Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 McDonalds is over-priced, and you can get better food at Wendy's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 you can get better food at Wendy's. Liar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Cheap, pretty good nuggets and salads with their meals. Wendy's is better than the Golden Arches Dining Club. QED. Also their Chicken sandwiches are pretty fuckin' good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I'd like to address my annoyance at the new Double Qtr. Pounder commerical. Stop acting like it's some BRAND SPANKING NEW menu item. Its been there since the Original Qtr. Pounder was. I can't wait for in 5 years they have similar campagain for the Filet of Fish. In Five Years... The NEW McDonalds Filet O Fish...now made with 100% fish! DA DA DUH DUH DA.. Im mildly likin it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese today for lunch through McDonald's drive thru. When I got home I realised that instead of the customary two patties, I had four. And no, this was not the double big mac, they somehow just fucked up and made a gigantic one pound burger. It was like eating a heart attack. Discuss. Shut up and be glad the bastards didn't actually charge you about 1.50 per extra patty. ...you DID make sure it was the right amount to pay for right? I remember making one for myself with three patties when I worked there. I couldn't even fit it in my mouth. Oh geezus, you fucking wimp. Can't even stuff three of them? During my late night shifts, I ate a six quarter pounder patty burger. I gulped that sucker down in like 10 bites. Although, doing that scared my coworkers shitless. I remember one of the managers, Rob, telling me, "Dorian. Can you at least CHEW the damn burger? You gonna choke and die... And I really need you here to help me out." He bought a DQP w/c and a Big Mac and took the meat and toppings from the DQP'er and put it on the Big Mac. So you are saying he took the God damned fucking onion, shitty ass mustard, and very old mayo, and put them on a Big Mac? And he thinks its a fucking revolutionary item!? I would highly recommend you consider finding a new friend. McDonalds always seem to be screwing orders up, I remember once getting a burger and having no actual burger inside the bun, ordering a Big Mac Meal and getting a McChicken Sandwich Meal instead etc. I've never had one of those fish things, do they actually taste like fish or is it more like fish cake (fish & potato things). I rarely go to McDonalds, perhaps half a dozen times a year because the food never fills me up and it#s hardly nutritious! Have you ever TRIED working with one of their cash registers? The fucking thing is ridculous. Its like "press once for burger; press twice for burger with mayo; press three times for burger with mayo, mustard, relish; press four times for burger with mayo and mustard; press five times for burger and fries; etc." And then reading which order is where and who gets it is fucking nuts. Someone always steals the order your creating, and then you have to bullshit your way out of not having the order prepare in which you will then steal someone else's order just ot make sure you don't get yelled at by your boss for not having your order ready by 30 seconds. Its a fucking mircle anyone gets a God damned order right. This sandwich is a laughable effort to compete with Hardees' monoliths of meat. Who are these Hardees'? Are they related to Harvey's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Big Macs don't have mayo on them, they have Thousand Island dressing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 That's secret sauce. Which I suspect is ketchup and mayo mixed together, which is almost exactly the same as thousand island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 That's secret sauce. Which I suspect is ketchup and mayo mixed together, which is almost exactly the same as thousand island. Made from scratch, 1000 Island dressing is made with mayo, ketchup and relish. Its based on Russian Dressing (not really even Russian) which was yogurt and chili sauce/ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese today for lunch through McDonald's drive thru. When I got home I realised that instead of the customary two patties, I had four. And no, this was not the double big mac, they somehow just fucked up and made a gigantic one pound burger. It was like eating a heart attack. Discuss. Shut up and be glad the bastards didn't actually charge you about 1.50 per extra patty. ...you DID make sure it was the right amount to pay for right? Yeah, paid out the same. Why, do they have something in America where you can simply pay another $1.50 if you want to customize your burger? I guess that's a totally seperate question. Is there a place where you can build your burger, and have them tally it up at the end? I've made HD into my own personal Food Folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Yeah, paid out the same. Why, do they have