Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Barron's gotten onstage to do a comedy set. Okay, I gotta get cracking here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 I don't know if my second show since no one really laughed. Except for the part where I danced to Kurt Angle's 'I Don't Suck (Really)'. Someone did yell 'You're Not Funny!' That was my favourite part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 "Did you ever notice how some people spell Hilary Duff's name with two l's? I mean, what is up with that?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Looking back I think the goal of my act was to try to say the word 'cock' as many times as possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Damn, I thought the title to the thread was "Canadians are not funny." ...because they're not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Bob, your whole act should be just you sucking a tampon. That's fucking hysterical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 20, 2005 No one's funnier than Bill Hicks was when he dressed in black and screamed at people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Bob, your whole act should be just you sucking a tampon. That's fucking hysterical. That's a good idea but unfourtnuately (yea I can't spell) I hadn't started putting tampons in my mouth yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 I like how you put "yet" at the end there, like it's only a matter of time before you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Next he's going to tell us how he somehow boned one of his teen scream queens and provide some kind of proof, just to drive me further to suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 That's creepier than Schoolgirl Barron. *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Speaking of humor, I don't think the regulars in the Movie/TV folder appreciate my sense of (humor). Just today, in a thread dedicated to the passing of some nobody actor from Moesha, my comment on how I wanted to shoot a load on Brandy's face was completely ignored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Go check again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Bob Barron should deep throat a douche next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sek69 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 First of, bob looks amazingly similar to a friend of mine who's not only one of the funniest people I know but also so openly gay he'd make the Queer Eye guys go "STFU, FAG~!" Secondly, most morning show hosts are painfully lame. I know the big local team has fallen off so dramatically since one of the guys switched to evenings I can't even listen to the show anymore. I split my time between Bob and Tom (some of their guests are really fuckin' hilarious) and Howard Stern (mainly for Artie Lange). Comedy is the most subjective art form there is, since 90% of it depends on what you bring to the show. A black guy's probably not going to get most of the Blue Collar guys. A redneck's probably not going to have much use for the Kings of Comedy. Personally, I like both, but I'm a weirdo. Real comedy is the kind that's funny no matter how old the material or how your personal view is on the topic. Guys like Carlin, Pryor, Hicks, Rock, Murphy, and so on stand the test of time for the most part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Tonight, Bob Saget performs in my home town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Eddie Izzard can always get me rolling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 21, 2005 I'd like to nominate Sek has one of the worst posters here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Bob Saget is good. Eddie Izzard wouldn't be as good were he not a fey crossdresser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Bob Saget is good. Ah, but how good can his stand-up be if you only ever hear "he's not as bad as on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Well, I'd think that's what people would expect. So you have to say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Bill Hicks. Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sek69 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 I'd like to nominate Sek has one of the worst posters here Get off my knob, loser. You can't even troll good anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Troll well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sek69 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Troll well. Me fail English? That's unpossible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Speaking of humor, I don't think the regulars in the Movie/TV folder appreciate my sense of (humor). Just today, in a thread dedicated to the passing of some nobody actor from Moesha, my comment on how I wanted to shoot a load on Brandy's face was completely ignored. You weren't ignored. Let's just say that a lot of people in that folder don't get out of the house much, and your post wasn't that far off the norm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Me fail English? That's unpossible! When in doubt, go for the cliched Simpsons quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Bob Saget's actually a pretty weird guy. I'd love to hear stand-up that comes out of his own head instead of the family crap into which he was unjustly pigeonholed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Saget's stand-up is suprisingly dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
