Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2005 So last night I get this call from my sister's friend about this two kegger going on. I gather the crew and we all head down there, making a couple stops at other people's houses on the way for some pre-party partying. We finally get to the kegger around midnight, and the first thing I notice is the cops parked at the end of the street. I'm already at the front door, so I just hide the 40s I'm carrying and knock. What was waiting when the door opened wasn't something that I was prepared for. The guy that answered the door was wearing a bathrobe and a green thong, nothing else. A sex swing was hung from the ceiling. People in costumes were hanging around, drinking. I saw a couple people dressed in mascot costumes...I think they're called Furries? Anyway, I decide that since the cops are outside, I may as well drink my 40s and just hang out with the people I came with. We migrate to the backyard, camp out in the corner, and sit and drink and just watch these people, in their costumes, randomly start hooking up all around us. The guy in the bathrobe comes back out and starts asking us why we weren't dressed up. We tell him we didn't know there was a theme, then he starts telling us about his razorburn on his scrotum. It was about this time that I made the suggestion that we just take the rest of the beers we had and head back to my buddy's house and just chill there. I'm never going to a party at IDRM's again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2005 What did you have to worry about the cops? Did they have something to do with the party? Are you gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2005 Cops are evil. And no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I'm never going to a party at IDRM's again. Now THAT'S funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Failed Mascot was there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 14, 2005 nobody ever invites me to these shindigs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 What a prude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Swingers parties are an interesting thing to attend. There are like 5 places around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 14, 2005 You should have joined in, you crazy cowboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 What did you have to worry about the cops? Did they have something to do with the party? The cops were there in case extra handcuffs were needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameron chaos 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 So people are fucking all around you and all you do is have a beer and go home with your buddies? How queer are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 So people are fucking all around you and all you do is have a beer and go home with your buddies? How queer are you? I don't know how the better half would feel about me hooking up with some tramp at a party. Besides, the girls weren't even that goodlooking, that's what was so troubling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 So people are fucking all around you and all you do is have a beer and go home with your buddies? How queer are you? I don't know how the better half would feel about me hooking up with some tramp at a party. Besides, the girls weren't even that goodlooking, that's what was so troubling. How do you know what they looked like. Weren't they in rabbit suits or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 A couple were in mascot costumes. The rest were just wearing skimpy dresses and whatnot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 A couple were in mascot costumes. The rest were just wearing skimpy dresses and whatnot. Well....how often are you going to get the chance to have wild orgy sex? you can have sex with your girl all the time. Cause I tells ya, a good swing club is hard to come by. Ripper - Thankful for Trapezee since... none of your fucking business...thats when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Door's Unlocked, Walk In.Place is dark, Lights Dim.Blindfolded Bottom Cum Slut waiting on all fours to suck you before getting fucked anonymously by your hard hung cock. No Talk, No Faces, I will never see you. Leave when you're done using my mouth and ass for your pleasure. Hosting now. 36, 5'10, 180, Uncut, Latin/Mix Bottom Sorry, No Pics. Description Is Accurate. Send your stats for reply. That's the kind of swing club you'll usually find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 If it was a club, I would have been prepared ahead of time. I thought this was just a normal house party. Really the only reason we all went down there was because we wanted to crash what we thought was a scenester party. Scenesters like to get down, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 the wife and I attended a sex party just to see what all happened there...it is not like what you see in a porno...people were in their mid 30s to 50s...yes 50s...it was not fun...we watched for about 15 minutes out of pure shock and bailed on outta there...watch some episodes of Real Sex to get an idea of the kind of skags that go to these parties... