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Aw, cry me a river. I'm sitting her a 25-year old man and thanks to God giving my genetic family tree one very special finger, I still can't grow a decent mustache or beard even if Nicole Kidman's pussy was just begging for a fur-laced tongue whipping.

Guest CronoT
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Shaving on acid is not a good idea.

No shit, Sherlock. :lol:

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I hate that feeling where, after a long night of non-drinking, you get home expecting some nice, cold brews in your fridge, only to realize you have no beer because you ran out of it last night; plus, you can't buy alcohol after 2am, which is 15 minutes away. You'd go to the local gas station, but the closest one that's still open is a good six, seven minute drive. It wouldn't be a problem, that, but you've already removed all your clothing save your boxers and you just can't be troubled to put anything back on, even the slightly foul-smelling sweats that've been sitting in a pile on your bedroom floor for almost as long as you've lived there.

 

So you sit in front of your computer, posting on a message board about how much you'd like a beer right now.

Guest Vitamin X
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The "no alcohol after 2am" rule is completely disobeyed here in Miami. Not sure about elsewhere. I've gone into my neighboring gas station at like 3:30 and bought a couple 12 packs before.

Guest news_gimmick
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shut up about shaving seriously

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shutup

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'm capable of growing a mighty viking beard.

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I'm capable of growing a mighty viking beard.

Same. I had a full beard when I was 12. Somehow, despite being 5'8" and 125-130 pounds, I have a ridiculously deep voice and I have hair everywhere but my back. Crazy testosterone.

 

Also, Harold and Kumar is indeed one of the best stoned movies out there. I wanna ride a fuckin' cheetah.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'm capable of growing a mighty viking beard.

Even before you revealed your appearance, I would have imagined so. You live in the woods, right?

Near a woods, amid cornfields.

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I'm thinking about growing just a neck beard. and still shaving my face.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I can pull off Amish in the right outfit.

Guest BDC
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To be honest, I wish the hair on my face wouldn't grow so quickly, namely becaues I hate the prcoess of shaving.

Guest CronoT
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To be honest, I wish the hair on my face wouldn't grow so quickly, namely becaues I hate the prcoess of shaving.

Get a trimmer. Mine works wonders, and I've never cut myself with it.

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I didn't cut myself any worse than I usually do shaving, but I shaved my beard into a bizarre shape. Now I have to go clean shaven for a couple days which I hate.

Does this mean that you no longer sort of look like Lil' Wyte?

 

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Yeah, but that picture I showed wasn't actually me so I never really did look like him. I set myself up for a fall because while I'm easily as handsome as that guy he's thinner than me. I'm still in the middle of slimming down, I have to lose like 15 more pounds before I show any real pictures of me.

Posted

I grow hair in all the normal places it should grow on a face except for around my lips. I can't grow a mustache or any type of goatee that would require hair anywhere between my lips and my chin. It's really weird... weird and shitty.

Posted

Those were indeed real, however a good portion of the populace wasn't around back then or have simply forgotten. Also that was several years ago and I look quite different these days.

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Those were indeed real, however a good portion of the populace wasn't around back then or have simply forgotten. Also that was several years ago and I look quite different these days.

God, I've been here forever.

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