Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 I'M DROWNING IN AN OCEAN OF MY OWN LAME. I used to think that we were just at COMPLETE opposite ends of the spectrum when it came to sports opinion, but now its clear to me, you're full blown douche. You're trying to claim that "you're just doing your job..." and its not a fucking power trip, when in your first post you said: "-I have power. I can write you a ticket. If you piss me off I will take it out on you. -Don't argue with me. We're going by my rules. Not the ones that you feel like making up right now. --Don't act surprised when I tell you you're breaking a rule and say "I didn't know!" That'll get you a ticket faster than anything else." You're trying to say thats not power tripping? Is this the quality of education that Oklahoma is providing students? Now, I went ahead and assumed you lead a fairly pathetic life, but is it SO pathetic that you need to vindicate yourself by bossing around people in the library? You get some piddily little campus job watching the library and you get all Kojak about shit and start spouting out "DONT TALK BACK TO ME, BOY, I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAW!" Heres a thought, why don't you take care of real problems: book theft and disruptive students for example (smokeless tobacco use is not disruptive, it just grosses some people out. On that note, retarded people gross me out, but they're allowed in the library.) Now, since maybe some day you'll see the light, and want to better yourself, I've ordered all the people on earth in regards to how pathetic they are. Starting at number one, Hugh Heffner, the list continues, with each following entry getting more and more pathetic. Here is your position, and the nine above you. As you progress, I will update the list for you. 7,056,566,344) Nyong Yoc Yong 7,056,566,345) Mohammed Akbar 7,056,566,346) Abu Nessan 7,056,566,347) Jimmy Fallon 7,056,566,348) Chet Jefferson 7,056,566,349) Wang Duc 7,056,566,350) Mustaf al-Kulari 7,056,566,351) Hank Pederson 7,056,566,352) Xiaou Ying Dead Last) Damaramu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 1. I went to go pick up a shift at a Starbucks at one of Miami's busiest malls on Saturday night. Never worked there before, but I was coming in with my apron over my shoulder and my hat on backwards, clearly not clocked in yet, and had some lady in the front of the mall who was sitting there enjoying one of the live bands stop me and ask me if I could bring out an extra cup for them and a glass of water... Mind you, the Starbucks is almost at the other end of the mall, inside. I just pretended I didn't speak Spanish and said "NO HABLO ESPANOL!" with the strongest white boy accent I could use. You mean you pretended you didn't speak English, or did she speak in Spanish? Oh she spoke in Spanish. Everyone around here basically assumes you speak Spanish no matter what you look like. People do that to me at work, too. A lot of them know I'm married to a Latina, so I guess they assume I speak Spanish. I do, but I don't want anyone to know that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 IKCJ just owned all over Dama's face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 -Strippers make obscene, obscene amounts of money if they're even OK looking. -Automated car washes leave little, almost indiscernable swirly marks in paint jobs. They all do, without exception. You're driving through a tunnel that violently bitchslaps the shit out of your car with sheets of cloth, then gives it a bukkake treatment. Don't expect it to look like some one gave it a loofa rub when it gets out, but it'll look fine to all but the closest observances. Your rims cost 3 times as much as my car. Get your Escalade hand-washed you fucking freak of nature. -Poor, middle-class and working-class people leave tips the most regularly. Rich people and soccer moms do so rarely (though rich people will occassionally leave a very nice one. Anyone who is female and drives a Jetta will not tip. This is an unavoidable fact, and may qualify as an unsolved mystery. -Night securiy guard is the greatest job on the face of this earth for slacking if you can take the hours. I'd just sit in a chair, read a book a night, enjoy the view from the roof, say high to the drunks as they walk home, and get paid OK. Phenomenal. This would be working for a crazy lady as a sort of maintenance man/janitor type. -No, pink paint doesn't adequately mask cigar burns in grey carpet. -Yes, you can tell a sink is chipped after you paint over it with white-out. -No, I'm not mixing ammonia with bleach, no matter how clean it gets things. -Yes, two-month-old rotting meat in the summer DOES make me retch. I'm a pussy like that. -No, I've never seen roaches in Seattle before. -Yes, you probably should have checked the apartment for cigar burns, soiled wank mags and rotted meat before you gave them their security deposit back. -No, don't throw away the sponge mop because the sponge is old! Look let me show you, you can replace the spon... no wait just a.... fine, throw the fucker away. Currently I'm an electrical engineer. It's OK, and pays very good money. The only thing I should really share, that isn't a secret at all is: You will use, at the maximum, 10% of what you learned in college. College is just an elaborate and vastly overpriced proving ground, rather than a place to actually prepare you for work. Our Universities could easily be substituted by community colleges and vocational schools, though I admit the buildings are uglier at such places. Universities exist as an institution for institution's sake, and a place to either party, or become overly pretentious and full of your own opinions on irrelevant subjects. I suggest the former. I believe once I asked if the person could read and pointed at the signs above every aisle. They asked if I was always so rude. "Only to illiterate people. I have my standards." You're pathetic and you're a twat. And no one likes you because you're pathetic and a twat. When you pulled your little power trip, did you feel, for the first time in oh so long, the tingling of blood slowly seeping into your genitals? I sure hope so, and that it was worth it for you to fuck up someone's day so that you could get a semi. I hope you get herpes in your eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 You will use, at the maximum, 10% of what you learned in college. College is just an elaborate and vastly overpriced proving ground, rather than a place to actually prepare you for work. Our Universities could easily be substituted by community colleges and vocational schools, though I admit the buildings are uglier at such places. Universities exist as an institution for institution's sake, and a place to either party, or become overly pretentious and full of your own opinions on irrelevant subjects. I suggest the former. You speak the truth. Seriously, I'm realizing now what going into debt tens