Who said it?

[JoeDirt 0]

"I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the truth is I DON'T respect you. I hate you. I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I scraped and I clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got HANDED to you! That you flushed down a toilet! For what? For pills, for booze, for alcohol, for women?"

This one is CM Punk, I think. He said it to Raven, right?

Yup. He said it that about Raven at Wrestlerave 03.

 

"Jimmy, there's no shame in losing to me." I 've got talent on loan from GOD."

Alex Shelley!

 

Here's one:

 

"As long as he can tone down his style, and we can cover that fat son of a bitch up...hey, hey, I'm just telling you what Vince said, don't blame me. But Vince said that if he wanted to see floppy boobs, he would hire a 50-year old woman."

 

EDIT: The one before it, just by context, sounds like it must be Bret Hart saying it to Shawn Michaels.

[Guest LooneyTune]

"To me, you or anyone in your family isn't worth TWO CENTS! So what do ya think about that?"

 

(SLAP!)

I don't think we ever answered this one. Wasn't that Rick Rude when he tried to kiss Cheryl Roberts the first time?

 

 

Here's one somebody's bound to get wrong because it's not the most obvious answer:

 

"Jake Roberts wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar."

I want to say Owen Hart at KOTR 96, but thats probably wrong.

[NYU 0]

Here's one somebody's bound to get wrong because it's not the most obvious answer:

 

"Jake Roberts wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar."

So am I to assume it's not Jerry Lawler then?

[strummer 0]

"To me, you or anyone in your family isn't worth TWO CENTS! So what do ya think about that?"

 

(SLAP!)

I don't think we ever answered this one. Wasn't that Rick Rude when he tried to kiss Cheryl Roberts the first time?

 

 

Here's one somebody's bound to get wrong because it's not the most obvious answer:

 

"Jake Roberts wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar."

Sunny at Survivor Series 96.

[deancoles 0]

Here's a SNME one

 

"If there are sicker men in this sport I love, I don't know who they may be"

[JoeDirt 0]

Here are all the unsolved ones so far:

 

"Last night this girl came knocking on my door at midnight. Finally, I let her out."

 

"What are you? A Bobby Heenan cartoonish heel color commentator?"

 

"Kurt Angle is Picasso. Triple H is a finger painter."

 

"We're going to finish this...one way...(suddenly yells)...OR ANOTHER!"

 

"You think you're BETTER than me?"

 

"Any Joe or Jose could buy himself a cheap belt and call himself the Intercontinental champion!"

 

"I AM a dinosaur, I'M A TYRANASAURUS REX!!!"

 

"What's the matter, Acey baby, did you lose? Oh, I'm sorry. It was my fault!"

 

"AAAHHHH Hercules Nothing has been accomplished you know that as well as I. No water has been put on the fire, only bigger logs and bigger trees that me and you have the power to rip out of the ground or to send back to the forest and the flames, the flames of the fire Hercules that only me and you can put out or continue to make them rise Hercules we can turn it up or we can raise the heat up but either way Hercules you and I are the ones to deciiiiide. " (Not sure if this was solved or not)

 

"Look at my beautiful body!"

 

"I'm the greatest World Champion ever...if only on technical ability."

 

"You must do so I may live."

 

"As long as he can tone down his style, and we can cover that fat son of a bitch up...hey, hey, I'm just telling you what Vince said, don't blame me. But Vince said that if he wanted to see floppy boobs, he would hire a 50-year old woman."

 

"If there are sicker men in this sport I love, I don't know who they may be"

 

--If I missed any, feel free to correct me. Also, some people guessed some but if they were wrong, let us know. Okay, game on.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

"If there are sicker men in this sport I love, I don't know who they may be"

 

Mean Gene after an interview w/ The Hart Foundation and Jimmy Hart.

[JoeDirt 0]

"I'm the greatest World Champion ever...if only on technical ability."

I have no idea, but it sounds like something Kevin Nash would say. Or I guess the obvious guess would be Benoit.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

"Who be bad now! Who be bad now! Who be bad now!"

[MillenniumMan831 0]

"Who be bad now! Who be bad now! Who be bad now!"

DUSTY F'N RHODES!

[brighty 0]

"AAAHHHH Hercules Nothing has been accomplished you know that as well as I. No water has been put on the fire, only bigger logs and bigger trees that me and you have the power to rip out of the ground or to send back to the forest and the flames, the flames of the fire Hercules that only me and you can put out or continue to make them rise Hercules we can turn it up or we can raise the heat up but either way Hercules you and I are the ones to deciiiiide. " (Not sure if this was solved or not)

just a guess, but that sounds stupid enough to be The Ultimate Warrior.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Maybe the "Acey" one is Paul Orndorff, or my other guess is Don Muraco. Orton's nickname was "Ace Cowboy", so it kinda makes sense.

[JoeDirt 0]

"I make chicken salad out of chicken shit."

[King Cucaracha 0]

"I'm the greatest World Champion ever...if only on technical ability."

I have no idea, but it sounds like something Kevin Nash would say. Or I guess the obvious guess would be Benoit.

Yep, it was Nash.

 

In fairness, it was obviously a joke, because Hall and Jarrett laughed when he said it (as well as everyone at the 'press conference' they were doing).

 

"As long as he can tone down his style, and we can cover that fat son of a bitch up...hey, hey, I'm just telling you what Vince said, don't blame me. But Vince said that if he wanted to see floppy boobs, he would hire a 50-year old woman."

