Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2005 :rimjob: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2005 The only proper way to mourn, I decided, is to watch one episode of Gilmore Girls a day, starting with the first season, starting tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2005 It's a work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2005 No, friend, watching Gilmore Girls is a pleasure, not a chore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 First full day of singlehood. I didn't go into work, mainly for the fact that had I done so, it would've been on very little sleep. AND I'M DEPRESSED. Anyway, I never work on Fridays, so now I have two days off in a row. Right now, I'm wearing only boxers and drinking a 16oz. can of Miller High Life. Some of which dribbled down my chest mere moments ago, as I attempted pouring more into my mouth than I was capable of handling. I'm gonna go watch the first episode of Gilmore Girls either 1) after I finish this drink, or 2) after I finish the next one. I may or may not masturbate before the night is through; whether or not I'll do it while watching GG remains to be seen (both mother and daughter on that show are stone cold foxes). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 The daughter's got a big forehead. Too big, in fact. A bit off-putting. Lauren Graham is hot, though. And not just 'cause she was on NewsRadio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Alexis Bleidel. The wide expanse of her cranium is a perfect canvas for a facial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 I can't stand one of their voices, so I can't tolerate even a minute of the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Guess who isn't being invited to my next Gilmore Girls party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Cheer up, little soldier. Things will get better. I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. And you were too good for that harlot anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Alexis Bleidel is a little young in the first season. But you know, hard times. I won't judge you. I know some sluts in Orlando who might let you p in the b, so to speak. I'll see if I can work out a deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Hey, Bleidel was 18 playing 16 in those early GG episodes. She was legal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 And what is "p in the b." I'm hopelessly out of touch with whatever the kids are doing these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Edwin left out the "it" in that phrase. It's another way of saying PIITB, or "put it in the BUTT." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Or someone for you to F in the A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Now THAT makes more sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Cornholin', we call it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 Now THAT makes more sense. Yeah, but thats a tricky one. They might think that you are talking about getting revenge from getting served at a earlier date and now that you f them in the a, it would be on. And that wouldn't be what you are talking about at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 You should listen to some Roy Orbinson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted May 6, 2005 I think "Hello Darkness" by Simon and Garfunkel is appropriate right here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 The Flaming Lips - "Bad Days" might cheer you up. For some reason it always makes me feel better when I feel like crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 We should throw a Cheer Up Inc party. Me, IDRM, Ripper, and Kotz are all within driving distance, I'm sure there's others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2005 I just say p in the b, as if "penis" were a verb. "It" seems so perfunctory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 I just told the girl that gives me blowjobs when she's in town that I can tell she's been practicing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Was this after she finished? And what was her reaction? I'm guessing as she casually gives you blowjobs she didnt really give a shit and laughed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 I can't believe she broke up with me using the very same excuse I planned on using to break up with her at some unforseen point in the future. There is a really funny scene in what is in my opinion one of the best SW books out there: X-wing: The Starfighters of Adumar. Wedge Antilles is going to break up with his love interest Qwi, and they are at dinner and she beats him to it and he just sits there. It was very Seinfeld-esque, because he would've looked like a chump if he said he was just about to break up with HER. But all went well, because he got to hook up with Iella in the end, whom he eventually married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 We should throw a Cheer Up Inc party. Me, IDRM, Ripper, and Kotz are all within driving distance, I'm sure there's others. Maybe or maybe not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Was that really worth posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Was that really worth posting. Yeah it was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Well, that was stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
