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Guest Failed Mascot
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What caused you and your family to flee Mexico in the middle of the night?

Guest Vitamin X
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What caused you and your family to flee Mexico in the middle of the night?

It was Cuba, not Mexico. They both left for rather obvious reasons, my father through getting on to the Peruvian embassy and getting himself a flight to LA, and my mom did it the old-fashioned way, rafting across the Florida Strait where the makeshift boat didn't quite make it but were close enough to American shores to be picked up by the Coast Guard.

 

Who's the chick in the sig?

Natalie Portman, in her role as Alice in Closer.

 

Why can't you like a good basketball team?

:lol:

 

Unless you're a Celtics fan, you have no right to be saying this. And even then, the Celts had one amazing run. The Lakers have had 3. With that said, the Lakers are still playoff-seeded in the West and would probably be the #3 seed if they played in the East, even with Kobe's injury and Rudy T. quitting.

Guest Failed Mascot
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Do you find the stereotyping of being lazy that Speedy Gonzales cartoons gives to Mexicans offensive to your people?

Guest Vitamin X
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Actually as a Canadian and therefore a Raptors fan I can't really but come on..the Lakers??? The team that allowed Shaq to sit out like 20 games because he had arthritis in his big fucking toe? Explain that one to me

I saw the Lakers when I was young at the Forum, in the "Showtime" Lakers days of Kareem and Magic. I grew up in LA, I roughed it through the Divac/Van Exel years. They're my team. As for the Shaq thing, it's not just the team it was him. Thankfully Heat fans are discovering the injuries that come with having him take up all that space inside, and he's getting older as well. This pleases me greatly, since I never liked the guy and only tolerated him during the 3peat.

 

Would you like to see a picture of my roommate's balls.

No but thanks for the kind offer. How did you obtain that picture?

 

Do you find the stereotyping of being lazy that Speedy Gonzales cartoons gives to Mexicans offensive to your people?

No.

 

Why aren't you as quick with your answers as IDRM, Inc and CWM?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm answering questions quicker than IDRM and Inc did.

Guest Vitamin X
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Should double posts count towards one's post count?

 

And if so, why?

No.

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

Not necessarily. I guess it depends on the angle, though.

Guest Vitamin X
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I have a fade and a goatee, formerly a beard. I usually keep clean shaven but I change my facial hair style quite often as my hair grows pretty damn quickly. It's in hispanic blood, apparently, to grow facial hair quickly, as Inc has discovered.

Guest Vitamin X
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I think I'd posted a pic of myself a while back in that one thread in GC. Perhaps you subconsciously remembered.

Guest Vitamin X
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I think I saw that and as I recall you didn't even look all that Hispanic

Yes, this is true. But this also holds true for a good deal of Cubans too, as we tend to be of whiter skin since the Spainairds killed off all the natives there as opposed to reproducing with all of them as in the South and Central American countries. Apparently my lineage also extends to Eastern European gypsies, so I have light eyes as well.

 

Should I sue FM for infringing on my "VX is a Mexican" bit?

Yes.

 

I thought Ripper was the token minority around here...

No, he's the token black guy.

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