SMARKDOWN Card for April 18~!

[Ace309 0]

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...

 

SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 18th, 2005, LIVE FROM THE KIVA AUDITORIUM IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO!

(8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.)

 

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation rolls through Albuquerque on the road to Battleground 2005! It’s not often that the World Champion and Ejiro Fasaki get given the night off, but that’s what happens when the card is absolutely stacked. A few scores need to be settled before the pay-per-view, and due to the fact that Wild & Dangerous are holding a whopping three titles between them, we need to get something out of the way first. Between the epic rubber match to find out who goes on to Battleground to face Toxxic for the World Title, the World Tag Team Championship defense and more, someone’s sure to get the SMARKDOWN!

 

Send everything, including absolute, really, we-mean-it, last-chance booking stuff for Battleground to Chuck Woolery.

 

CO-MAIN EVENT

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

~ What more is there to say about Mak and Spike? Spike took the contendership in a singles match, but Francis took umbrage at his use of the ropes to win, and went on to win the contendership back in a Pure Wrestling match refereed by Tom Flesher. With the series even at 1-1, these two want to settle the score in a best-of-three match. The winner goes to Battleground to challenge for the World Championship!

Rules: Standard. The winner will be the wrestler who wins two out of three falls. If one wrestler wins the first two falls, the third will not be wrestled. Count-outs and disqualifications count.

Word Limit: None.

Send To: Ace309. Y’all owe me.

 

CO-MAIN EVENT

SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez)

~ Martial Law has waited patiently for its shot at Wild & Dangerous, who have … complicated matters by winning the Cruiserweight Championship and the new International Championship, respectively. While this is a pay-per-view-level match, Dangerous and Wildchild will both be defending at Battleground, and frankly, something had to give. Martial Law gets its shot on Smarkdown, giving them a chance to go into the pay-per-view with new momentum.

Rules: Standard. As this is Smarkdown, use the tag ropes.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: chirs3

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon

~ Manson and Arch Griffon worked like a well-oiled machine on Lockdown. Flesher was so impressed that he decided to see how they’d fare against Revolution Zero’s two youngest members, both of whom appear wise beyond their years – Pretzler with a lengthy Cruiserweight Title reign, and Johnson picking up the Hardcore Title in his first few weeks. Will the precocious pugilists be able to take out Manson and Griffon, or will they fall victim to the size, strength and … hell, what more to Manson and Griffon need?

Rules: Standard. Use the tag ropes, preferably not to choke someone.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: Justice

 

MIDDLEWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH-O-RAMA!

“The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly

~ Sly and Koran lost a tag team match to Arch Griffon and Manson on Lockdown. No doubt, each man blames the other. Neither man asked for the match, but frankly, judging by that bulge in Sly’s forehead and his recent propensity for snapping on people, Flesher felt it would be best just to let him straight at Koran.

Rules: Standard. I think Sly’s shown he can’t be trusted in a pure-wrestling setup.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Dace59

 

OPENING BOUT

Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

~ Yep. The SWF saved Martin Hunt from alcohol poisoning again, and he’s back once again to open up a card, this time against SWF rookie Lord David!

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 3000

Send To: Chuck Woolery

[King Cucaracha 0]

I guess I'd better make sure I send something in this time then. Hopefully, my laptop should be restored (or whatever the hell needs to be done) tommorrow.

[Secret Agent 0]

I guess I'd better make sure I send something in this time then. Hopefully, my laptop should be restored (or whatever the hell needs to be done) tommorrow.

Laptop? LOLZ!!! We call'em notebooks in this part of the world these days.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

No show for Lil' Buck means he'll get drunk off his ass and show up during the second half of the show. Or not.

[The Ill One 0]

This could very well be a prelude to an Afghanistan trip two... taking a few too many turns and viola, fuck the oceans.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

You play the viola? Cool.