something in America where you can simply pay another $1.50 if you want to customize your burger? I guess that's a totally seperate question. Is there a place where you can build your burger, and have them tally it up at the end? I've made HD into my own personal Food Folder. Fuddruckers - 1 lb. 2/3 lb. 1/2 lb. 1/3 lb. Original Fudd Burger Specialty Burgers Make Your Own Specialty Gourmet Toppings: Grilled Mushrooms Smokehouse Bacon Guacamole Portabella Mushrooms Hearty Chili Toppings: Grilled Onions Cheese: American Cheddar Monterey Jack Pepper Jack Swiss Exotic Burgers and More Ostrich Burger 97% Fat Free Turkey Burger Salmon Burger Garden Burger Ribeye Steak Sandwich “Best in Show” Jumbo Beef Hot Dog -- I Think Chili's is also doing a "Make your own burger" with over 20 toppings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Yeah, paid out the same. Why, do they have something in America where you can simply pay another $1.50 if you want to customize your burger? I guess that's a totally seperate question. Is there a place where you can build your burger, and have them tally it up at the end? I've made HD into my own personal Food Folder. Yes, you can actually customize and pay like 1.50 (well, its' not 1.50, but first number came into myhead) and order another patty to put on your burger. They can't bitch at you because they CAN do it, and literially have to. They'll foster, "oh, but sir, you'll have to pay more" but then you go "fuck you, I want my extra patty on my burger you fucker." ...and just to be really fucking evil, change your mind AFTER he imputs it. Because then he has to delete the addition of 1 patty, and re-enter it as 2. >_> Not saying I've done that one like oh, every time my poor ass had to eat at McDicks. Although, now I go to the local SafeWay and buy a damn sub there. Its like 5 bucks, but its God damn filling, and its fucking healthy. And the ever so wonderful place where you can build your own burger is called Harvey's (at least in the mighty Great White Fucking Cold North known as Canada). These bastards may be fast food, but at least it tastes like a fucking real thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Wait...you used to work at McDonalds....you understand that their job can be difficult...yet you still order food in the most annoying way possible? You're a dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 It's buy a quarter pounder at regular price, and get a 2nd for what the temperature is at noon the previous day, and if it's below O it's free. I remember the Wichita McD's doing that in the mid and late 90's, but I haven't seen it since Local 5 Day Forecast. Note 23 for Thursday is the current temp. Mickey D's here I come. HIGH 23 HIGH -5 HIGH -6 HIGH -4 HIGH 2 LOW -10 LOW -16 LOW -20 LOW -20 LOW -14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Wait...you used to work at McDonalds....you understand that their job can be difficult...yet you still order food in the most annoying way possible? You're a dick. Yes, I worked at McDicks. Nice of you to notice. If you took a moment, you might remember about me being fucked over by the Boss there, and so I'm still quite resentful of the fact. Take it out on the whole company? Yeah. I will. Oh, but don't worry, I'm totally polite in my dealings. I'm like "oh, if you wouldn't mind, miss. I'd like an extra patty on my burger. If that's alright, as I know your busy and all. It sorta slipped my mind, I'm terribly sorry. ... *she imputs one* ...hm, well I'm awfully hunger, so could you please make it two? I mean, if its not so much trouble after all. If not, I'm ok with that... Oh, you will? Thanks so much." You know, playing the whole goody-goody act. This way, you can still be a pain in the ass and still not feel any guilt for being annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 McDonalds is over-priced, and you can get better food at Wendy's. For once we agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 McDonalds is the opposite of overpriced. I laugh at your poverty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 13, 2005 no shit. 99 cent double cheeseburger. I do however have to mention the fallen greatness that was Hot 'n Now. I know these were in NE Indiana and Michigan. They had 29 cent hamburger sundays. They were little-ass cheap bastards, as you'd suspect. Bigger than a White Castle slider, but smaller than a McDonalds hamburger. Anyway, back in my wrestling-watching days, my wrestling pals and I would go there and order just obscene amounts of hamburgers to be eaten by say, six people over the course of a wrestling program or two. My interest in professional wrestling died sortly after Hot n Now went out of business, so maybe it's for the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 McDonalds (in LA at least) used to have 29 cent hamburger Wednesdays, and 39 cent cheeseburger Sundays. Limit 20, and I could eat that by myself. I was a beast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 no shit. 99 