighth Jew. You've got the beak and the hair color.
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