The TSM Folder Subtitle Submission Contest

[Damaramu 0]

How to win over your russian crush and defeat the KGB- LSD

[Guest eBayBrison]

"Where the spawn of Banky are born" - Hardcore Discussion

[sfaJack 0]

Computers - Internet - Technology: All the help you'll ever need to maintain your $10 computer.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

"Where the spawn of Banky are born" - Hardcore Discussion

I find this insulting.

[Brett Favre 0]

"In exclusive terms with EA" - Video Games & Toys

[Guest eBayBrison]

"Where the spawn of Banky are born" - Hardcore Discussion

I find this insulting.

Okay, I don't give HD enough justice......

 

"Where spawn of EAGAN is born~!"

 

Brison

[IllustriousOne 0]

Welp, you've given yourself away.

[Guest eBayBrison]

Given myself away?!?

 

What are you talking about?

[nl5xsk1 0]

I think the Comic Books & Literature folder should say Thinks the Video Games and Toys folder is for losers

 

and the Video Games & Toys folder should say Thinks the Comics Books & Literature folder is for losers

[King Cucaracha 0]

SWF- Home of King Cucaracha and some staggeringly long wrestling matches.

 

OAOAST- ...King Cucaracha's weekend vacation spot.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

How will Deon get PWNED next? - Hardcore

[Lightning Flik 0]

How will Deon get PWNED next? - Hardcore

Its not funny if you make fun of yourself.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Current Events

- NO DEMOCRATS ALLOWED

or

- WARNING: Republican Circle Jerk Ahead

 

WWE

- We're gay for Dave Batista!

 

NWA: TNA

- This forum makes Erik Watts want to kill himself.

 

Love, Sex and Dating

- Viewer Discretion Advised: Some posts may contain too much information.

 

Hardcore Discussion

- TSM's big circle jerk forum.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Love, Sex, & Dating

Warning: Those sitting in the first ten rows may get wet.

 

World Wrestling Entertainment

Wrestling? Entertainment? We don't think so, either.

 

Sports

We Dig Curling.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

The remains of Evander Holyfield's ear resides here - Sports

[DerangedHermit 0]

Sports

- Sabermetrics rules!

[Guest Vitamin X]

The term "circle jerk" is being used all too frequently here. Come on guys, be original for once.

[Brett Favre 0]

Site Feedback: Circle Jerk

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I think it should be in "Choose Your Own Adventure" style.

 

TNA Folder: "If you want to fly to India and find the trunk-full-of-gold, go to Current Events. If you want to take the train to Italy to stop the evil Mr. Moriarty, go to Site Feedback"

 

Site Feedback: "Moriarty is gone. He left you a note. "Dear reader, I am in India." PWN3D!" ... and so forth.

[Sideburnious 0]

"T-Minus 6 months" - TNA folder

[Guest Phenom]

Puroresu: TETSUO! KANEDA! TETSUO! KANEDA!

 

General Wrestling: Formerly Colonel Wrestling

 

Movies - DVDs - Television: Dames blue himself

 

Tape Trading: Like eBay, only less usefull

 

Current Events: As opposed to Antique Events

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Love, Sex and Dating

 

If you like sex and love and dating....don't come in here. If you get off on fat chicks giving advice, prepare to blow your load!

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Love, Sex and Dating

 

If you like sex and love and dating....don't come in here. If you get off on fat chicks giving advice, prepare to blow your load!

Nice One.

[DerangedHermit 0]

General Wrestling: Formerly Colonel Wrestling

*golf clap*

 

 

Hardcore Discussion

- If Banky hasn't changed his name again, press F5.

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

No mas.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Love, Sex and Dating

 

If you like sex and love and dating....don't come in here. If you get off on fat chicks giving advice, prepare to blow your load!

I get off on fat women in general.

[Steviekick 0]

I think the Comic Books & Literature folder should say Thinks the Video Games and Toys folder is for losers

 

and the Video Games & Toys folder should say Thinks the Comics Books & Literature folder is for losers

I like this one.

[Jingus 0]

These are by far the superior submissions:

 

World Wrestling Entertainment - Wrestling? Entertainment? We don't think so, either.

 

TNA - "Home Of Jeff Jarrett: Still not over after 19 inglorious years"

 

General Wrestling: Formerly Colonel Wrestling

 

Tape Trading: Like eBay, only less usefull

 

Current Events - "Check your SUVs, Bibles, and stock options at the door."

 

Sports - "We can so analyze sports better than ESPN. Er, we think so anyway."

 

Computers - Internet - Technology: All the help you'll ever need to maintain your $10 computer

 

Video Games & Toys - Thinks the Comics Books & Literature folder is for losers

 

Comic Books & Literature - Thinks the Video Games and Toys folder is for losers

 

Get Your Learn On! - "The folder about IDrinkRatsMilk's Penis."

 

Hardcore Discussion - If Banky hasn't changed his name again, press F5.

 

LSD: Show your tits.

 

Site Feedback: Just so you can tell us we can't spell "blew".

 

SWF- Home of some staggeringly long wrestling matches.

 

For the folders not mentioned above, I suggest the following:

 

OAOAST: where even mentioning the second "A" can get you banned.

 

Puroresu: aw hell with it, just click here instead

 

Movies & TV: Joss Whedon & Kiefer Sutherland's cumdumpster

 

Music: our obscure hipster indy tunes make us wanna la la

 

TSM Archives & Classics: we're not even gonna pretend that anyone clicks on these

 

Misc. Wrestling: post upcoming ROH cards & listen to Jingus brag about his wrestling "career"

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

OAOAST: where even mentioning the second "A" can get you banned.

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heh

[Sideburnious 0]

General Wrestling: Formerly Colonel Wrestling

*golf clap*

Yeah, I thought that was a good one too, definatly the best so far.

 

 

Kudos Phenom