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What was the episode where Homer fantasises about owning a recording studio and singing about what goes into a hamburger?

cheers!

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On watching it for the first time in ages the other day, the episode when Burns runs Bart over is severely underrated. Burns and Lionel Hutz (In I believe his first appearance) have some killer lines in that one.

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"Lionel Hutz, attorney at law! What's up, a broken neck? Great!"

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Hutz:We've drawn Judge Williams.

 

Marge:Is that a bad thing?

 

Hutz:Well, I kind of accidentally ran over his dog.

 

Marge:Oh, my

 

Hutz:Replace, dog with son, and accidentally with repeatly.

Guest SpiderFan
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Marge,

 

Maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got a BUTT that won't quit. They've got these little chewy things here that bfyvkjfyujjnfalfugauabsgajs 5 dollars? Get out of here.

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From the same episode:

 

Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population - you!

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Guest jm29195
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Does anyone which episode has the chat show with a bear as a host?

cheers

James

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That's from Homer Bad Man, where Homer is accused of sexually harassing the babysitter.

 

From SNPP:

Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here's your host, Gentle Ben.

[a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out]

Woman 1: I just have one thing to say: let's have less Homer Simpson and more money for public schools.

[smattering of applause; Ben growls]

Woman 2: Ben, I have a question --

[ben runs over to tables piled with food]

Man: No, Ben, no!

[ben swats him away; men shoot tranquilizers into him]

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Hutz:We've drawn Judge Williams.

 

Marge:Is that a bad thing?

 

Hutz:Well, I kind of accidentally ran over his dog.

 

Marge:Oh, my

 

Hutz:Replace, dog with son, and accidentally with repeatly.

I move for a bad court thing.

 

A mistrial?

 

Right, thats why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

 

 

Someone has to get this damn quote, I said it at least 5 times yesterday, all to no avail.

 

I made sloppy joes(which I actually did, thus being able to use this line)

That's not fun!

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That's from Homer Bad Man, where Homer is accused of sexually harassing the babysitter.

 

From SNPP:

Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here's your host, Gentle Ben.

[a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out]

Woman 1: I just have one thing to say: let's have less Homer Simpson and more money for public schools.

[smattering of applause; Ben growls]

Woman 2: Ben, I have a question --

[ben runs over to tables piled with food]

Man: No, Ben, no!

[ben swats him away; men shoot tranquilizers into him]

"We now return to Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber..."

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Someone has to get this damn quote, I said it at least 5 times yesterday, all to no avail.

 

I made sloppy joes(which I actually did, thus being able to use this line)

That's not fun!

That's Marge and Homer after Homer says she nags too much and never does anything fun.

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Hutz:We've drawn Judge Williams.

 

Marge:Is that a bad thing?

 

Hutz:Well, I kind of accidentally ran over his dog.

 

Marge:Oh, my

 

Hutz:Replace, dog with son, and accidentally with repeatly.

I move for a bad court thing.

 

A mistrial?

 

Right, thats why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

 

 

Someone has to get this damn quote, I said it at least 5 times yesterday, all to no avail.

 

I made sloppy joes(which I actually did, thus being able to use this line)

That's not fun!

Judge:Does the baliff have the verdict.

 

Hutz gives judge a piece of paper.

 

Judge:This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin...and it still says guilty, and guilty is spelt wrong.

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Bump.

 

I actually have two questions. One, can anybody tell me which episode this quote is from?

 

Bart: Am I the only one in terrible pain?

Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it!

 

Two, how/when did Marvin Monroe die?

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Bump.

 

I actually have two questions. One, can anybody tell me which episode this quote is from?

 

Bart: Am I the only one in terrible pain?

Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it!

 

Two, how/when did Marvin Monroe die?

 

The quote is from Treehouse of Horror XV. Season 16.

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If I recall, Marvin Munroe isn't dead. Wasn't there an episode somewhat recently where he appeared, and someone said something to the effect of "I thought you were dead," to which he replied "No, I've just been very sick." I could be wrong, but I seem to recall that.

 

Checking Wiki, it was "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife", from Season 15...the one where Marge writes a romance novel about whaling times in which she essentially leaves Homer for Ned.

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My most oft-used Simpsons quote is "Where's your messiah now?" It's useful in any kind of serious accident/arrest/bad thing.

 

Yes, it's actually from 10 Commandments, but a good three quarters of my audience wouldn't recognize it if they hadn't said it on the Simpsons. Thanks Simpsons!

 

I even made a lolcat out of it:

 

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If I recall, Marvin Munroe isn't dead. Wasn't there an episode somewhat recently where he appeared, and someone said something to the effect of "I thought you were dead," to which he replied "No, I've just been very sick." I could be wrong, but I seem to recall that.

Yeah, but I have this thing where I consider every episode after some point in time (usually 1998-99) to occur in some parallel universe totally unrelated to the original good episodes, so I don't count that...

 

Another example would be Comic Book Guy revealing his name

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