Comments which don't warrant a thread.

[At Home]

I don't got a problem with suckin off Judd. But maybe carving out the Bay Area for me and Dave would be good.

[Ketamine Disaster]

I'm in Chocolate Socket. Seems right to me.

[Ravenbomb]

I'm either in the Pit or the Food Folder, neither of which I spend much time posting in.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I'm not sure if I'm CS or Judd...

[Brett Favre]

The Dark Knight fanboys should get a section. It's only the best movie ever. I rather be there than in NE sports assholes.

[Guest Smues]

 

Oh come on none of Leena's accounts (that I know of) traced to Alaska.

 

Unless you're saying that I am Leena. Rawr.

[Kinetic]

While scrolling past the Video Games folder, I misread "I Have One Month of Xbox Live" as "I Have One Month to Live." I was briefly excited by the idea of a poster pledging to live out his final days playing Madden and drinking endless bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red FTW!

[Black Lushus]

Hmmm...I believe only two Pit posters actually reside in that section noted on the map.

 

 

[Cran Da Maniac]

Im protesting aparently being in NE Sports Assholes.

 

 

I actually believe that MD is in LSD

[Kinetic]

Dubious. LSD seems to encompass some of South Carolina, all of North Carolina, and about half of Virginia.

[Cran Da Maniac]

I don't got a problem with suckin off Judd. But maybe carving out the Bay Area for me and Dave would be good.

 

 

The Land of Milk and pbone-y?

[Cran Da Maniac]

Dubious. LSD seems to encompass some of South Carolina, all of North Carolina, and about half of Virginia.

 

 

Nah, SC looks to be firmly in the Music Dorks category.

[Thoth]

While scrolling down the board, I misread "I Have One Month of Xbox Live" as "I Have One Month to Live." I was briefly excited by the idea of a poster pledging to live out his final days playing Madden and drinking endless bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red FTW!

 

Fuck that, I'd play Street Fighter and drink lychee wine. That stuff is good.

[Art Sandusky]

I hate coming home every day being sweaty as fuck and smelling like horses, but I still love my job.

 

http://www.oldsouthcarriage.com

 

What's baffling is that our website incorrectly describes our uniforms. They're the uniforms of Citadel cadets of the 1860s, not real Confederate ones.

[Guest WhackingCockDick]

My paintbrush rendering of North America is such a misshapen blob that I'm surprised anyone can place themselves anywhere.

 

What was the the catalyst for me making that thing, anyway?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

we're getting a restraining order against my brother's ex-girlfriend. She threw rocks at my dogs and threatened my kids.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Exes are getting fucking crazy these days. I have to change the locks on my door because my old spare keys (which used to be her keys until she moved out) have gone mysteriously missing since the last time she came over to pick up some stuff. She's not above breaking into my house and jacking my shit, either, as she's tried to somehow argue and lay claim to a bunch of things that are mine because we "got them while we were together, therefore they're ours."

[Nighthawk]

See? This is what happens when it becomes socially unacceptable to hit women. I'm not talking Bing Crosby beatdowns, but a smack across the mouth once in a while kept this shit from happening.

[Ketamine Disaster]

Oh, for sure. Women are like electronics. They work fine most of the time, but when they don't, a good smack gets them right back into shape.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

Oh, for sure. Women are like electronics. They work fine most of the time, but when they don't, a good smack gets them right back into shape.

[Ketamine Disaster]

Leonard Rockstein, who did you used to be? I can't track these name changes while drunk.

[CanadianGuitarist]

My paintbrush rendering of North America is such a misshapen blob that I'm surprised anyone can place themselves anywhere.

 

What was the the catalyst for me making that thing, anyway?

 

I meant to ask that myself; again, I think it had something to do with the poster tourney.

[The Niggardly King]

yeah it was comedy

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

Leonard Rockstein, who did you used to be? I can't track these name changes while drunk.

 

AndrewisyourHero. My previous claim to fame was being one of the accounts Leena hacked, resulting in my banning as a safety measure. Once it was lifted, new name, new start, you know?

[Bruiser Chong]

I came to a stop sign after leaving my mom's place tonight and there was this girl probably in her early 20s with this tiny waist and unbelievably shapely ass walking by. I waived her by to cross the street and she gave me a second look when I turned the corner after she'd crossed. I, unfortunately, wasn't able to think of a way to initiate anything with her without coming off like a potential rapist (since I was in the car and she was on foot).

[Nighthawk]

 

Where I sleep now.

[BruteSquad_BRODY]

For those keeping track of my impotency- I achieved partial orgasm (oops I meant to type erection )while half buzzed and huggging my "friend" Ashley.... Ok she's my best non male friend and I struggle to seperate sexual lust with love for a good friend. Oye

 

Serious Freudian slip in that 1st sentence

[Nighthawk]

Can't do it. I can't view my friends in a sexual context no matter how hot they are.

 

I mean, sure, I can jerk off thinking about them (and trust me, if you are female, and I know you, I have), but it's just not the same as actually lusting after them.

[Bruiser Chong]

This is true. I became pretty good friends with my neighbor when she moved in last fall and though she's attractive, I've never really felt attracted to her. Of course, if she had a decent rack and a nicer ass, this probably wouldn't be the case. As it is, I'm content with being friends with an attractive neighbor with a skinny, but shapeless body.

[At Home]

Getting back to hitting women, I'm for it.