Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Posted May 5, 2005 The only proper way to mourn, I decided, is to watch one episode of Gilmore Girls a day, starting with the first season, starting tonight.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Posted May 5, 2005 No, friend, watching Gilmore Girls is a pleasure, not a chore!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 First full day of singlehood. I didn't go into work, mainly for the fact that had I done so, it would've been on very little sleep. AND I'M DEPRESSED. Anyway, I never work on Fridays, so now I have two days off in a row. Right now, I'm wearing only boxers and drinking a 16oz. can of Miller High Life. Some of which dribbled down my chest mere moments ago, as I attempted pouring more into my mouth than I was capable of handling. I'm gonna go watch the first episode of Gilmore Girls either 1) after I finish this drink, or 2) after I finish the next one. I may or may not masturbate before the night is through; whether or not I'll do it while watching GG remains to be seen (both mother and daughter on that show are stone cold foxes).
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 The daughter's got a big forehead. Too big, in fact. A bit off-putting. Lauren Graham is hot, though. And not just 'cause she was on NewsRadio.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 Alexis Bleidel. The wide expanse of her cranium is a perfect canvas for a facial.
Nighthawk Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 I can't stand one of their voices, so I can't tolerate even a minute of the show.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 Guess who isn't being invited to my next Gilmore Girls party.
Vyce Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Cheer up, little soldier. Things will get better. I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. And you were too good for that harlot anyway.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Alexis Bleidel is a little young in the first season. But you know, hard times. I won't judge you. I know some sluts in Orlando who might let you p in the b, so to speak. I'll see if I can work out a deal.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 Hey, Bleidel was 18 playing 16 in those early GG episodes. She was legal.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 And what is "p in the b." I'm hopelessly out of touch with whatever the kids are doing these days.
Art Sandusky Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Edwin left out the "it" in that phrase. It's another way of saying PIITB, or "put it in the BUTT."
Ripper Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Now THAT makes more sense. Yeah, but thats a tricky one. They might think that you are talking about getting revenge from getting served at a earlier date and now that you f them in the a, it would be on. And that wouldn't be what you are talking about at all.
Guest news_gimmick Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 I think "Hello Darkness" by Simon and Garfunkel is appropriate right here.
Sideburnious Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 The Flaming Lips - "Bad Days" might cheer you up. For some reason it always makes me feel better when I feel like crap.
Jingus Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 We should throw a Cheer Up Inc party. Me, IDRM, Ripper, and Kotz are all within driving distance, I'm sure there's others.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 I just say p in the b, as if "penis" were a verb. "It" seems so perfunctory.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 I just told the girl that gives me blowjobs when she's in town that I can tell she's been practicing.
Sideburnious Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Was this after she finished? And what was her reaction? I'm guessing as she casually gives you blowjobs she didnt really give a shit and laughed?
LessonInMachismo Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 I can't believe she broke up with me using the very same excuse I planned on using to break up with her at some unforseen point in the future. There is a really funny scene in what is in my opinion one of the best SW books out there: X-wing: The Starfighters of Adumar. Wedge Antilles is going to break up with his love interest Qwi, and they are at dinner and she beats him to it and he just sits there. It was very Seinfeld-esque, because he would've looked like a chump if he said he was just about to break up with HER. But all went well, because he got to hook up with Iella in the end, whom he eventually married.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 We should throw a Cheer Up Inc party. Me, IDRM, Ripper, and Kotz are all within driving distance, I'm sure there's others. Maybe or maybe not?
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Was that really worth posting. Yeah it was
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