I just walked two miles, smoking the whole time.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky.

 

I feel like I'm going to die.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Listen, this is serious.

 

Maybe if I had bloody feces, you people would care.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

How many cigs was that, Inc. and how long did it take you?

[1234-5678 0]

Be thankful you have nice weather.

 

Oh, and I was lost for two hours trying to find this broad's place in Philly last night, during which time I am sure I walked 5 or more miles, so suck it up champ.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes.

[Guest hhheld_down]

I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes.

no wander u feel like your going to die

 

what on earth made you want to do that?

[Jingus 0]

Waaaaah. The other week I had to walk about the same distance just to buy a pack of cigarettes... and did the whole thing in about 20 degrees on a sheet of solid ice the whole way. Fell twice. But hey, it was for a good cause (feeding my future tumor), so I suppose it was worth it.

[Golgo 13 0]

I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes.

no wander u feel like your going to die

 

what on earth made you want to do that?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, heart attacks start with a tingling in the left arm, right?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Everything I do is for the board.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I'm no expert, but I think it does.

 

Man, thank God I don't smoke...

[Banter 0]

Listen, this is serious.

 

Maybe if I had bloody feces, you people would care.

Fuck you, you did this to yourself. You chose to chain smoke for 2 miles. You get no pity from me, sucka.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Six cloves, all in a row? What's the point?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

An enthusiasm for self-flagellation!

[King Cucaracha 0]

Guys, he walked 2 miles. He clearly did it for the exercise.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

For the rest of the day, I'm drinking nothing but water and eating nothing but carrots.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm bookmarking this thread for the next time I feel like a round of chainsmoking.

[Banter 0]

You're probably going to die.

 

 

 

 

Can I have your DVD's?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

All my DVDs are snotty foreign films that are three hours long and feature abundant male nudity.

 

And BASEketball.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My only memory of BASEketball—which I haven't seen in six years—was the scene where Jenny McCarthy hands Robert Vaughn a chromeless trailer hitch.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

You should talk about this during your radio show.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

BASEketball?

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I remember a scene where they said something along the lines of "Thank god for our giant penises" and then let their peni unfurl.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

BASEketball?

Adventures in ambulatory smoking.

[Sideburnious 0]

2 miles? how long did that take you? 30 mins?

 

 

Now if you walked it backwards i'll be extra impressed

[Red Baron 0]

BASEketball?

Can I have it?

[MrRant 0]

Next time smoke a pipe.

[Nighthawk 0]

A crack pipe.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Residuals from meeting me. Just switch to a decent tobacco cigarette, Incandenza, they're much milder. Try Camel Turkish Golds, they're light and don't blatantly taste like tar, without any pesky menthol aftertaste, although I recall you trying menthols before, in which case Turkish Jade Lights are probably more your speed. Don't smoke Marlboros.

[Jingus 0]

Turkish Jades are indeed the finest tobacco product ever discovered or produced by the human race.