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Real Sex is the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 agreed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 www.trapezeclub.com You guys would love this place. While you do have the usual skags, there are quite the "hot" people in this place. I put "hot" in quotations, because I mean those pretty, medium/big breasted, assless beings that you guys find to be really hot. I knew a girl that had a membership and she had just broken up with her fiance so me and her went about a dozen times. I was popular because I was black, but I am short which makes me non threatning or something I guess. I guess the guys were like "I want my wife to fuck a black guy, but not one of those big tall blacks...he's perfect" . It is a pretty laid back atmosphere, but the funniest thing was the lack of transition between the regular talk to "hey, I want your dick in my mouth". The girl I know went on to get back to gether with her fiance after about 3 months which ended my free membership, and I haven't had the disposable income to become a member again. But hey...it was fun while it lasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 do you have to provide a recent clean bill of health prior to participiating in these things? that was one thing that bothered me about that thing we were invited to...it was invite only, but there were no rubbers and no fear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 do you have to provide a recent clean bill of health prior to participiating in these things? Yes you do. And they have condoms in like these big glass bowls. i laughed because it was the bowl that this old lady in my hometown had her halloween stuff in. Then I got a disturbing image. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 15, 2005 www.trapezeclub.com You guys would love this place. While you do have the usual skags, there are quite the "hot" people in this place. I put "hot" in quotations, because I mean those pretty, medium/big breasted, assless beings that you guys find to be really hot. I knew a girl that had a membership and she had just broken up with her fiance so me and her went about a dozen times. I was popular because I was black, but I am short which makes me non threatning or something I guess. I guess the guys were like "I want my wife to fuck a black guy, but not one of those big tall blacks...he's perfect" . It is a pretty laid back atmosphere, but the funniest thing was the lack of transition between the regular talk to "hey, I want your dick in my mouth". The girl I know went on to get back to gether with her fiance after about 3 months which ended my free membership, and I haven't had the disposable income to become a member again. But hey...it was fun while it lasted. Hey they have one in nearby Ft. Lauderdale. Interesting.. Wait a minute you were the only black guy in a club in Atlanta? Or the only short black guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 That does sound interesting. Ft. Lauderdale is too far away for membership, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 www.trapezeclub.com You guys would love this place. While you do have the usual skags, there are quite the "hot" people in this place. I put "hot" in quotations, because I mean those pretty, medium/big breasted, assless beings that you guys find to be really hot. I knew a girl that had a membership and she had just broken up with her fiance so me and her went about a dozen times. I was popular because I was black, but I am short which makes me non threatning or something I guess. I guess the guys were like "I want my wife to fuck a black guy, but not one of those big tall blacks...he's perfect" . It is a pretty laid back atmosphere, but the funniest thing was the lack of transition between the regular talk to "hey, I want your dick in my mouth". The girl I know went on to get back to gether with her fiance after about 3 months which ended my free membership, and I haven't had the disposable income to become a member again. But hey...it was fun while it lasted. Hey they have one in nearby Ft. Lauderdale. Interesting.. Wait a minute you were the only black guy in a club in Atlanta? Or the only short black guy? Yeah, the one in Ft. Lauderdale was first then they built one here. Thank god. And no, i wasn't the only black guy, but, and not tooting my own horn, I was the best looking one(okay, I was the youngest one in the best shape, therefore...horn tooting) and I was definately the shortest. Plus...the dimples draw people in and the girl I was with was this lightskinned GOURGEOUS girl with a perky D cup(people kept asking if they were fake cause she had on no bra and they were at attention) and apparently, white girls love lightskinned black chicks...maybe because they kinda look white with really even tans. so for those reviewing: short young black man + Dimples + Lightskinned black chick + big perky tits = sexy white women all over you at a sex club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Hey Ripper, do most black guys really prefer light skinned black girls to dark skinned? I haven't seen evidence of it, but there was a song about it, so I think maybe I missed it. Or maybe the song changed everyone's minds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Hey Ripper, do most black guys really prefer light skinned black girls to dark skinned? I haven't seen evidence of it, but there was a song about it, so I think maybe I missed it. Or maybe the song changed everyone's minds. I say it leans to the lightskinned black girls with most black guys. They are considered the "pretty" ones. Me personally, I like darker because their skinned looks really smooth and perfect when naked, while lightskinned chicks have this darker flesh around their ass/pussy area that takes away from the flawlessness to me. But most black guys have a preference. I will say a good 3 out of 5 will like the LIghtskinned long hair girl(and oddly be the same ones saying they wouldn't fuck a white girl) while 1 out of 5 will perfer the darkskinned and the other one won't give fuck. I think I am more of the don't give a fuck type. Black women no matter their skin tone however LOVE lightskinned women. If you are with a lightskinned bisexual woman, you have your pick of who you can take home with you in most situations (strip clubs, dance clubs...shit...the MALL). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 I like darker because their skinned looks really smooth and perfect when naked I agree with this. I was with a black girl once who was light skinned, but a naked dark skinned girl is one of the more beautiful sights in the world. That's something I'll have to do before I die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
