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[Retard Girl 0]

i'd rather just not get pregnant in the first place.

 

remembering that thread, i just got a craving for a nice undercooked hamburger...

[Nighthawk 0]

Taig, if you don't have p in your va-g, any pregnancy you get is either the Christ or the Antichrist (knowing you, probably the latter). In either case, I'd hold onto it.

[MFer 0]

I'm really starting to get annoyed by all these "holier than thou" pundits crying about the "sexualization of America's youth" and the "loss of the their innocence" (stemming from the whole Miley Cyrus "controversy" and other stuff). Face it, it's 2008, teens have sex and girls dress slutty. Get over it.

[Jingus 0]

I'm really starting to get annoyed by all these "holier than thou" pundits crying about the "sexualization of America's youth" and the "loss of the their innocence" (stemming from the whole Miley Cyrus "controversy" and other stuff). Face it, it's 2008, teens have sex and girls dress slutty. Get over it.

As opposed to, say, a century ago in the sexually repressed Victorian times. When it was utterly common and accepted for a 15-year-old girl to marry a man who was triple her age. People who say "OMG thingz R getting wurse!" are simply ignorant of history.

[2GOLD 0]

 

I'm yet to understand how her showing her back is enough to rip her off the disney channel but Vanessa from High School Musical goes nude repeatedly and Disney is totally cool. I thought there was something interesting to the story, then I see the pictures and it's about as uninteresting as possible. Whats next? People going to freak out because they saw the ankle of that girl from Golden Compass?

 

This has gotta be the dumbest news freak out of the year and it's still early.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I'm yet to understand how her showing her back is enough to rip her off the disney channel but Vanessa from High School Musical goes nude repeatedly and Disney is totally cool. I thought there was something interesting to the story, then I see the pictures and it's about as uninteresting as possible. Whats next? People going to freak out because they saw the ankle of that girl from Golden Compass?

 

This has gotta be the dumbest news freak out of the year and it's still early.

 

Might have something to do with the fact that Vanessa Hudgens is like 20 now so its not child pornography if shes naked and Miley Cyrus is 15. I think Disney is worried that fame is going to turn Hannah Montana into Britney Spears 2.0 before she turns 18 which would be a problem for them.

 

 

 

[BUTT 0]

Disney and the Cyruses don't want to piss off middle America so they'll pretend to be upset by this whole situation. When really they should just be telling people to get over it because they know as well as everyone else that this is no big deal. I read today that Disney wants Miley to keep a low profile for the next six months or so in the wake of these SCANDALOUS PHOTOS.

 

IT'S A BACK. A FREAKIN' BACK.

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS,

YOU ARE DUMB.

[Kinetic 0]

Well, after the Gossip Girl "OMFG" controversy, I think we're all still a little emotionally raw. A fifteen year old girl's back is enough to send you right over that cliff again.

[Kinetic 0]

I actually saw the conservative commentator on Headline News say something to the effect of "Who will save our children's souls from the CW?" last night. This really is silly season.

[Retard Girl 0]

teenagers have been having sex the whole time. one of you said it up there... a hundred years ago, fifteen year olds were getting married and pumping out kids. only recently has it been "wrong".

 

 

 

oh, and

Taig, if you don't have p in your va-g, any pregnancy you get is either the Christ or the Antichrist (knowing you, probably the latter). In either case, I'd hold onto it.

 

i don't care what got me pregnant, i'm not going through having another baby. it's an obviously touchy issue for me.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I actually saw the conservative commentator on Headline News say something to the effect of "Who will save our children's souls from the CW?" last night.

I dunno. Coast Guard?

[The Niggardly King 0]

About you becoming fatter Tiga, add some light weight training if you can... it does wonders for overweight females.

[Retard Girl 0]

actually, i would totally invest in one of them bowflex thingies. i'm strong as it is, so the Chyna look isn't too far off.

 

though i look more like Amazing Kong. but there's nothing wrong with that. she's... amazing

[The Niggardly King 0]

I mean, like light weight with high reps and all that stuff. I don't think you wanna be a female powerlifter and shit.

[Retard Girl 0]

then maybe just an ab machine.

 

 

edit: what i should really do is go to the doctor. woman reproductive issues run rampant in my family. and there was my aunt, whose stomach just kept going and going, and when she finally went to the doctor, she had ovarian cancer.

 

the issue is finding a doctor that isn't fat-discriminative. yes, it's a rampant problem most people don't think of. but every doctor i've been to has been like that. i go in for a cold, i get told to diet. fun, right? or what happened to my friend's sister, she went to three doctors about this pain in her foot, all three said it was because she was fat... the fourth doctor actually looked, and she had a tumor in her foot, fucking the bones up.

