Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Cocking a shotgun like that is so ridiculous.
Toshiaki Koala Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 ...or a really small man. He's about six feet tall. Some weird fuckin' lobsters.
Ced Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 JCVD vs Carlton Banks would make an epic dance fight.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Holy crap, what movie is that from As I dredge through my memory of bad JCVD movies (which is pretty much all of them), I believe that is from Lionheart, where he plays a French Foreign Legion soldier who goes against orders and travels to the US to care for the family of his injured brother. He ends up fighting in organized street fights in LA. Pretty high on the corny factor. This little dance happens before he and his Speedo fight a long haired slightly effeminate looking man in an mostly empty swimming pool. For more JCVD dancing goodness check out Kickboxer. He even gets to fight and dance AT THE SAME TIME! God I hate myself for knowing things like this.
Slayer Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Man, were people really still wearing those kinds of clothes in 1990? Shit. As for JCVD, his whole filmography for me begins and ends with Bloodsport. There are no other movies for him.
Art Sandusky Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Cocking a shotgun like that is so ridiculous. I think her other arm was fucked up at the time, that's why. Arnold showed how to properly handle a shotgun earlier in the film anyway.
Ced Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 C'mon you have to love the cheesy reason for JCVD hulking up during the final fight in Lionheart. "The whole bet is on Attila!" "...WRONG BET!"
Sideburnious Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Man, were people really still wearing those kinds of clothes in 1990? Shit. In Belgium, yes.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 C'mon you have to love the cheesy reason for JCVD hulking up during the final fight in Lionheart. "The whole bet is on Attila!" "...WRONG BET!" Eh, JCVD hulked up at the end of EVERY movie. Not a big deal. Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Cyborg. The dude hulked up more THAN Hulk (either the orange one or the green one). The only ones I can think of where he didn't make the big comeback is Timecop (borderline, but c'mon should he really NEED to comeback in a fight with Ron Silver?) and Black Eagle (he was the bad guy, he doesn't get to hulk up). Of course I haven't seen any of his movies since Universal Soldier: The Return so I disavow any knowledge of his recent "classics". My favorite of his, besides his major releases, is The Quest. I like the numerous fighting styles, and Roger Moore acting like he has no idea how he got roped into doing the movie is humerous.
MrRant Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Just a note while discussing JCVD, make fun of his other movies all you want but never make fun of the greatness that is Bloodsport.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 dont tell me what to do. bloodsport is a piece of shit. fuck you.
MrRant Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Good lord your gimmick has gotten stale.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Good lord your gimmick has gotten stale.
-DeN- Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 I don't care who's chained to what... Don't fuck around w/Bloodsport.
-DeN- Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 What the fuck is going on in that Gary Floyd Post?
Ted the Poster Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Just a note while discussing JCVD, make fun of his other movies all you want but never make fun of the greatness that is Bloodsport.
CanadianGuitarist Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 I'll add to Meatwad's post above with: I don't care who's chained to what... Don't fuck around w/Bloodsport.
Art Sandusky Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Boo. Some things are supposed to be off-limits.
Slayer Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Kotz's repressed childhood memories back in action
Slayer Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 And of all the things to assign as "off-limits", especially in this thread, you choose that
Art Sandusky Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 I suppose it could have been worse, like "The Berenstain Bears Dabble With Scatplay" or something like that. Still, kiddie stuff is harmless. Leave it alone.
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