[Toxxic 0]

Flesher was so impressed that he decided to see how they’d fare against Revolution Zero’s two youngest members, both of whom appear wise beyond their years

 

Pity Flesher wasn't impressed enough to realise that Pretzler's five years older than Toxxic...

[A Happy Medium 0]

Heh. I find it funny that nearly everyone's characters are just old enough to legally drink in the U.S.

[JJ Johnson 0]

I find it funny that funny things are funny. Ain't that a hoot?

[A Happy Medium 0]

Yes. Funny things are funny, but only in the eye of the person who thinks funny things are funny.

[Toxxic 0]

I think your eyes are funny.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Man...look at all the buzz around Spike/Mak No Word Limit Two out of Three Falls Match for the World Title Shot at Battleground...

[Ace309 0]

There's no buzz about anything.

 

Look on the bright side, though. No one's calling for a double no-show.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

There's always buzz around my match.

 

Unfortunately, it's the buzz of the flies swarming over it like a freshly-released cow pie baking in the springtime sun.

[Toxxic 0]

Come on Spike, like Flesher said, it's not like everyone's talking about another match. We're just talking about shit, as usual. We're all interested to see who wins. I certainly am. How else am I supposed to know who's arse to kick on Sunday?

[Ace309 0]

Hey, you know what would be cool?

 

If after making a fuss about your match, you WROTE ONE AND SENT IT TO ME.

[Secret Agent 0]

So what happened to the show? If Spike and Mak both no showed I'll fight Toxxic.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Hell, I'll write a haiku detailing how I retained my Hardcore title.

 

 

 

 

Johnson does a move

Johnson pins his opponent

No new Hardcore Champ

 

 

 

See? That simple.

[chirs3 0]

So what happened to the show?

Here're the quick results:

 

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

--> Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

 

Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez)

 

--> Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

 

Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon

 

--> Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

 

“The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly

 

--> Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

 

Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt

 

--> Diego Sanchez via rear naked choke

 

Congratulations to GOdrea, who went 5 for 5 on the predictions. Your wookie is in the mail.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

:: fears Diego Sanchez ::

 

That's one bad mother...

[JJ Johnson 0]

..SHUT YO MOUTH!

 

 

Just talkin' bout Shaft.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well we can dig it.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Wait... did I make a joke?

 

:: dies of shock ::

[King Cucaracha 0]

So what, we're waiting on a main event that was had DNS written all over it from the beginning then?

 

If so, colour me surprised.

 

And pissed that I woke up early. As I always do when the show's late.

[JJ Johnson 0]

I'm pissed I stayed up all night.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Well, you can always do what you did on Lockdown, if it comes to that... Shame that someone's going to get rewarded with a title shot on PPV after no-showing the #1 Contender match, if that's what actually happened.

 

Or, we could always have Toxxic vs. Li'l Buck; there be ratings, I tells ya!

[JJ Johnson 0]

Okay, I know a way to solve this.

 

 

 

 

 

Heads=Francis

Tails=Jenkins

 

 

Call it in the air.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Clearly the best solution is to just give me the #1 Contendership.

 

Toxxic vs Stryke, resulting in the SWF's lowest ratings ever.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Ummmmm......fuck you?

[King Cucaracha 0]

So, will the show be up by tonight?

 

If not, don't bother booking me for Battleground, because I'll be busy with OAOAST stuff. Today would have been my real chance to write so the best you'll get now is a rushed effort anyway...but if I don't have the whole of tommorrow to write, I won't be writing.

[Ace309 0]

In the interest of openness...

 

When I got home from the bar around 10:15, I had in my PM box an extension request from Mak saying that he had a practice tonight and needed as much time as I could give him.

 

Fast forward to a few minutes later, after I've sent irate PMs to him and Spike telling them they had until midnight. MVS said he's on vacation and would be up as late as he needed to.

 

I DID send a main event in last night.

 

Mike, I presume, had gone to bed, but we DO have a match.