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KingPK

Hardcore Denziens, I'm Calling YOU Out!

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I just realized something.....

 

I've been here since this place opened, have been a mod for a good while now, and not ONCE has there been a thread in here devoted to telling me how much I suck.

 

Why?

 

What makes me so invincible to you guys? Why am I so great that there are absolutely NO flaws for you guys to pick on? Why am I universally respected...hell...LOVED by everyone?

 

Why?

 

Do my writings on the main page inspire you all to be better people, making you look inside and face that you aren't me?

 

I propose an inquiry into the matter.

 

EDIT: Fuck, this thread NEEDS to be pinned, as it is such an important matter to the board.

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Guest Vitamin X

It's because you're a mod and we dare not speak out against those in the mod positions outside of Site Feedback... or even within!

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Guest Failed Mascot

I don't call you out because then you would come on AIM and yell at me for 20min

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I don't even really talk to KingPK even in the mod folder. He's one of those posters whose interests generally dictate that our paths never cross. Like Zack Malibu.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

So do I, but our hunting methods, grounds, and prey are completely different.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Bass guitar proficiency has gotten me laid before. Yes. That's when you know you're a star.

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One of these days, I will happen across one of the two females on the planet who is absolutely enamored with beatboxers.

 

How more don't see that all that mouth control translates into other things will always escape me.

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Special Skills & Talents:

Voice manipulation (about ten different voices readily)

Beatboxing

Some modern electronica dancing

Scriptwriting

Have you tried different voices on the ladies, Kotz? Maybe they'll appreciate/be amused by hearing a cartoon rodent throw horrid lines at them. I'm just guessing that a cartoon rodent is one of your voices though. You should list your various impressions for us.

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Guest Vitamin X

Kotz actually has a pretty deep, radio DJ-like voice from what I remember.

 

And no accent.

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