 

Foley to Joe?

[JoeDirt 0]

"I'm the greatest World Champion ever...if only on technical ability."

I have no idea, but it sounds like something Kevin Nash would say. Or I guess the obvious guess would be Benoit.

Yep, it was Nash.

 

In fairness, it was obviously a joke, because Hall and Jarrett laughed when he said it (as well as everyone at the 'press conference' they were doing).

 

"As long as he can tone down his style, and we can cover that fat son of a bitch up...hey, hey, I'm just telling you what Vince said, don't blame me. But Vince said that if he wanted to see floppy boobs, he would hire a 50-year old woman."

 

Foley to Joe?

Yep, Foley to Joe at the "It All Begins" show from January. Great segment.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

"You've seen what Mr. Perfect & Demolition can do. Now, you'll see what WE can do."

[MillenniumMan831 0]

"You've seen what Mr. Perfect & Demolition can do. Now, you'll see what WE can do."

Texas Tornado's one liner at Survivor Series 1990.

[JoeDirt 0]

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Well, I guess you're the exception."

 

"He beat Andre the Giant with that move!"

 

"I smell what you're cooking...pure paranoia!"

[MillenniumMan831 0]

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Well, I guess you're the exception." --- Paul Heyman to Steve Austin during Austin Appreciation Night?

 

"He beat Andre the Giant with that move!" --- That sounds like a JRism

 

"I smell what you're cooking...pure paranoia!" --- I'm picturing Vince McMahon

[JoeDirt 0]

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Well, I guess you're the exception." --- Paul Heyman to Steve Austin during Austin Appreciation Night?

 

"He beat Andre the Giant with that move!" --- That sounds like a JRism

 

"I smell what you're cooking...pure paranoia!" --- I'm picturing Vince McMahon

Right, (actually it was on RAW soon after WMX7) right (Wrestlemania 18, Rock vs. Hogan), wrong (but close).

 

"What a maroon. He's the biggest idiot... he's not the biggest idiot; do you know who the biggest idiot is? Austin, because I walked into that dressing room, I stood face to face with Austin, and I saw the sorrow in his eyes. He looked in my eyes, and he felt BAD for me."

 

"At the end of this road, if there's one man you can say is your friend, THAT is FOR...LIFE."

 

"I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning."

 

"They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn."

 

"Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries: These are the things from which dreams are made of."

 

"When we're done with you' it'll look like we set fire to your face and put it out with an axe."

[BorneAgain 0]

"Any Joe or Jose could buy himself a cheap belt and call himself the Intercontinental champion!"

HBK on the Reo Rogers interview show after he had come back to see Razor Ramon as the IC champion.

 

"AAAHHHH Hercules Nothing has been accomplished you know that as well as I. No water has been put on the fire, only bigger logs and bigger trees that me and you have the power to rip out of the ground or to send back to the forest and the flames, the flames of the fire Hercules that only me and you can put out or continue to make them rise Hercules we can turn it up or we can raise the heat up but either way Hercules you and I are the ones to deciiiiide. "

This screams Warrior to me.

 

"You must do so I may live."

Meng, though I believe the original quote was "You must die so I may live" which I don't care what anybody says, is an awesome line.

[JST 0]

"What a maroon. He's the biggest idiot... he's not the biggest idiot; do you know who the biggest idiot is? Austin, because I walked into that dressing room, I stood face to face with Austin, and I saw the sorrow in his eyes. He looked in my eyes, and he felt BAD for me."

 

Triple H, following the event where he stared at a snake through glass and pretended to be scared.

 

Whoops, kayfabe...

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

"I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning."

 

"They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn."

 

Sgt Slaughter and Jesse Ventura on commentary, respectively.

[Guest LooneyTune]

"You must do so I may live."

Meng, though I believe the original quote was "You must die so I may live" which I don't care what anybody says, is an awesome line.

Whoops, I fucked up on that one, didn't i?

[Some Guy 0]

"Last night this girl came knocking on my door at midnight. Finally, I let her out."

Sounds like Lawler.

 

"I AM a dinosaur, I'M A TYRANASAURUS REX!!!"

 

Hogan?

[JoeDirt 0]

"I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning."

 

"They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn."

 

Sgt Slaughter and Jesse Ventura on commentary, respectively.

You are correct sir.

 

"Undertaker...I...HATE...YOU."

 

"You've got Mr. Ass...which makes Road Dogg Mr. Hole. You make a great pair. Then you have HHH, who is Mr. Nose, and Chyna, who is just Mister."

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

"Look at these arms/biceps. Three Dianabol a day"

[JoeDirt 0]

"Look at these arms/biceps. Three Dianabol a day"

This is just a wild guess, but maybe the Huckster?

[King Cucaracha 0]

"I smell what you're cooking...pure paranoia!"

 

Big Show?

 

"When we're done with you' it'll look like we set fire to your face and put it out with an axe."

 

Damn, I remember this one, but I'm not sure who said it. Hawk of LOD springs to mind.

[JoeDirt 0]

"I smell what you're cooking...pure paranoia!"

 

Big Show?

 

"When we're done with you' it'll look like we set fire to your face and put it out with an axe."

 

Damn, I remember this one, but I'm not sure who said it. Hawk of LOD springs to mind.

Two for two, nice job. I LOVE that Hawk quote.