The Current Events folder. It's a lot like Hitler.

[alfdogg 0]

bah

[MrRant 0]

Shut up cunt.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

 

ON MOTHER'S DAY?!

[Hoff 0]

I see the statements made by Dr. Tyler and myself have left you all speechless and in awe. I believe that is the strongest endorsement we could have. Quit playign with your dicks, admins, and make this pillar of the community a supermod, as he truly should be.

[Ted the Poster 0]

*SPINEBUSTERS~! Secretary Hoff*

[Hoff 0]

Mr. Meatwad, if you don't settle down we'll ask you to remove yourself from the mortal coil. And not so much "ask" as "force."

 

Any questions for the Doctor?

[MrRant 0]

 

^

 

Cunt

[Hoff 0]

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, undesirables like MrRant are why we NEED Dr. Tyler as supermod. For otherwise, they will be allowed to run amok with their Bumblebee-hating ways. Stop Transformer prejudice. Stop it before it's too late.

 

Rant is a nuthugger.

 

DR. TYLER

SUPERMOD 2005

[Ted the Poster 0]

Mr. Meatwad, if you don't settle down we'll ask you to remove yourself from the mortal coil.  And not so much "ask" as "force."

 

Any questions for the Doctor?

Yes. Why does

 

>>>

 

so much?

[Jobber of the Week 0]

[Hoff 0]

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE WE SHIP YOU TO INDIA, YOU FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE.

 

We need a fucking CASTE system around here for these moronic individuals who live only to ANTAGONIZE the good people simply trying to carry on civil discourse.

 

No...

 

We need Dr. Tyler.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Uhm.... What is he a Doctor in, anyway?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(first person to say Thuganomics gets a bitch-slap)

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

The person who started the thread ?

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

It figures that a PINKO like you would question my Doctorate!

 

Why don't you go protest in one of your AMERICA HATING PARADES?

 

Hoff, tell him what I'm a doctor of!

[Hoff 0]

I'm sorry, Mr. Jobber, but that information is classified. What this means for you is that it's none of your fucking business. Sit down and shut up.

 

Next question, please?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Mr. Secretary, is it true that you've had an illegitimate relationship with a certain low-ranked yellow autobot?

[Hoff 0]

Sir, please, stick to the matters at hand. Who and what I fuck is really not a relevant issue. It's my 27" cock, and if I choose to "change some oil" with it, that's my prerogative. Please, next time, have a legitamate question for the candidate, or we will be forced to make you eat your own sac.

 

Next question?

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Next you'll say you have abs.

[Ted the Poster 0]

But isn't Dr. Tyler's stance on man-machine relations that he is decidedly against it?

[Hoff 0]

FUCK YOU, SUNSHINE! THIS CONFERENCE IS OVER!

 

*throws papers into the air ina fit of rage and storms away from the podium*

[Ted the Poster 0]

*wins*

[MrRant 0]

I think we should combine this thread with the ChronoT's Power Trip thread.

 

Hilarity would ensue.

[The Czech Republic 0]

MrRant, I'm tired of your fucking alfdogg.

[MrRant 0]

I'm tired of you.

 

Homo.

[BUTT 0]

I want to take your board, and I want to post all over it. I mean, I wanna just go crazy. Double posting and triple posting, god, it's so fucking crazy. I've never felt this way before. I don't normally fast reply but if you agree with this just go in the bathroom and shoot me a PM.

 

You, me, Dames. Just fucking wild. I wanna watch you and Dames lurk a while and then just start trolling. If you agree with this just quote me and I'll know.

Wow. You are so fucking into TSM.

[BUTT 0]

Hey, anyone remember on the old Rantsylvania board when Sean Shannon went crazy and quit writing about wrestling?

 

That was kind of weird.

[Guest Cerebus]

Could this be the best thread in Site Feedback ever?

[MrRant 0]

No.

 

The ones where Loss has his period are the best.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Well guys, I think that it's time....

 

*** THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED FOR THE FOLLOWING PAID ANNOUNCEMENT***

 

"I'm Dr. Tyler, and I approve of this message."

 

Make Dr. Tyler a SUPERMOD~! in 2005, and he will rock the fucking house down.

 

How great would he be?

 

He'd have Lindsay Lohan as his seceretary, answering PMs so that Dr. Tyler may spend his time on important activities like playing Tetris.

 

He'd have Jet Li as his secret bodyguard that comes out of hiding and starts kicking ass all over the goddamn forum.

 

He'd have Van Halen at the inauguration party, and it wouldn't be the shitty Sammy Hagar version, either.

 

He would institute a universal health care plan so that everyone could enjoy modern medical care, provided they are not an alcoholic or a pothead or a druggie or a smoker. Not only would would surgeries be free, but women 25 and under will be given an as yet undetermined sum to get breast implants.

 

The weekly SUPERMOD~! radio address to the nation would be delivered in the format of a 'shock jock' call-in show.

 

And lastly, Hooters would be the official catering company of an upcoming annual TSM-meet.

 

 

Vote Tyler, for SUPERMOD~!

 

 

***WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED POST***

 

So anyway, guys, I really think the mods ought to give it a try. It will solve almost all our problems and keep everybody happy.

[MrRant 0]

I wouldn't trust anyone who posts in there with regularity to be a mod.