Big guys.

[yankovic fan 0]

One time this 6'4 300 pound guy was starting stuff with me (this was in high school).

 

I swung at him, missed, he swung missed, then I grabbed him and just threw him on the ground, and he tripped me on his way down.

 

Before we could get up and REALLY fight, his mom came out and made him go inside.

 

Pretty funny seeing that big bastard get called in by his mom.

 

(probably a good thing for my sake though)

 

 

-6'0 probably around 215 at that time-

[Ced 0]

This reminds me of this scrawny Mexican guy I used to work with. Guy couldn't have been more than 5'3" and 120 soaking wet, but man that guy walked around and talked like he was the biggest mofo there. He got fired because he got the shit kicked out of him at some nightclub and missed almost a week of work.

 

I'm not a fighter in the least. All I have are a few grapple escapes and a quick knee to the groin.

[Nighthawk 0]

One time this 6'4 300 pound guy was starting stuff with me (this was in high school).

 

I swung at him, missed, he swung missed, then I grabbed him and just threw him on the ground, and he tripped me on his way down.

 

Before we could get up and REALLY fight, his mom came out and made him go inside.

 

Pretty funny seeing that big bastard get called in by his mom.

 

(probably a good thing for my sake though)

 

 

-6'0 probably around 215 at that time-

[Guest CronoT]

One time this 6'4 300 pound guy was starting stuff with me (this was in high school).

 

I swung at him, missed, he swung missed, then I grabbed him and just threw him on the ground, and he tripped me on his way down.

 

Before we could get up and REALLY fight, his mom came out and made him go inside.

 

Pretty funny seeing that big bastard get called in by his mom.

 

(probably a good thing for my sake though)

 

 

-6'0 probably around 215 at that time-

That's the fucking funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[Vyce 0]

Last incident I had was more me basically picking up and slamming a guy spinebuster style to the floor, winding him, then when his mate swung for me I ducked, got a sloppy osotogari throw on him and then ran. Fuck taking a beating from two bigger guys.

You know how people sometimes make lists of what they want to do with their lives? Accomplishments they'd like to acheive, that sort of bullshit. Well, I can honestly tell you that one of things I wish to do, just once, in my life, is to give someone an Anderson-quality spinebuster in a fight.

 

I'm not sure where it ranks on my list, but it's up there.

[death_by_burrito 0]

Dama, how many times are you gonna tell us how big you are?

 

 

anyway, I've gotten into some scraps with some pretty tough little dudes, don't sell those bastards short (no pun intended)...

Well if i hadn't have put it I know someone would've asked "how big are you?" So that just saves trouble.

 

KK Rage I used to have this friend that had like an inferiority complex. Anything you said you could do he had to be able to do better or he felt inferior. He always walked around telling everyone how great he was. He was only like 5'9" and his best accomplishment was that he could bench 250. Well one day this guy was talking about his ACT and it went like this.

 

"Yeah I took the ACT the other day. Got a 30. I'm going to try to do better."

 

*little guys blood is boiling listening to this story*

 

"YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART!"

 

"I was just telling everyone....."

 

"Shut up!"

 

"Dude I wasn't brag...."

 

"You think you're so great? Can you bench 250? I DIDN'T THINK SO! I CAN!"

 

And then he literally leaned over the table and flexed in this dudes direction.

That had to have been the funniest thing I've heard in about a week.

 

I'm not a fighter just cause it's not the way I do things. I try to keep my cool all the time. I'm not really in the best shape of my life either (5'8 245), but whenever shit hits the fan I can hold my own.

 

This topic reminds me of Eddie Murphy's Raw when he is talking about the Italian guys after seeing Rocky.

 

"You see that black guy over there? He's 6'5, me, i'm 5'2. But I can take him!"

[LessonInMachismo 0]

I'm 6'6, 270lbs. I haven't lifted weights in a year and a half, but I still do push-ups and stuff. Just like my friend, who is 6'6, 280lbs, I haven't been in many fights in my twenties. The funny thing is, people don't realize how big I am. There have been people who worked with me for years and they'd randomly comment, "Hey, how tall are you? I never noticed how big you were!" And though people don't usually notice my size, they are intimidated by me. My wife says in plain words, "You look mean." But I don't look bully mean, more like just a serious kind of guy, like not someone you'd strike up a conversation with.

 

The best fight I've ever gotten into (and there were many) was in 7th grade. Me and a baker's dozen or so of other kids would play "dirt clod fights" after lunch. We'd split up into teams and pick up dirt clods and just throw them. One time this geek hit me in the head from behind, so a few minutes later I fired one back at him and nailed him in the face. He got pissed and said something like, "That's it!" He then started stalking towards me. I have been 6'6 since I was thirteen years old, and in 7th grade I was probably 6'3, 185lbs. So we do the shoving thing and I am hoping that a really good shove will make him back down. Then he grabs my shirt and I do the windmill escape and push him again. Then we just lock up and I throw him to the ground. A growing crowd is surrounding us. We grapple for a few minutes and someone says, "No WWF shit, fight!" So I thought, "WWF?! Yeah!" I then lock the kid in a sleeper hold, as Brutus Beefcake was one of my favorites at the time. Everyone loves it and the kid even waves his arms trying to escape like they did on TV. Then we hear the principal yell and we break it up and I walk off like I was a spectator and he yells "You! You! In the (color) shirt!" We wound up getting suspended for two days. The kid cried about it. Hard.

