1234-5678 Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Dammit man, vaginas don't just grow on trees Interesting visual.
LessonInMachismo Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 The second of the two times I had anal sex, the girl asked me "When are you going to fuck me in the ass?" I felt like Joey Lawrence after saying "Whoa!" about two dozen times before taking the plunge. EDIT: I'm adding that the above girl was Latina...Salvadoran immigrant, specifically. The first time was when I was just out of high school and the girl agreed to try it, but she started bawling, so I bailed out. She turned out to be a piece of shit, so I should have reamed her. EDIT: The above was also Latina...Mexican-American.
Nighthawk Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 The first time was Chicana. If she was gangsta, she'd get mad at you for saying Latina.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 13, 2005 Author Report Posted February 13, 2005 Last night, I made some strides towards anal. Wish me luck.
LessonInMachismo Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 The first time was Chicana. If she was gangsta, she'd get mad at you for saying Latina. Incorrect.
Nighthawk Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 I think I know a little bit more about it than you.
LessonInMachismo Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 I think I know a little bit more about it than you. Unless you know the girl, who specifically called herself a "Latina" on more than one occasion, then apparently you don't. What's important here is the tear-inducing shitholing, people.
Nighthawk Posted February 13, 2005 Report Posted February 13, 2005 The key is that she isn't a gangsta bitch. She apparently didn't know any better than you. I do know the girl, anyway. We used to have picnics in my car on Lookout Point. One time it started to rain and I couldn't get the top up. We laughed and then abruptly stopped and kissed. I would have married her except I had a staph infection the day of the wedding and she ran off with the best man. Which was apparently you. You bastard.
Sideburnious Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 The key is that she isn't a gangsta bitch. She apparently didn't know any better than you. I do know the girl, anyway. We used to have picnics in my car on Lookout Point. One time it started to rain and I couldn't get the top up. We laughed and then abruptly stopped and kissed. I would have married her except I had a staph infection the day of the wedding and she ran off with the best man. Which was apparently you. You bastard. Bravo *claps* So Inc, what were the first strides you took? Fingering?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 22, 2006 Author Report Posted February 22, 2006 I never did this girl in the ass, nor any since. I watched some porn not too long ago. I was unware that anal would be involved—it wasn't marked as such—but, lo and behold, the guy stuck his cock in the girl's ass. I didn't like watching it. At all. Totally killed my boner. That it did was a little depressing. I don't have much interest in doing it these days, so the girl I'm seeing now is safe.
Vyce Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 Wait a minute, did you want to do anal without ever really seeing what it entailed?
CanadianGuitarist Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 The only girl I ever did it with outright asked me to do it. I didn't even really want to. I'd say meh. The tongue from cunt-ass trail is the way to go, I'd say though. Makes sense.
k thx Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 Wait a minute, did you want to do anal without ever really seeing what it entailed? This demands an answer.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Posted February 23, 2006 I simply hadn't watched anal action in a very long time. That I avoided the porn didn't mean that I didn't wanna stick it in a tighter crevice.
Kinetic Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 Anal sex is such an ordeal, what with the lubing and such. Because I tend to be a few drinks in by the time my girlfriend and I get around to having sex, my erection won't withstand the wait necessary to get all the buttfucking ducks in a row, so I tend to avoid it altogether. I do give rimjobs first time around, however, hepatitis be damned.
converge241 Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 its better to just have a girl who enjoys it *thank you mrs. Converge241*
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