Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 So sick. I have a paper I should be working on, but I'm too doped up on cold medication to properly concentrate.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 listen to Jethro Tull.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm not sure that would help. I'm listening to Rites of Spring (the band cuz DISCHORD rokzzzzzz), which isn't helping much, either.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm not sure that would help. I'm listening to Rites of Spring (the band cuz DISCHORD rokzzzzzz), which isn't helping much, either. Thats the kinda attitude that is going to keep you sick. The man said put on some fucking Jethro Tull.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Ginger ale and chicken soup cures all, unless you have a case of salmonella...
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting.
Special K Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I would actually suggest NOT listening to music you enjoy. I listened to an album while I had a horrible fever, and through association I can't listen to it anymore.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 I would actually suggest NOT listening to music you enjoy. I listened to an album while I had a horrible fever, and through association I can't listen to it anymore. I was in middle school when Faith No More released Angel Dust. I was suffering from a terrible fever the very first time I listened to it; a couple of months later I was finally able to listen to it again, as "Jizzlobber" freaked the shit out of me and made want to have nothing to do with the album for awhile.
Nighthawk Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 That happened to me once except it didn't.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy. So you're saying you puked the first time you tried pussy?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 Topic of the paper? http://www.anwr.org/ I have to write an argumentive essay on drilling for oil in Alaska is right or wrong, with the pro-drilling people of ANWR at its center. It's for this bullshit class on technical writing.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I'm in the stage of the sickness where all I can smell and taste is mucus. Somehow, I've avoided vomiting. Apparently you like the taste. That is how most discoveries are made. This one time a pussy just fell right on my tounge. now look at me. <--- Eats pussy. So you're saying you puked the first time you tried pussy? No, i am suspecting that the reason that you didn't vomit is because you actually like it and just don't want to admit it. freak..
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I. Marry her.
Special K Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Man walks into a doctor's office, says "Doc, I'm sick." Dr. asks well, what are your symptoms? Man says I just think I'm sick Dr: Headach? Nauesea? Light-headed? Man: nope Dr: well why do you think you're sick? Man: Well, I was fucking my sister the other day when... Dr: Oh my God! That's horrible! Man: *shrug* I told you I'm sick.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Would Yes's Fragile help more than Jethro Tull?
Special K Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Or if you feel like fuckin' with yourself put on Ween's 'The Pod'
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 27, 2005 Author Report Posted January 27, 2005 I'm feeling better, but thanks for the suggestions!
Zack Malibu Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Better already? Damn, and here I was ready to throw a telethon in hopes of raising funds to cure your ills by way of alcohol and tobacco products.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 I am sick now. Barf, soreness, achiness, phlegm.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die
1234-5678 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Remember that thread I started in LSD w/r/t farting? My girlfriend let one slip last night, making her more of a man than I. Marry her. If it didn't stink, marry her.
Zack Malibu Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die I care. I just wasn't online last night to do anything about it.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 no one cares? okay die I care. I just wasn't online last night to do anything about it. Thanks, Zack. My throat still hurts and these Saskatchewan winters do little to improve one's condition. I think I'll wear a scarf.
Special K Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 It's not very pleasent, but gargling with warm salt water almost always cures any throat pain when I have a cold.
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