Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 It's because Buck is taking everyone back in time.
JHawk Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Setting fire to Montana might make you the de facto face though.
JJ Johnson Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 NOT SANTA!!! *cries* Setting fire to Montana might make you the de facto face though. I'd cheer for him.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 You're Canadian. You aren't allowed to believe in Santa. Go back to worshipping moose.
Chuck Woolery Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Posted April 6, 2005 BTW, has anybody noticed the subject header lists the date of Storm as 4-8-04? ... took you guys long enough...
JJ Johnson Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Go back to worshipping moose. Quiet, you wankster you.
Zack Malibu Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Well in that case, our match was sent in, but you haven't posted it yet. Hint: It ended with a WC run-in, but since it's the hardcore show he got pinned for us to win the match, and Cortez claimed his half of the tag titles. Johnny and Todd then went on a successful run, while WC became stuck with a nervous breakdown gimmick (after a real life nervous breakdown, which gave creative teh idea) similar to Christian's "tantrum" gimmick. It got him so over that he recently won another SWF Title. Actually, no he didn't. It was a JAKKS toy belt. And by "won" I mean "stole out of a little kid's hand at an event and ran like hell".
JJ Johnson Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Another innocent child falls victim to the 24/7 rules. When will it end?
Toxxic Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Another innocent child falls victim to the 24/7 rules. When will it end? If I have my way... NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *puts on 'TOP HEEL~!' hat and rides off into the distance on a black horse*
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 *follows after Toxxic on a giraffe* Come back here with those children's livers!
Toxxic Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 *sets giraffe trap. Which is like a bear trap, but longer* NEVER! *gallops off, checking the pair of coconuts he keeps as backup*
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 *inflates the giraffe with helium, turning it into a zeppelin* You'll never get away! *begins dropping dried flamingos and hamburgers from the zeppelin, items which no self-respecting horse won't pass up to eat*
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but why coconuts?
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 For his bag of ocelots, which Toxxic always keeps close at hand. Do you not pay any attention to the promos he writes, WC, or what?
JJ Johnson Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 *The zeppelin turns into lead and crashes. Led Zeppelin sues me for using zeppelin and lead in the same sentence.*
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Well, I thought I did, Drea, but apparently not...
Toxxic Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but why coconuts? Two words, WC. 'Monty' 'Python' Yup, that's right, a Python called Monty. He lives at my local zoo and he LOVES coconuts. I was on the way to feed him coconuts and child livers but Drea WON'T LET ME! SHE HATES SNAKES!
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 That's because those children's livers belong to an anaconda named Mitchell. And those coconuts were to be used to bludgeon anyone involved with The Mighty Ducks 4. Yes, another damn movie. The kids are like 30. And all were selected to play in the Olympics. Sorry for getting off-topic. *leaps from the giraffeplin, lands in front of Toxxic, and brandishes a honey-filled tomato*
JJ Johnson Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 And those coconuts were to be used to bludgeon anyone involved with The Mighty Ducks 4. Yes, another damn movie. The kids are like 30. And all were selected to play in the Olympics. I thought they were in the Olympics in Mighty Ducks 2? Or was that just the World Championships? I do remember Iceland kicking everyone's ass.
Toxxic Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 DOn't try and add sanity, J3. It's not worth it.
janusd Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 DOn't try and add sanity, J3. It's not worth it. *cues Aecas' original intro* "Sanity is just a weird form of madness..."
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 They were Team USA in Mighty Ducks 2! They beat Iceland in sudden death 3-2. MIGHTY DUCKS 4 IZ GOIN 2 OWN J00 N00BZAR~!1111
Chuck Woolery Posted April 7, 2005 Author Report Posted April 7, 2005 No, for God's sakes... not another Mighty Ducks movie.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 snow demn luvz ducks quackwuackquackquack i' a forest foire
Ace309 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 I have it on reliable evidence that Edwin takes it up the ass.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 I have it on reliable evidence that the girl you wanted to tag has a boyfriend, roflmao lolz
Ace309 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 There's a funny story with that. It must include the phrase "like a lovesick puppy" for full effect, though.
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