cent double cheeseburger. I do however have to mention the fallen greatness that was Hot 'n Now. I know these were in NE Indiana and Michigan. They had 29 cent hamburger sundays. I must be going illiterate or blind, because I read that as "29 cent hamburger sundaes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 13, 2005 McDonalds (in LA at least) used to have 29 cent hamburger Wednesdays, and 39 cent cheeseburger Sundays. Limit 20, and I could eat that by myself. I was a beast. The sky was the limit at Hot n Now. Better fries than McDonalds, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 When the hell did Flik become a tough guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 McDonalds (in LA at least) used to have 29 cent hamburger Wednesdays, and 39 cent cheeseburger Sundays. Limit 20, and I could eat that by myself. I was a beast. Some McDonald's on Long Island have .49 cent hamburger Mondays (and .59 cent cheeseburgers)...that's the only time I go to McDonald's, otherwise I'd go to Checkers (mmm...Checkers' fries), Wendy's and Burger King in that order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Sappy Valley had 39-cent cheesburgers on Sundays back when I lived there in 2000. And when I worked at McDonalds the first time we had 29-cent Hamburger night was also when the Pittsburgh Penguins were playing a home game that night (which made us even more busy than we usually were). Ah, the memories. The highlight came when some butch chick making the burgers threatened to beat up some ditzy chick working the drive thru. I was next to the ice cream machine so I just gave out cones to my customers who were waiting for their 10+ burgers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 When the hell did Flik become a tough guy Its actually phenomia that I got about a month ago that's causing me to be this way, but the doctor still fucking declared it a chest virus! This is even after the jackass tells me, "now then Flik, it looks like you've got liquid in your chest which could possibly be phenomia, but there's not enough evidence to proclaim it that. So I'm gonna call it a chest virus and send you home. You should be good in a week." God damned worthless bastard. If I've got phenomia, keep me in the fucking hospital like my sister was. Instead of sending my ass home to basically try going out in -35C weather and feeling like I'm getting stabbed with fucking knives every time I breath in that fucking cold weather. I've been hacking to the point my throat is nearly RAW and the muscles in my fucking back are spasming so bad I'm nearly in tears (this is after being drugged with Robax and Asprin). Oh and its been one fucking week later... Worthless fucking bastard. So, its a little more of I'm fucking pissed off than actually trying to be tough. ...back on topic, please remember my words of wisdom when dealing with McDicks employees. Oh, and if its a cute girl that you end up having take your order, make it also seem like you are trying to get her number as you'll instantly be forgiven by the girl because you are hitting on her. BTW, for most of you single types out there, McDick girls are mostly single, so if you actually want to get the girl's phone number, by all means, shoot for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I demand more of the new Flik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Slayer bought me a #4 Super Sized when he came to visit 4 years ago. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Not sure I'd want the number of a "McDick" girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I got fucked over by McDonald's in an employment capacity, too. After that, I refused to go to any McDonald's, and did so for over 6 months. I also personally avoided the one I worked at for over 2 years. When I went in one day, finally, one of the managers that worked with me was still there, and she recognized me! Long story cut short, McDonald's treats it's employees like shit, and it took a letter from a family friend who's a lawyer to get them to pay my medical bill. I fucked up the muscle column on my left side on my 4th day there. It's been 4 1/2 years since then, and my side is still sensitive sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I demand more of the new Flik This isn't fucking "new". This is me when I've finally fucking God damned snapped. Not sure I'd want the number of a "McDick" girl. Well, all the girls who work at McDicks around here actually are quite cute, so meh. Actually, I've widdled enough information that I could probably look up the nearest phone book and find out, but I figure its better to actually ask. But, I digress with my school schedule and shit, I'm in no position to ask a girl out right now. Maybe after I get out of school and get some deadbeat job that pays like $10 an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 This isn't fucking "new". This is me when I've finally fucking God damned snapped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