 

As for short guys, yeah, I've always had trouble with them. Napoleonic Syndrome. I'm the type of guy who just goes about my business, so if someone has a problem with me, then it is they who are the real problem.

[A Happy Medium 0]

I'm a big guy, 6'3" 240, but I've never gotten in any fights since I was in Junior High, which was nothing anyways. The kid was going after me, and I was twice his size, so maybe that was the kid having security issues.

 

I don't realize that I'm taller and bigger then a lot of people I hang out with. I only notice these things when I look into a mirror when I'm out and realize I'm the biggest guy around. I don't look down on the little guys, so maybe they don't come after me, I don't know.

 

It's funny though how we always fantasize about violence.

 

There are some small guys I do worry about. This one guy I went to high school is only 5'5 but can bench about 300, and he's not jacked up or anything, just ripped. I would not fuck his hot younger sister without already drafting up some living wills.

[Guest HungryJack]

All I'm gonna say, is the bigger they are, the harder they fall. I'm no titan, but I've been in my share of pretty wicked scraps. Size generally means very little in a fight, least that I've seen. Usually what matters is who's the first guy to pick up a foreign object and crank his opponent with it.

 

All I know, is if you're a very lare guy ,and some little dude steps to you trying to pick a fight, you'd best make him regret it. Elsewise, people will do that shit to you all the time.

[Special K 0]

hungryJack runs by people on the street and Kanyon Kutters them. Man, that's not tough. That's just mean.

[The Czech Republic 0]

In 5th grade we used to have rasslin' matches out past the ol' playground where teach' couldn't find us. There were five of us, and one or two would sit on the swings and call the match. I lost to a hammerlock, and I was pretty upset. One of the kids was on the swing, laughing at me. I kicked him in the chin and he flew backwards off the swing. I would have gotten away with it, because we all had a pact to never go cryin' to teacher, but some girl tattled on us so she could earn safety patrol points. Because it was my first offense and I said how sorry I was, most of us just had to stay in for recess one day, and we couldn't rassle no more.

[Guest BDC]

I'm another fairly big fella, and this Napolean Complex crap just gets old.

 

I had one drunk little punk, I swear, at least a foot shorter than me try to walk into my dorm room and pick up my TV. Imagine the scene a second. I'm sitting there at my desk, completely confused, while he's yelling at me, "What the hell ya gonna do?"

 

So I get up and just put a hand on top of the set to put it back down. One of the guy's (sober) friends come running in and tries to get the guy out. Shorty TURNS HIS BACK ON ME and proclaims "He ain't gonna do shit."

 

I wanted to choke him there, but opted to let it go and just let his friend drag him out.

[Ripper 0]

Its like this. I don't fight unless I have to because I am a grown ass man and really can't see my self fighting anymore. Its just dumb.

 

HOWEVER.

 

If in a situation where I think I am going to get swung on eventually, I might as well swing first. I don't care if the guy is big or my size, I will be DAMNED if get hit trying to talk some shit out.

 

And fighting big guys are fun. The taller they are the easier it is to target a kidney or liver punch those fuckers.

[Black Lushus 0]

uppercut to the nuts or kneecaps...

[Slayer 0]

would have gotten away with it, because we all had a pact to never go cryin' to teacher, but some girl tattled on us so she could earn safety patrol points.

Safety Patrol Points?

 

Whatever those are, you should have taken her out for doing that.

[Black Lushus 0]

push her into traffic...

[Slayer 0]

Now you're talkin'!

[Damaramu 0]

Usually what matters is who's the first guy to pick up a foreign object and crank his opponent with it.

That's it. If I ever get beat by a dude with a pipe when I come to I'm going to say "He hit me with a foreign object!!!!"

or if my friends is fighting I'm going to yell "That dude has a foreign object!"

And see how everyone reacts.

[Ripper 0]

Usually what matters is who's the first guy to pick up a foreign object and crank his opponent with it.

That's it. If I ever get beat by a dude with a pipe when I come to I'm going to say "He hit me with a foreign object!!!!"

or if my friends is fighting I'm going to yell "That dude has a foreign object!"

And see how everyone reacts.

I think your friend would react by kicking you ass later for yelling out a funny little statment instead of stopping the guy that was about to hit him with a pipe.

[CanadianChick 0]

I think about half the guys in my class have short-man syndrome. It's pretty funny if they're in the weight room though.

 

"Yeah man, I'm buffing up pretty good. 140 lbs now!"

[Slayer 0]

You could probably take all of them

[Ripper 0]

You could probably take all of them

You know, I am all for jokes and stuff, but commenting about the girls abilities in some imaginary gangbang is just crossing the line Slayer. I mean really. Grow up.

[Slayer 0]

*posts porn links to get Ripper fired*