of thousands of dollars for college is really getting me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 20, 2005 You're pathetic and you're a twat. And no one likes you because you're pathetic and a twat. When you pulled your little power trip, did you feel, for the first time in oh so long, the tingling of blood slowly seeping into your genitals? I sure hope so, and that it was worth it for you to fuck up someone's day so that you could get a semi. I hope you get herpes in your eyes. And I wrote that trying to sound good. Never was that rude, but I came close once on my last day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 IKCJ just owned all over Dama's face Yeah that was one of the best instances of dropping the ol' pwn hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 On a lighter note, when I imagine Dama as a security guard, I'm picturing a cross between Neidermeyer from Animal House and G.W. Bailey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 IKCJ just owned all over Dama's face Yeah I'm so hurt. Seriously this is one of the most uptight boards I've ever seen. You guys all have issues. *yawn* Now I'm going to go cry because this dude on the internet doesn't like me. Seriously do you guys think that people care when you sit there behind your keyboard giggling saying "I'm about to own this dude totally!" Because really. It doesn't affect my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Dude, don't try to understand my tortured soul when you're working for the man, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Maybe Dama should write him a ticket and kick him off the forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 College is just an elaborate and vastly overpriced proving ground... I went to a community college for two years and saved, by my guess, about $16,000 learning the same shit that I would have learned had I went to the place I eventually transferred to. I'm realizing now what going into debt tens of thousands of dollars for college is really getting me. Wait until after you graduate and have trouble getting started out in the real world -- the bitterness and anger you feel now will be nothing compared to this. And then you'll get that first alumni donation letter. Heh heh heh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Seriously do you guys think that people care when you sit there behind your keyboard giggling saying "I'm about to own this dude totally!" Nobody really says that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 IKCJ just owned all over Dama's face Yeah I'm so hurt. Seriously this is one of the most uptight boards I've ever seen. You guys all have issues. *yawn* Now I'm going to go cry because this dude on the internet doesn't like me. Seriously do you guys think that people care when you sit there behind your keyboard giggling saying "I'm about to own this dude totally!" Because really. It doesn't affect my life. Dama, I know you're hurt. Its because I have POWER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Seriously this is one of the most uptight boards I've ever seen. You guys all have issues. You're the one that nearly killed your brother over SportsCenter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Seriously this is one of the most uptight boards I've ever seen. You guys all have issues. You're the one that nearly killed your brother over SportsCenter. The little fucker was asking for it. He threw a remote at me. Wars have been started over less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I can't wait till you beat your kids for spilling water on the carpet because they were asking for it and you're hauled off to jail were some dude with gold teeth fucks you in your corn field ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 ... and screams "BOOMER SOONER!" in your ear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Even if I was being unwillingly cornholed, if they yelled "BOOMER SOONER," I'd giggle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I can't wait till you beat your kids for spilling water on the carpet because they were asking for it and you're hauled off to jail were some dude with gold teeth fucks you in your corn field ass. It's "corn-fed ass", you fucking Seattle hippie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I can't wait till you beat your kids for spilling water on the carpet because they were asking for it and you're hauled off to jail were some dude with gold teeth fucks you in your corn field ass. And they don't grow corn in Oklahoma. Go 2 states up to Nebraska. Besides I hate corn. Nasty stuff. Anyways I wouldn't ever touch a patron in the library. That would get me fired very fast. I experimented with something last night though. I went around and instead of just making them get rid of their drinks I would just explain the rule to them and then ask them to throw it away when they are finished and not do it again. Everyone was understanding. I'll see how well this approach works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DVD Spree Report post Posted April 21, 2005 On a lighter note, when I imagine Dama as a security guard, I'm picturing a cross between Neidermeyer from Animal House and G.W. Bailey You've got a thing for this, haven't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Seattle's full of yuppies, not hippies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eBayBrison Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I don't see the big deal in what dama is doing. If the rules are posted then they should follow them, but don't power trip on them. Dama - The explination thing will probably work since people are usually idiotic enough (I know I am) not to read the library rules when entering. Good Luck. Brison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 On a lighter note, when I imagine Dama as a security guard, I'm picturing a cross between Neidermeyer from Animal House and G.W. Bailey You've got a thing for this, haven't you? Yes Seattle's full of yuppies, not hippies. The latter is more of an insult to Rant though (see also: "CE Folder in-jokes") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 I get the feeling from his posts, that a few more years (Or maybe less), this will be Rando: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2005 I would never work at Dairy Queen, and I am trying my best to get the fuck out of the fast food world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 23, 2005 Then stop applying to any place with a drive thru. Try your keep as a gas station attendent. Oh my industry secrect? If you get mail from DHL, We basically did everything possible to neglect your precious "WARING TREAT WITH CARE" stickers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2005 And that's what will happen when you snap after working in fast food for so long. Just substitute Dairy Queen for somewhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