 

as we've established, food isn't the issue here. i don't need to be sent to a nutritionist, i need to be sent to a gastronomisist. or a gynocologist. actually, maybe they should be my first stop. yeah. i'm typing too much again.

[Kinetic 0]

You know what? God damn America! I still haven't gotten that $300 package stimulator the government's supposed to be sending me. I want to go out and buy shit, man. I'm tired of being broke and sitting around and not buying shit.

[Kinetic 0]

Every time I read the thread title "Fuck Apple" as I'm scrolling down the page, I think of it as being a term of endearment. Like "Who's my little fuck apple? You're my little fuck apple." I haven't actually read the topic, so I hope this hasn't already been addressed.

[Dandy 0]

You know what? God damn America! I still haven't gotten that $300 package stimulator the government's supposed to be sending me. I want to go out and buy shit, man. I'm tired of being broke and sitting around and not buying shit.

6!

[Kinetic 0]

Are you saying that you're getting $600? I can never understand what you're talking about anymore. These one word posts are tearing us apart.

[Dandy 0]

Are you saying that you're getting $600? I can never understand what you're talking about anymore. These one word posts are tearing us apart.

Yes.

[Kinetic 0]

I thought I was slumming drinking Old Milwaukee, but I just bought a 12 pack of something called D.B. Hobbs Beer and...man. This is the worst shit ever.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Irs.gov actually has a payment schedule and refund estimator. It's quite handy.

[Kinetic 0]

Hey, thanks. It says no later than May 2nd. No more D.B. Hobbs for me for another month or so. USA! USA!

[Jingus 0]

the issue is finding a doctor that isn't fat-discriminative. yes, it's a rampant problem most people don't think of. but every doctor i've been to has been like that. i go in for a cold, i get told to diet. fun, right? or what happened to my friend's sister, she went to three doctors about this pain in her foot, all three said it was because she was fat... the fourth doctor actually looked, and she had a tumor in her foot, fucking the bones up.

Preachy doctors of any specialty are horrible. If a doctor tries to Very Sternly Talk Some Sense Into Me, it only makes me automatically tend to dismiss their opinions entirely. Dentists are always the worst about it, they seem to think that the fact that you haven't been flossing is a personal insult equivalent to you calling their mommy a whore.

[Metal Ed 0]

I see that Owen Hart is awaiting authorization. I ain't got no authority here no more, but I don't figger we need no zombies here. Especially not no zombies got a axe to grind.

[Retard Girl 0]

the issue is finding a doctor that isn't fat-discriminative. yes, it's a rampant problem most people don't think of. but every doctor i've been to has been like that. i go in for a cold, i get told to diet. fun, right? or what happened to my friend's sister, she went to three doctors about this pain in her foot, all three said it was because she was fat... the fourth doctor actually looked, and she had a tumor in her foot, fucking the bones up.

Preachy doctors of any specialty are horrible. If a doctor tries to Very Sternly Talk Some Sense Into Me, it only makes me automatically tend to dismiss their opinions entirely. Dentists are always the worst about it, they seem to think that the fact that you haven't been flossing is a personal insult equivalent to you calling their mommy a whore.

 

 

dentists are the fucking worst, especially with the lecturing and the holier-than-thou attitudes.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

The ex's B-day tonight, So I'm on course to get myself wasted. Any late night posts I make here can't be held aganist me. Ummm k?

[Kinetic 0]

No deal.

[Nighthawk 0]

You guys are going to the wrong kind of dentist. Go to the ghetto dentist.

 

"Have you been brushing?"

 

"Nah, doing meth."

 

He roared with laughter.

 

One time I went in, and I'm like "This tooth hurts." and he looks at it, and he's like "Well, we can do a root canal, and that involves..." and I'm like "I don't have any money just pull it out.", so he did, and when he got it out he showed it to me like "Holy shit, man, look at this thing! No wonder this was hurting you!" And I seriously came back the very next day and was like "Ok, now this one hurts, pull it out." He said I was the first patient he ever had who came in to get teeth pulled two days in a row.

 

That was when I started taking care of my teeth.

 

I miss that dentist.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

My denist loves me, i have like 1 tooth that doesn't have a filling and my teeth are all crooked and missing and horrid.

 

A specialist wanted to break my jaw and have tongue reduction surgery to fix my teeth, i said "nope"

 

Plus my diet is 70% booze and soda and candy. Healthy teeth from that for sure