Hoff 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 Piss =/= smart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 Piss = correct. Hoff != donut debt repayer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 I'm gonna poison that @#$% donut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 Going to take a lot of poison for a 30 foot donut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 NORMAL-SIZED DONUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 At least it'll still be served to me on a $1,000 an hour hooker's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 I guess I can settle for only a $500 an hour hooker then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2005 Thats like $800 Australian... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2005 Man, what a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2005 At least I held the title for more than 4 days, okay injury crybaby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 I've downloaded fourteen matches this week. Nobody talk to the cops, okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 Also, Axel is a bad wrestler and a bad champion. I hate flood control, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 I should still be World Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 I'm confused by the significance of the vomiting smiley....and for record, *I* should still be World Champion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 *HEARTLAND BELTSHOT~ to the vomiting smiley* I hate that fuckin' smiley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 (edited) *Future Shock to vomiting smiley ON THE HEARTLAND TITLE* Edited July 10, 2005 by Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 I'm confused by the significance of the vomiting smiley.... I wanted the uglist lookin' smiley, and that's exactly what I found. And because you know you all want it... ::UH, UH, UH to the UH!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 Seriously, anyone that takes Lindsey Lohan over THIS needs their head bashed in. *Preemtive X-TITLE BELTSHOT to Hoff because he'll say he will anyway* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2005 Ironically, the Future is pining for the Lohan of ages past. *SPINEBUSTER to PK* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2005 *Beltshot to all, before eloping with Lacey Chabert* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Ha, I just watched Velocity and Hoff was on there. I vote we refer to him as "Frankie Hoffzarian" at all times until it gets old. Which should be right about now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 This thread is about ME! ITS ABOUT ME!!!! Oh, and I agree, but how about we just call him 'le sukz0rs' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 im so confused Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 While Hoff is confused... SJ "borrows" TPR's 24/7 belt and.... .... BELTSHOTS HOFF!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 PRL gets the 24/7 Title back and... Wait for it... BELTSHOTS HOFF!!! TOO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 HOFFZARIAN!! IT'S HOFFZARIAN DAMN IT!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 ::does the happy babyface dance:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2005 1. What do I have to do with Frankie Kazarian? 2. *no-sells* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2005 I'm torn between giving Axel the opening segment or Hoff. Convince me you deserve it, starting............NOW!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
