Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 It's because Buck is taking everyone back in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Setting fire to Montana might make you the de facto face though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 NOT SANTA!!! *cries* Setting fire to Montana might make you the de facto face though. I'd cheer for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 You're Canadian. You aren't allowed to believe in Santa. Go back to worshipping moose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 BTW, has anybody noticed the subject header lists the date of Storm as 4-8-04? ... took you guys long enough... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Go back to worshipping moose. Quiet, you wankster you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Well in that case, our match was sent in, but you haven't posted it yet. Hint: It ended with a WC run-in, but since it's the hardcore show he got pinned for us to win the match, and Cortez claimed his half of the tag titles. Johnny and Todd then went on a successful run, while WC became stuck with a nervous breakdown gimmick (after a real life nervous breakdown, which gave creative teh idea) similar to Christian's "tantrum" gimmick. It got him so over that he recently won another SWF Title. Actually, no he didn't. It was a JAKKS toy belt. And by "won" I mean "stole out of a little kid's hand at an event and ran like hell". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 The kid was under 24/7 rules, it was legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Another innocent child falls victim to the 24/7 rules. When will it end? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Another innocent child falls victim to the 24/7 rules. When will it end? If I have my way... NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *puts on 'TOP HEEL~!' hat and rides off into the distance on a black horse* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 *follows after Toxxic on a giraffe* Come back here with those children's livers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 *sets giraffe trap. Which is like a bear trap, but longer* NEVER! *gallops off, checking the pair of coconuts he keeps as backup* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 *inflates the giraffe with helium, turning it into a zeppelin* You'll never get away! *begins dropping dried flamingos and hamburgers from the zeppelin, items which no self-respecting horse won't pass up to eat* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but why coconuts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 For his bag of ocelots, which Toxxic always keeps close at hand. Do you not pay any attention to the promos he writes, WC, or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 *The zeppelin turns into lead and crashes. Led Zeppelin sues me for using zeppelin and lead in the same sentence.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 ... *scoop slam* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 You stay out of this, moosey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Well, I thought I did, Drea, but apparently not... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but why coconuts? Two words, WC. 'Monty' 'Python' Yup, that's right, a Python called Monty. He lives at my local zoo and he LOVES coconuts. I was on the way to feed him coconuts and child livers but Drea WON'T LET ME! SHE HATES SNAKES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 That's because those children's livers belong to an anaconda named Mitchell. And those coconuts were to be used to bludgeon anyone involved with The Mighty Ducks 4. Yes, another damn movie. The kids are like 30. And all were selected to play in the Olympics. Sorry for getting off-topic. *leaps from the giraffeplin, lands in front of Toxxic, and brandishes a honey-filled tomato* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 And those coconuts were to be used to bludgeon anyone involved with The Mighty Ducks 4. Yes, another damn movie. The kids are like 30. And all were selected to play in the Olympics. I thought they were in the Olympics in Mighty Ducks 2? Or was that just the World Championships? I do remember Iceland kicking everyone's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 DOn't try and add sanity, J3. It's not worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 DOn't try and add sanity, J3. It's not worth it. *cues Aecas' original intro* "Sanity is just a weird form of madness..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 They were Team USA in Mighty Ducks 2! They beat Iceland in sudden death 3-2. MIGHTY DUCKS 4 IZ GOIN 2 OWN J00 N00BZAR~!1111 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 No, for God's sakes... not another Mighty Ducks movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 snow demn luvz ducks quackwuackquackquack i' a forest foire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 I have it on reliable evidence that Edwin takes it up the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 I have it on reliable evidence that the girl you wanted to tag has a boyfriend, roflmao lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 There's a funny story with that. It must include the phrase "like a lovesick puppy" for full effect, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
