Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, Monday, March 21, 2005, LIVE FROM THE ROSE GARDEN IN PORTLAND, OREGON! (8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) The SWF continues its trip up the west coast as Tom Flesher lays the SMARKDOWN on Portland, Oregon! We’re talking pure wrestling. We’re talking cruiserweights. We’re talking MAK F’N FRANCIS! How can you not love Mak Francis? Send everything (booking requests, promos, etc.) to Chuck Woolery. OPENING PROMO: “The Critic” Scott Pretzler MAIN EVENT – WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDER “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis ~ Mak asked for it, and considering the caliber of the people – Mak Francis, one of the SWF’s premier competitors, and Spike Jenkins, who’s been on a roll since winning the Cruiserweight Championship and shaking Revolution Zero off - how could Tom say no? RULES: Standard. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Chuck Woolery CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild vs. Insane Luchador SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: “The Critic” Scott Pretzler ~ Wildchild has been waiting patiently for his shot at the Cruiserweight Title, but rumor has it that an undisclosed injury to Pretzler is keeping him from wrestling tonight. He’ll be back next week, though, and in the meantime he’ll be doing what he does best – nitpicking the guys in the ring while he sits safely at the commentary table, while the Hardcore Champion gets a chance to school Wildchild and prove that he deserves to be next in line for a shot at the Cruiserweight Championship! RULES: Standard singles, with cruiserweight addenda – on the outside, you’ll have a 20-count to re-enter the ring, and throwing your opponent over the top rope is disqualifiable. Pretzler may write a match if he wishes. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Ace309 SWF BELT TOURNAMENT FIRST-ROUND MATCH Todd Cortez vs. “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ~ Cortez is Phi Beta Kappa from the School of Hard Knocks! Hawke? Just Phi Beta Kappa. These two square off for the right to face Austin Sly, who received a bye in the first round as the current USJL Champion. RULES: Standard. Word Limit: 4500. It’s a first-rounder. Send To: Justice SWF BELT TOURNAMENT FIRST-ROUND MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs. Manson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ Manson earned his spot in this tournament through hard work and dedication to the fed. (What’s that? Yeah, he’s a company man. So what?) Johnny Dangerous earned it by being consistently successful – he IS a former World Champion and part of the reigning, dominant and generally fun-to-watch Wild & Dangerous. The winner gets the right to face ICTV Champion Landon Maddix, who requested a bye, was denied it, and then was given it but has to show up because Tom Flesher enjoys jerking him around. RULES: Standard. And, of course, Maddix may write if he wishes. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: chirs3 PURE WRESTLING MATCH (NON-TITLE) Arch Griffon vs. Austin Sly © ~ Austin Sly has been on a roll since winning the USJL Title. Landon Maddix is forfeiting the opportunity to stay in condition by wrestling a match due to his neck injury, but Austin Sly gets the chance to work out against the newest SWF wrestler, Arch Griffon! Griffon has an amateur wrestling background, whereas Sly has severe roid rage – although he won’t admit it. Will the strict disqualification rules hamper Sly’s strategy? RULES: Standard singles with addenda. Each wrestler gets three rope breaks. A wrestler loses a rope break when he uses the ropes to break a submission hold or when he throws a punch. If a wrestler has no rope breaks left and he is in a submission hold, grabbing the ropes has no effect. If a wrestler has no rope breaks left and he throws a punch, he is disqualified. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Dace59 OPENING MATCHUP “The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt ~ Former Hardcore Champion Martin “Big Country” Hunt is making an appearance, on a one-night-only basis, for the SWF! Why? We found him face-down in the dirt in front of the local chapter’s house, and he’s grateful for the black coffee we gave him. Muhammed Koran suffered a defeat against Arch Griffon on Lockdown, but he’s up against possibly THE most American guy ever – a country-born-and-bred fratboy! RULES: Straight singles. This being Smarkdown, the refs will be on the lookout for the brass knuckles and Big Country’s booze-bottle attack… but frankly, if the refs were any good, they’d catch that stuff to begin with. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Ace309 Edited March 18, 2005 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 So, since this tournament is to unify the USJL and ICTV titles, if either Maddix or Sly get eliminated before the final, does that mean their reign is over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Pretty much, although you'll have to ask Mike about the lineage debates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 The way I see it...if Johnny beats Manson (possible) and then, beats me (unlikely), he'd be the ICTV Champion. And then, whoever wins the final becomes the first SWF Champion or whatever it's called. Which would have it's own lineage. And that way, we keep the lineages for the USJL and ICTV Titles for if and/or when the belts get split up again. Anyway...is there any chance of putting me on commentary duty for Johnny vs. Manson? If that's alright with them of course. I do fancy writing something see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Me too. If you want to do a Jet vs Megan match Landon, I'd be up for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Hey, in a Pure Wrestling Match, does the win have to be by submission? