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[godthedog 0]

inc's fast-acting formula turns tragedy into comedy more than 50% faster than the leading poster.

 

he is the Tums of tsm.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Most of them concerned how he went about killing his wife and kid, but it's too late now we know how we did it.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

My uncle asked me if I was gay.

 

Was this before or after you got done sucking him off?

 

Very good. Gutter.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I unintentionally implicated myself in the murders of the Benoit family.

[Sly 0]

Chris Benoit killed Vince McMahon.

[Darth Vader 0]

Chris Benoit is here and he's really dead

 

Chris Benoit here and he hung himself with a weight bench pull-EEEEEE

[Jingus 0]

Wow, Vader, I'm a goddamned uncaring sociopath in these matters, and that got even me to go "Damn, that's a little stiff".

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't get it. Explain it to me, though, I want to offend as many people as possible.

[Richard 0]

So the reason my uncle asked me if I was gay is because my bedroom curtains vaguely resemble the gay rainbow flag, which is enough for my meth-addicted redneck neighbors to make comments and jokes.

[KingPK 0]

Don't get it. Explain it to me, though, I want to offend as many people as possible.

 

Vader's post? Around 2000-01, when Edge and Christian were the goofy guys hanging around with Angle (Team ECK), they had kazoos one week and were putting a humorous spin on people's theme music. Remember the opening guitar riff of Benoit's first WWF theme? E&C put lyrics to it:

 

He is Chris Benoit and he's really mad

He is Chris Benoit and he's really ang-REEEEE!

[treble 0]

I already made that joke.

[... 0]

Dave Rutherford is sure a douche for someone who has frosted tips and a pink shirt.

[Darth Vader 0]

I already made that joke.

 

pshh what ev

[treble 0]

Mine wasn't very good.

[The Niggardly King 0]

REALLY??!!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

REALLY??!!

 

You're a bum ass nigga.

[Matt Young 0]

It pretty much fits with his OLP theme, because that had the same main riff.

[The Niggardly King 0]

REALLY??!!

 

You're a bum ass nigga.

 

Listen up Greeky...

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'm really fucked up on painkillers. I spent over a hundred dollars at the strip club yesterday and ended up having sex. This boosted my confidence, which led to me finding out that two different girls who work near me have a thing for me. And since I'm fucked up, I'm super charming. Fact.

[Nighthawk 0]

You're cute, man. In every sense of the word.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'm just trying to get by.

[Sly 0]

With a little help from your friends?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'm really fucked up on painkillers. I spent over a hundred dollars at the strip club yesterday and ended up having sex.

 

With a stripper or someone you knew?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

don't kill yer family or nothin

[justsoyouknow 0]

A stripper I knew. OMG BAN PLAGYERIZM.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Note: a stripper that I didn't know was a stripper, but that I went to high school with.

 

I love that all of the people with Chris Benoit names are having them all changed. I was going to start a topic called, "Chris Benoit Dead" and the body was going to be, "And yet somehow, the world still turns".

[Nighthawk 0]

Any moderators who read this, please change my name to "9-11 Was A Good Thing" (a song my band performs) or else "Hitler Was Right" (yet again... a song my band performs). Your choice. It really puts Chris Benoit into perspective, you know? Now that's social commentary.

[The Niggardly King 0]

WOAH

[Nighthawk 0]

Nigger.

[Nighthawk 0]

Nigger.