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Big Show complimenting, "His powerful thrusting"?

 

I'm horrified by the all images that brings to mind.

I wouldn't be shocked if Japan has sumo porn.

 

That would be one of the lesser fucked up niches if so.

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Guest LooneyTune
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Big Show complimenting, "His powerful thrusting"?

 

I'm horrified by the all images that brings to mind.

Two fat guys at a combined weight of 2,000 big macs talking about thrusting? :throwup:

Guest LooneyTune
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I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky?

He's had a lot of free time on his hands since Lita started riding Edges cock.

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I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky?

Cause he told Kanes cheating wife Lita that he was going to finish what he started later.

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I so miss Joey Styles screeching "CATFIGHT! CAAAATTTTFFFIIIIGHT!"

 

Dawn Marie looks like she needs her pimp.

How about Paul London? Hes got the coat so hes half ways there already.

Guest LooneyTune
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I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy?

Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania.

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I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy?

Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania.

Monster trucks weren't in the budget.

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This match rundown with the spotlights and the guys all trying to look intimidating makes me wish WWE had signed The Sandman. I can see him in front of all those spotlights just standing there with a big ol' gut smoking a nonfiltered, drinking a beer, and whacking himself on the head with a Singapore Cane.

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It's never been explained. I think Show threw out a challenge, Akebono accepted (never shown, but I think somebody said it).

Actually I think it was the other way around. Not that it matters or anything.

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So for absolutely no reason at all Big Show challenged a Sumo wrestler to a match at WrestleMania, when the Sumo guy isn't even on the WWE roster?

 

I, for one, have no desire to watch a Sumo match at WM though. :(

Guest Askewniverse
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I must have missed something due to me not usually watching Smackdown!, but why is Big Show fighting this Akebono guy?

Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania.

Monster trucks weren't in the budget.

And Big Show didn't want to get pushed off a roof again.

Guest LooneyTune
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Bob Backlund vs. Marty Jannetty for a Heat Match would be awesome...

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It's never been explained.  I think Show threw out a challenge, Akebono accepted (never shown, but I think somebody said it).

Actually I think it was the other way around. Not that it matters or anything.

I think you're correct. On both counts.

Guest LooneyTune
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Cenas new theme makes me happy. :) It sucks and takes away 1 enjoyable thing of him.

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I thought Kane was busy with Christian/Tomko, why the hell is still messing with Snitsky?

I think it was because Snisky talked to Lita or something.

 

And they wanted Kane to be in the ring at the same time as Batista.

 

And I like Cena's new theme song. Oh well, seems I'm in the minority.

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I like the 10 seconds or so that got played. Sounded like MOP was on the theme which would make it hype. Anything MOP does gets me hype and ready to punch a baby in the face.

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Title of the song is 'The Time is Now'

Oh really? Well "The Time is Now" to change it back...

 

Oh Hohoho, heheh haha...eh

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