Ask Patrick.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I finally had the idea to do one of these before the trend started up again and I felt like a retard for being so behind the curve.

 

Anyways, ask me anything and I'll answer.

[Nighthawk 0]

You're not really Patrick.

[BUTT 0]

What are your feelings on this post:

 

"No, I hate Pokemon. Pokemon is for people under the age of 10."

 

What's wrong, Lukeemon? Are you getting Ownedemon? Listen Mon, Superstaremon, Anglesaultemon, and LesnarLunaticemon are beating the shitemon out of you, Mon.

 

My adviceemon is to lay off the Sugarmon. You would be a lot calmermon then.

[tekcop 0]

Does your mother know about your drug habits?

[Art Sandusky 0]

What are your feelings on this post:

 

"No, I hate Pokemon. Pokemon is for people under the age of 10."

 

What's wrong, Lukeemon? Are you getting Ownedemon? Listen Mon, Superstaremon, Anglesaultemon, and LesnarLunaticemon are beating the shitemon out of you, Mon.

 

My adviceemon is to lay off the Sugarmon. You would be a lot calmermon then.

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One of my low points in that thread. Once I got too engaged in responding to everything he said, yipes. I was obviously three years younger then.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You're not really Patrick.

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Yes I am. Make it into the form of a question next time.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Does your mother know about your drug habits?

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Since she came back last Wednesday, she's observed the following: "You've changed." She was gone for three months, and missed a LOT of changes on my part. Didn't help that she came back right after I'd smoked a bowl for my Aqua Teen Hunger Force viewing. I was talking to her like some high-ass 60s rocker or Ryan Adams or something. Fuckin' surprises.

[Slayer 0]

She was gone for three months, and missed a LOT of changes on my part.

"My voice was changing, and I had hair where there was no hair before."

[Crimson Platypus 0]

Why does it hurt when I pee Patrick?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Ryan Adams sucks.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Incorrect.

[Sideburnious 0]

I'm seeing Ryan Adams in 12 days.

 

 

 

 

So Kotz, what are your major plans for the summer other than getting high and message board posting?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Why do men have nipples?

[NYU 0]

So....I hear you were a mod or something. What was that like?

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I'd sometimes notice that my brother would go into the bathroom, I'd hear the tap go on then he'd come out about a minute later.

 

Anyway, today when I came home early the door was part open. Our sink is right next to the door so I could see him easily. He has his eyes closed and he was listening to his MD and singing so he didn't notice me.

 

He was just standing there! In front of the sink with this wang hanging out and his hands behind his head! I just stood there staring petrified then ran off before he saw me. I should probably confront him.. but ewwww. Not to mention I saw my brothers wang.. and now I know why his Japanese girlfriend always sounds like she's dying when she sleeps over.

 

Is this common for guys to do? Anyone here do it?

[Art Sandusky 0]

She was gone for three months, and missed a LOT of changes on my part.

"My voice was changing, and I had hair where there was no hair before."

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Haha! So obvious!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why does it hurt when I pee Patrick?

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I dunno man, might wanna get that checked out or something. It's never burned when I've peed, 'cept there was kinda this time when I was high and had eaten a little bit of shrooms and taking a piss I'd held in for most of the day felt like all of the bad toxins in my body being drained. I felt much better afterward, then drove to Taco Bell and got me a couple of those half pound beef burritos. Whoof, I gorged myself. Good times.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ryan Adams sucks.

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Incorrect.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Incorrect.

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Correct.

[Art Sandusky 0]

So Kotz, what are your major plans for the summer other than getting high and message board posting?

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I'm actually looking to sign papers on a new car this week, as my mother coming back has prompted a need for more than one car in the house.

What I'm getting.

 

But I'll get it in this color:

 

Pretty bitchin', if you ask me. It's gonna have an amber interior color scheme. The saving for the road trip is going to have to be more gradual, but buying a car solves the transportation on said trip problem.

 

I'm also workin' a bunch and alternating between hating and loving summer.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why do men have nipples?

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I think it's because we all start out as females before the Y chromosome shows up. Either that or nipples are gonna come in reeeeeeeeeeally handy at some point in the next couple of million years.

[Special K 0]

I put my hamster in a sock and swung him around really fast. My friends said it was cool, like Homie the Clown.

Q: Is he going to go to heaven?

[Art Sandusky 0]

So....I hear you were a mod or something. What was that like?

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It was pretty cool, I thought. Yeah there were haters, but I didn't think the job was as awful as others said it was. The circumstances under which I was knocked off the staff (as well as AoO) were the only black mark, as I wouldn't have minded if I was given a good reason. I'm kinda glad I'm not a moderator on this new style board though. Makes me feel as though this generation of the board will have a new group take over and I got in before the changeover, like when Tommy Dreamer beat Raven. Fuck yeah I said that.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'd sometimes notice that my brother would go into the bathroom, I'd hear the tap go on then he'd come out about a minute later.

 

Anyway, today when I came home early the door was part open. Our sink is right next to the door so I could see him easily. He has his eyes closed and he was listening to his MD and singing so he didn't notice me.

 

He was just standing there! In front of the sink with this wang hanging out and his hands behind his head! I just stood there staring petrified then ran off before he saw me. I should probably confront him.. but ewwww. Not to mention I saw my brothers wang.. and now I know why his Japanese girlfriend always sounds like she's dying when she sleeps over.

 

Is this common for guys to do? Anyone here do it?

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I dunno about having my tallywhacker dangling around, but I think we've all done a faux musical performance of some kind in front of a mirror at some point.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I put my hamster in a sock and swung him around really fast. My friends said it was cool, like Homie the Clown.

Q: Is he going to go to  heaven?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah man, he'll be cool.

[Special K 0]

<3 ^

[Crimson Platypus 0]

Thanks for the prompt answer Fluffy DeLorean Richdale/Patrick/Kotz!

 

Speaking of Taco Bell, my second question is this:

 

What is in the meat there that is so damn yummy?

[Slayer 0]

She was gone for three months, and missed a LOT of changes on my part.

"My voice was changing, and I had hair where there was no hair before."

Haha! So obvious!

Not every insult can be a James Joyce styled burrito of wit.

 

Sometimes it's just better (plus less effort) to state the obvious

[Aero 0]

What's your favorite Schwarzenegger movie?

[tekcop 0]

Do you think Schwarzenegger will ever become Preisdent?