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I Don't Think Triple H Likes Me...

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If you were a celebrity, would you drink a some random cocktail that some random stranger sent over to you? I sure as hell wouldn't.

 

After I saw Iron Maiden last year Bruce Dickonson came into the bar, and some twat that was there bought him a beer and ran over to him to give it to him (keep in mind he was there with his wife/girlfriend/whatever she was). Dickonson thanked him but didn't drink it & kind of turned his back to the guy as a non-verbal way to say "piss off, I'm here with my girl, not to make small talk with a tool". The guy stormed back to the bar, muttering and swearing.

 

I saw the same kid in the hotel the next day, and he was STILL pissed off and was complaining to strangers about what an a-hole Dickonson was.

 

Moral of the story: don't send a stranger a drink unless you're prepared for it to be unwanted.

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Helmsley has said many times that he doesn't drink, and it's been reported many times too. I believe Meltzer's said it at least once.

 

Edge, Christian, and Lance Storm also don't drink.

 

The rest of the roster I'm not sure of, one way or the other. (Well, I know Stratus and Jericho drink (not heavily, of course), but not sure of the rest.)

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Afterwards we went to the Sheraton and watched the wrestlers rock up... We went up to the bar and Flair and HHH were sitting around having some dinner so we didn't disturb them, I bought some drinks from the bar and I asked the bartender to send over a double scotch and coke to HHH, as a nice gesture.

 

The waiter took it over, and informed him that I bought him the drink, gave him a wave and HHH waved back with a look of 'who the fuck are you?' but he didn't drink it. The waiter informed me that HHH doesn't drink and I should have asked him for what he wanted if he wanted me to buy him a drink, but HHH gave it to Flair anyway.

 

Moral of the story:

 

You should have just bought Flair the drink in the first place.

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Trish looks like the kind of girl that could drink most of the roster under the table. At least that's the impression I get when I look at her boobs.

If she's still like she was a couple of years ago, she's probably got half a case of Molson Canadian lager on the top shelf of her fridge.

 

Therefore, she can certainly drink the Americans on the roster under the table. :P

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Another thread transformed into a meeting of the Trish Appreciation Society.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Where do I join?)

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Edge, Christian, and Lance Storm also don't drink.

What the hell. Why does every wrestler I like play for team sober. Counting HBK and Angle (I'm guessing), there's almost no one for me to look up to.

 

I guess it's just one more reason to thank god for Pimptista. (All that time hanging out with Flair; he must have picked up something.)

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Trish looks like the kind of girl that could drink most of the roster under the table. At least that's the impression I get when I look at her boobs.

That has got to be the post of the week right there

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Another thread transformed into a meeting of the Trish Appreciation Society.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Where do I join?)

email me, I'll send you a membership card

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Guest Shadow
Helmsley has said many times that he doesn't drink, and it's been reported many times too. I believe Meltzer's said it at least once.

 

Edge, Christian, and Lance Storm also don't drink.

 

The rest of the roster I'm not sure of, one way or the other. (Well, I know Stratus and Jericho drink (not heavily, of course), but not sure of the rest.)

So, Edge is Straight Edge.

 

 

Makes sense.

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well considering how on confidential Trish rvelaed that she had a full bar in her house, Id wager that she likes to get wasted every now and then at least.

 

 

Wish you had truth serum in the drink so Flair would drink it and stop kisising Hunters ass.

 

 

Moral of the story appears to be Trips doesnt like the booze, but he sure likes the boooos.................... of the crowd (Yeah lame Foley style joke for ya awesome)

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Guest Sternchen
HHH has stated many times that he doesn't drink. I'm surprised no one here knew that.

Because it's not true.

 

Since he's hanging around with Flair he does.

 

Last year I saw a pic of him, Flair and Steph in Japan.

 

She had wine and he vodka.

 

When they came to us in Oct. 04, I saw HHH in the elevator, his nose being red like rudolph's, smelling ...and walking like he had 2 bottles of vodka.

Batista and Orton had to help him to get to his room because he couldn't even walk on his own.

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I think I've mentioned here before that I saw Randy Orton and Batista at a titty bar here in Omaha once, I believe it was around the end of 2003 when they were both still insignificant...Randy woulda been, what? 22? 23? So of course he acted like a typical guy around that age in a strip joint: loud, obnoxious, drinking heavily, grabbing the girls all over...Batista acted about as cool as his WWE character, just chillin, drinking and watching...they had a little section of the club cornered off with their own little stage and security wouldn't let anyone near it...they signed autographs when the place closed and were very friendly and talkative...and again, Orton was just as annoying as a drunked up man around his age would be, but it was cool to meet them...

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Guest Ransome
If Jericho is the sixth Beatle...who the hell is the FIFTH?

Murray the K.

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HHH has stated many times that he doesn't drink.  I'm surprised no one here knew that.

Yet another reason to dislike the guy :angry:

Well maybe he's Straight Edge which means he's gayer then you.

*edited for accuracy*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

 

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