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Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea.

A kid back in the 7th grade said he was gay, also said Steve from Married with Children Was.

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Oh, that's wrong, Incy. Deluded is a better word than ignorant. And where do you get racist? If nothing else, he loves the Jews so much it's almost embarrassing.

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my friend carrie wrote me a couple poems last week:

 

Sometimes I watch you when you're not looking.

Your ears are asymmetrical and hairy.

 

Should I ford the river or attempt to cross?

How many days of rations should I buy?

Oh shit, I died of dysentery.

 

this inspired me to write her one of my own.

 

I once saw a delicate smiling girl

on 14th street.

 

She asked, "Perchance,

where is the L line?"

 

My mouth went dry as I responded,

"I have a really big penis!"

 

She turned confusedly and walked away.

 

i think hers are better. they have a brevity that mine lacks.

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The last line fucked it.

 

You should've said something like "She cocked her head" because it's a penis pun, and implies a confused sort of look.

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After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green.

One time I had a lot of potatoes and shit white.

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I had a Shamrock shake for lunch once too, and I was not right for like 3 days, so I feel your pain too.

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At my local library, it's exceptionally easy to watch hardcore pornography on the public computers without getting caught. The most frequent benefactors of this oversight appear to be a) young black males and b) old white men.

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About ten cockroaches scattered when a co-worker of mine opened up a customer's computer today. Lovely.

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