AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Big Show complimenting, "His powerful thrusting"? I'm horrified by the all images that brings to mind. I wouldn't be shocked if Japan has sumo porn. That would be one of the lesser fucked up niches if so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Big Show complimenting, "His powerful thrusting"? I'm horrified by the all images that brings to mind. Two fat guys at a combined weight of 2,000 big macs talking about thrusting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky? He's had a lot of free time on his hands since Lita started riding Edges cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky? Cause he told Kanes cheating wife Lita that he was going to finish what he started later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I so miss Joey Styles screeching "CATFIGHT! CAAAATTTTFFFIIIIGHT!" Dawn Marie looks like she needs her pimp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Sumo porn with Akebono and Big Show double-teaming these girls. That's the ticket. "Dawn Marie looks like she needs her pimp." I mistook her (ass) with Christy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I so miss Joey Styles screeching "CATFIGHT! CAAAATTTTFFFIIIIGHT!" Dawn Marie looks like she needs her pimp. How about Paul London? Hes got the coat so hes half ways there already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy? Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy? I dunno either. Anyone else actually watch SD regularly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy? Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania. Monster trucks weren't in the budget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 This match rundown with the spotlights and the guys all trying to look intimidating makes me wish WWE had signed The Sandman. I can see him in front of all those spotlights just standing there with a big ol' gut smoking a nonfiltered, drinking a beer, and whacking himself on the head with a Singapore Cane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 It's never been explained. I think Show threw out a challenge, Akebono accepted (never shown, but I think somebody said it). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 It's never been explained. I think Show threw out a challenge, Akebono accepted (never shown, but I think somebody said it). Actually I think it was the other way around. Not that it matters or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 So for absolutely no reason at all Big Show challenged a Sumo wrestler to a match at WrestleMania, when the Sumo guy isn't even on the WWE roster? I, for one, have no desire to watch a Sumo match at WM though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy? Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania. Monster trucks weren't in the budget. And Big Show didn't want to get pushed off a roof again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Bob Backlund vs. Marty Jannetty for a Heat Match would be awesome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 It's never been explained. I think Show threw out a challenge, Akebono accepted (never shown, but I think somebody said it). Actually I think it was the other way around. Not that it matters or anything. I think you're correct. On both counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Since when did Cena get a remix? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Cena's new theme sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Fuck Cena's new music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Cena's new theme sucks. Yeah. It sounds like he should be a 70's porn star or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Title of the song is 'The Time is Now' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Cenas new theme makes me happy. It sucks and takes away 1 enjoyable thing of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky? I think it was because Snisky talked to Lita or something. And they wanted Kane to be in the ring at the same time as Batista. And I like Cena's new theme song. Oh well, seems I'm in the minority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 seems I'm in the minority. *beats you with police baton* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sluggo 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I like the 10 seconds or so that got played. Sounded like MOP was on the theme which would make it hype. Anything MOP does gets me hype and ready to punch a baby in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Who or what the hell is MOP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Title of the song is 'The Time is Now' Oh really? Well "The Time is Now" to change it back... Oh Hohoho, heheh haha...eh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
