Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 So sick. I have a paper I should be working on, but I'm too doped up on cold medication to properly concentrate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 26, 2005 listen to Jethro Tull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm not sure that would help. I'm listening to Rites of Spring (the band cuz DISCHORD rokzzzzzz), which isn't helping much, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm not sure that would help. I'm listening to Rites of Spring (the band cuz DISCHORD rokzzzzzz), which isn't helping much, either. Thats the kinda attitude that is going to keep you sick. The man said put on some fucking Jethro Tull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Go to bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Ginger ale and chicken soup cures all, unless you have a case of salmonella... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I would actually suggest NOT listening to music you enjoy. I listened to an album while I had a horrible fever, and through association I can't listen to it anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Topic of the paper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I would actually suggest NOT listening to music you enjoy. I listened to an album while I had a horrible fever, and through association I can't listen to it anymore. I was in middle school when Faith No More released Angel Dust. I was suffering from a terrible fever the very first time I listened to it; a couple of months later I was finally able to listen to it again, as "Jizzlobber" freaked the shit out of me and made want to have nothing to do with the album for awhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 That happened to me once except it didn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy. So you're saying you puked the first time you tried pussy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Topic of the paper? http://www.anwr.org/ I have to write an argumentive essay on drilling for oil in Alaska is right or wrong, with the pro-drilling people of ANWR at its center. It's for this bullshit class on technical writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy. So you're saying you puked the first time you tried pussy? No, i am suspecting that the reason that you didn't vomit is because you actually like it and just don't want to admit it. freak.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I. Marry her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Bury her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Curry her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Man walks into a doctor's office, says "Doc, I'm sick." Dr. asks well, what are your symptoms? Man says I just think I'm sick Dr: Headach? Nauesea? Light-headed? Man: nope Dr: well why do you think you're sick? Man: Well, I was fucking my sister the other day when... Dr: Oh my God! That's horrible! Man: *shrug* I told you I'm sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Would Yes's Fragile help more than Jethro Tull? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Or if you feel like fuckin' with yourself put on Ween's 'The Pod' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 I'm feeling better, but thanks for the suggestions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Better already? Damn, and here I was ready to throw a telethon in hopes of raising funds to cure your ills by way of alcohol and tobacco products. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 27, 2005 I am sick now. Barf, soreness, achiness, phlegm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I. Marry her. If it didn't stink, marry her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die I care. I just wasn't online last night to do anything about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die I care. I just wasn't online last night to do anything about it. Thanks, Zack. My throat still hurts and these Saskatchewan winters do little to improve one's condition. I think I'll wear a scarf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 It's not very pleasent, but gargling with warm salt water almost always cures any throat pain when I have a cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
