someone came to my school with a gun today

[Ravenbomb 0]

My ex best friend in High School got into a fight during lunch period. It happened right in the caf line and the lunch lady got scared and hit him in the head with a large metal ladle. I tried to take his lunch after they dragged him away but somebody got to it before me. It was one of those Taco Boat things.

blech. I hate those taco boat things

[Guest Sturgis]

I almost started an international incident when I got into a fight with an Albanian exchange student, but I'll save that story for another day.

There mght not be another day, so you tell story now.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Best fight I saw in high school was two black guys fighting in the hallway. They manage to knock out the half-Jamaican/half-Chinese security guard and came out to where the buses were. One guy tried to get on a bus, but he was SPEARED into the bus steps. They continued their fight for a minute more until they were cornered in the bus by the remaining security guards and some administrators.

[Guest Nobody]

Best fight I ever saw when I was in school was when I broke a really big football player's arm with a simple armbar. Dunno... He just left himself open for it really. I only got hit about twice before I did it. And all I got was a lousy suspension! Man those were the days... hahaha

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

There were kids at my highschool with gun racks in the back of their trucks. I'm pretty sure they'd just stick their rifles under the seats during school hours. No one gave a shit. Hillbillies will generally fight each other with fists. Guns are mostly for critters.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

The ebst fight at my HS was when this idiot spat on the biggest guy in school and another big guy. Cause he had fought with the 2nd guy before, they fought again, and the big guy just annhilated him. He had steel toed shoes on and just kicked the fuck out of this idiots head after tossing him to the ground. Nearly half the year level jumped in on it, while I was hanging back close to tears because I wa laughing so hard, because the idiot had tried to pick a fight with me the day before. Anyway, our Year Level co-ordianter came out to break it up when the big guy gave him the D-X Suck It sign. The co-ordinator exploded at him and said the funneist thing I ever heard a teacher say "YOU TELLING HIM TO SUCK IT, GET TO MY OFFICE AND WE WILL SEE WHOSE GOING TO SUCK IT. GO WAIT IN MY OFFICE NOW!".

 

The fucked up thing about it was that the kid who started the fight got a longer suspension then a guy who called in a fake bomb threat.

 

Also on the subject of I.D card's, my HS makes all teachers wear one, as well as visiters to the school grounds. That shit is confusing because I finished last year, and the last two days I have gone there to see some old teachers, and I forgot to get a card both times.

[MrRant 0]

Mentioned it already but:

 

I remember in the 4th grade ramming some commie Russian kid named Igor's head into a basketball post and I just got sent to the office and had a talking with.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I never fought in PE. I'd just wait 'til dodgeball season.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

we used to slash and trip the kids we didn't like in PE when we played hockey (which was of course 3/4 of the curriculim.)

[Shooting Star 0]

The best fights I saw in high school all involved the girls. they're totally vicious

And for some reason in my school 9/10 it was 2 black girls. One time it was a black girl and a white girl who were lesbian lovers and one cheated on the other.

Dude!

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

We had one wack job that was going to bring a gun to school and do some damage but he told too many people "Beware of March 15th" and got arrested/suspended before it could occur.

 

 

Other than that we had one phony bomb threat. I wish i had gone to a more messed up neighborhood. I was too busy riding tractors to get in trouble.

[Black Lushus 0]

let's see...had the bomb threat deal once my freshman year...someone brought a pipe bomb in my sophomore year...a home schooled nerd kid wacked his mother and father and took his sister hostage and got gunned down directly across the street from my school right about the time of day school let out, also my sophomore year...i'm sure someone has brought a gun a time or two but I never heard about it...did hear about knives though...

 

 

oh yeah, in reference to some ealier posts...never try to break up two black girls when they're fighting...me and another guy did that once (we all knew each other well) and one of the chicks broke out a can of mace and got everyone that was nearby with it...now, of course, white girls carry mace too, but they're usually too emotionally broken down to go that route...black chicks are emotionally charged...see the difference?

[Sideburnious 0]

a home schooled nerd kid wacked his mother and father and took his sister hostage and got gunned down directly across the street from my school right about the time of day school let out, also my sophomore year

Better than public school my ass!!

 

 

The funniest gith I can remember currently is one where this douche was trying to start a fight with one of his former "friends". He went to swing at this guy and ended up punching the wall and fucking up his hand. Everyone laughed as he walked off teary-eyed, the other guy almost pissing himself with laughter.

 

He was a huge bullshitter too so when you asked him what happend to his hand he tried to make out that he fucked it up by punching the other guy in the face.

[the max 0]

No guns at my high school. Knives were around a lot though. Never had any stabbings.

 

Fights were pretty much a daily thing. It was either:

 

(a) Upperclassman decides to fight a freshman for reasons only known to the upperclassman. Usually something that was built up to, built up to, built up to, BUILT UP TO...and then nothing happened.

(b) Catfight between a jock's ex and his present whore. These were the best because they happened at lunchtime, so it was food and a show.

© "Goth" fight. This usually happened when they disagreed over whose life was worse off...the one whose parents argued or the one whose parents wouldn't let him go out and drink on saturday.

(d) Gang fight. I stayed away from these for two reasons (1) They were never announced, you only heard about them after they had happened and (2) They usually involved weapons and a mass amount of people stomping one or two people. I heard that one gangfight featured an attempted curbstomp, but it was unsuccessful.

(e) Shoving match with a jock after gym class. This was the one fight that I got into. It usually happened after a gym class because you've just made the starting quarterback on the football team look like a fucking spaz in a game of floor hockey, or you guarded him well in basketball and he didn't get a point, etc.etc. Usually just the jock trying to act like a big guy after getting embarrassed. I happened to embarrass a forward on our school's basketball team at...basketball. He shoved me into a locker from behind so I punched him in the heart and shoved him into a bench in the locker room, causing him to comically tumble over backwards and hit his head. This "fight" led into a type-A fight, with nothing ever happening.

[Jingus 0]

You don't fuck with sistaz. My mom used to tell me horror stories about life in public school in the days right after the schools were integrated, where if a white girl somehow pissed off a black one, the white girl would look like she'd been fucking scalped after that fight took place. African-american females somehow carry the best genetic material used for pulling all the hair out of another human's head.

 

We had one wack job that was going to bring a gun to school and do some damage but he told too many people "Beware of March 15th" and got arrested/suspended before it could occur.

On the one hand, shooting up your school is bad. On the other, at least this asshole and the authorities involved had an appreciation for the classics.

 

The only serious fight I ever heard about in my high school (wealthy Southern neighborhood) went like this: one student stabbed another one in the parking lot... in front of about 200 parents since he decided to attack just when school was let out.

[Nighthawk 0]

African-american females somehow carry the best genetic material used for pulling all the hair out of another human's head.

Well, according to Chris Rock, it's because slave owners bred their most physically capable slaves,