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Anybody really think Torrie would get naked in a movie produced by WWE? If they're putting this much money into films, they'll want them rated PG-13 so their target audience can go see them.

Guest Tjhe CyNick
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I could see Big Show in a role where he has to go undercover as a woman.

Guest combat_rock
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Eddie Guerrero should be in a semi-biographical movie (in the style of 8 Mile). That would actually be good.

Guest Big_Jay101
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I think if WWE actually wants to be a credible film studio and get quasi-big in the industry they need to make some movies with actual actors instead of easy accesible wrestlers. Try to get some good directors or some new up and coming directors and do some small indie films.

Guest The Decadent Slacker
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I'd be down for a remake of "The Toy" with Snitsky & Shelton, for some reason. Second would be any romantic comedy where Billy Kidman & Christian are involved.

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Ric Flair and Bret Hart could star in "Grumpy Old Men III".

 

Triple H & Stephanie in "So I Married a Creative Storyline Murderer".

 

Lita will star in "Rithsky Business II".

 

Eugene and Regal team up in "Rain Man: The Next Generation".

 

and Batista stars in "Scent of a Woman" remake.

Posted

I think they should throw some cash at Frankie Muniz, and make "Agent Cody Banks 3", in which Cody must attend a new high school, which is staffed, ironically enough, by several WWE superstars.

 

Benoit can play the grizzled & tough as nails gym teacher with a heart of gold. JBL can play the stern authoritarian school principal. RVD can play the fun-loving art teacher, since those assholes were always smoking shit anyway. Eddie Guerrero, regretably, gets typecast as the janitor, but we get a few tender scenes in which Eddie introduces Cody to the world of street-racing and low-rider contests in the barrio.

 

The movie's big dramatic moment comes when Cody fails to catch the bad guy, and has a major crisis of faith, which he overcomes with the help of his inspirational homeroom teacher, Randall Orton, a young man who's just earned his teaching degree and wants to make a difference in the lives of our nation's impressionable youth.

 

Call me crazy, but I think they could sell this to the studios.

 

 

 

 

 

 

......and if that doesn't work, we go with plan B: "School of Rock II" starring Chris Jericho.

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RVD can play the fun-loving art teacher, since those assholes were always smoking shit anyway

 

It's true. Art teacher at my school is the biggest pot head ever.

 

"School of Rock II" starring Chris Jericho.

 

Who'll be the impressional young kids he teaches? The cruiserweights and women?

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Lita will star in "Rithsky Business II".

Why'd she lose the lisp by the second word?!?

 

You've got to be consistent with lisp jokes, or they're just not funny.

 

Oh, yeah ... they're not funny anyway.

Posted

He was referring to a classic Lita quote on RAW in 2002:

 

"Sometimes, it's just not worse the rithk."

Posted
I think Shawn Michaels and Trish Stratus should do a movie called Ohmigawd Slumber Party where they talk about boys and do facials.

 

 

I also think they should consider doing a movie where Chris Benoit plays a fireman. I have no reason for this request.

1. Facial?

Yes, facials.

 

Picture Shawn painting Trish's toenails while they gossip about Lita being a whore and they're both in pink and purple pajamas and wearing braces. Facials just go with that. Hunter shows up on his bicycle and starts throwing pebbles at the window and they finally end up sneaking him into the bedroom. There are some close calls where the dad (played by Ric Flair) almost catches Hunter in the girls' bedroom, but he manages to hide. Shawn develops a crush on him throughout the night while Trish spends the evening trying to avoid Hunter's friend Eugene, giving them sort of a Kelly/Screech dynamic. I think it would be sweet and sentimental.

I'm scared to ask, but what would be the payoff to all this?

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Ok...so...Rock becomes this big Hollywood star (good interview in the new Details...love the gay porn joke...)...and Vince thinks that he can just make more big movie stars himself.

 

Vince needs to realize, this thinking hasn't created a new Rock in WRESTLING.

 

How the hell does he expect to do it in MOVIES?

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