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Hey, in a Pure Wrestling Match, does the win have to be by submission? From my understanding you can still win by pinfall/countout/whatever, so it's not submisions only. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Anyway...is there any chance of putting me on commentary duty for Johnny vs. Manson? If that's alright with them of course. I do fancy writing something see. Sure, sounds good. And Stryke is also correct, the win can come by any standard means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Well, I'm 1500 deep into the match, but it shouldn't be too hard to write you in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Yeah. It shouldn't be too hard like a fox! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 I guess my plot for the ME stuff must have got the veto again? Also, Landon, if there is some kind of advancement to a storyline you want to get across let me know please. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Nice to see that my PM arrived on time. The promo should be good, and I *might* even manage to chuck a match together for IL vs. Wildchild. But probably not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 The way I see it...if Johnny beats Manson (possible) and then, beats me (unlikely), he'd be the ICTV Champion. And then, whoever wins the final becomes the first SWF Champion or whatever it's called. Which would have it's own lineage. And that way, we keep the lineages for the USJL and ICTV Titles for if and/or when the belts get split up again. Anyway...is there any chance of putting me on commentary duty for Johnny vs. Manson? If that's alright with them of course. I do fancy writing something see. Keep fooling yourself, Landon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Oh come on Johnny. I mean, Landon beat ME, and it's not like YOU'VE ever beaten... Ok, wait, hold the sauce on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Also, Landon, if there is some kind of advancement to a storyline you want to get across let me know please. Thanks. Nah, none really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 Oh come on Johnny. I mean, Landon beat ME, and it's not like YOU'VE ever beaten... Ok, wait, hold the sauce on that. Don't worry. Toxxic. We'll have us a good ol' rumble in the jungle to settle the score for once and all soon. Even if you already are one up on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 I guess my plot for the ME stuff must have got the veto again? Also, Landon, if there is some kind of advancement to a storyline you want to get across let me know please. Thanks. You know what would help? IF YOU'D TOLD ME ABOUT IT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 That wasn't really meant to you, Tom. More the parties involved that were yet to fill me in that we weren't going with my proposal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 In that case, my apologies for reacting harshly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 For the record, I'm easy. Erm, let me rephrase that. As long as I haven't requested the show off, I'm happy to defend the World Title whenever. Even if that means *GASP* more than one defence between PPVs. So if anyone's scheme involves various challengers, that's all good. As long as they're not strap matches. If they're strap matches I nuke you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 How about a chain match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 You're crusin' for a bruisin', sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 As long as they're not strap matches. If they're strap matches I nuke you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 How about a wallet chain match Toxxic, eh? Eh? No? Fine, whatever. Nice card and good luck to all (especially to those in the tourney). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Even me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 O' course, I don't mind losing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) O' course, I don't mind losing. You should be used to it by now. HI-YO~! EDIT: Toxx, if only you realised how close I came to making FTF a Strap Match. Edited March 18, 2005 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Not like it would have mattered; he'd still have won in the same fashion. Unless you're saying you would have showed for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 ...HI-YO, Johnny? Don't make me bust out the acoustic guitar and the smores for an enchanting round of "God Saves Everybody." Edit: Don't bash one another, I'll be your lightning rod of hate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Not like it would have mattered; he'd still have won in the same fashion. Unless you're saying you would have showed for that? Nah, he'd have still won. It just would have pissed him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
