Ripper Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 So last night, I am going to the movies close to my apartment...like right around the block. The only reason I ever go to this theater is because it is close and I am lazy. If not for the closeness I would never go because it is always full of young white highschool kids. The kind that stand around in their abercomie and fitch and do dumb shit like punch each other to see who can take the pain or scream as loud as they can at a quiet part of the movie or what ever. But I was going to see Crash so I thought "rightfully so" that noone would be in there to see that. So I am leaving out with my girl and we are walking to the car. While we are walking I see a black kid standing over to the side and it looks like he has a video camera i see the little light, but I am not sure. I then look up and notice these three white kids walking towards me, all making that wierd "I am trying not to look at you " eye contact and pretending to have a conversation while walking towards me. Now I have seen enough Happy Slapperz videos or those vids of kids taking sucker punches on people to think something is up but I thought maybe I was being paranoid but I was going to watch these fuckers as close as possible. So we keep walking by each other and right when they are almost at the side, one of them swings, but since I was ready for it I just blocked and tried to take his fucking jaw off from the side. While I didn't get him as good as I would have liked, he was a pussy cause he went down pretty hard. As I have mentioned plenty of times, I am too small to take a punch so I figure I better get at least one of the other two while they are suprised at their friend being floored, so I go for the biggest one. the fucker turns his head at the last second and I ended up hitting him in the fucking tooth and he had braces so while it did split him open it completely fucked up my hand and all it did was make him stagger back holding his mouth. The other tried to do that "I suck at fighting so I am going to go head first at your stomach and try to tackle you, but I just put up my knee and kicked him in the face when he hit the ground. I had on timberlands(a new pair of wheat ones too dammit) so that put him out so all that was left was the big guy, but then out of nowhere these two big country white guys tackled the shit out of him from nowhere. One of them kicked him and he had on cowboy boots so I know that shit had to hurt. So after the cops get there, and statements are giving and I am given stiches for my fucked up hand we get to go home like 5 hours later. I am going to press charges, but they didn't find the video camera kid. I wish he had jumped in because honestly, I would've took the video camera and not mention it. Mine is broken. So now I have a fucked up hand, have to get some blood work done to make sure I didn't catch anything from that fat fuck, and I am going to have to go to court probably if one of the little spoiled fuckers claim that they didn't do it. I forgot to mention that when the parents came to the station, they were talking about how I must have attacked their sons dispite the witnesses that said other wise. I wanted to punch the glass jawed fuckers dad in the face after some of the shit he was spewing. But that wouldn't have exactly helped the situation.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 I am sorry that you're in pain but you sir are my hero. Stupid kids..,
Carnival Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 I hate people. I'm glad you beat the shit outta of em. Kudos Ripper. I wish you would have murdered them and got away with it.
Ripper Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Posted June 24, 2005 The funniest part was the two cowboys that really hit the SHIT out of the big guy. And their huge belt buckles were shimmering in the moonlight like superheros. The basically pulled a Total Elimination on the guy only with tackles instead of the usual combination.
Carnival Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 I find it ironic the Hick cowboys save the black man. When i saw "Big country white guys" in the story. I seriously feared for you. I was like shit he got hurt pretty bad. I actually re-read that part to make sure they attacked the other guy.
Sideburnious Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Fair fucks to you man, I'm glad theirs some justice against shits like that. And what the fuck was the father saying to you? You should have waited for him outside, knocked the shit out of him, and then claim that he tried to attack you for what happend to his son and you just used self defence again.
Guest Fook Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Good on you Ripper. Fucking dumbshit kids today...
Ripper Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Posted June 24, 2005 Fair fucks to you man, I'm glad theirs some justice against shits like that. And what the fuck was the father saying to you? You should have waited for him outside, knocked the shit out of him, and then claim that he tried to attack you for what happend to his son and you just used self defence again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He was implying that I was trying to mug the three of them and that video camera boy was there with me. Of course this makes no sense as, why would I mug three people and call the cops? He was also trying to imply that because I was a black guy I was the criminal. He kept saying "Look at this guy and look at my son...I think you know who attacked who." Honestly, it looked like the cop wanted to punch him then. And apparently they had a report of someone doing something like this to a lady close to the area at the bus station (the Bus station is down the street from the movies) so it was probably them that did it to her and who knows how many times they did it and the people just didn't report it.
Brett Favre Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Oo..I don't know how you'd restrain yourself like that after the comment made by that kid's father. Good shit.
Crimson Platypus Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Fair fucks to you man, I'm glad theirs some justice against shits like that. And what the fuck was the father saying to you? You should have waited for him outside, knocked the shit out of him, and then claim that he tried to attack you for what happend to his son and you just used self defence again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He was implying that I was trying to mug the three of them and that video camera boy was there with me. Of course this makes no sense as, why would I mug three people and call the cops? He was also trying to imply that because I was a black guy I was the criminal. He kept saying "Look at this guy and look at my son...I think you know who attacked who." Honestly, it looked like the cop wanted to punch him then. And apparently they had a report of someone doing something like this to a lady close to the area at the bus station (the Bus station is down the street from the movies) so it was probably them that did it to her and who knows how many times they did it and the people just didn't report it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those cops must be pretty fucking incompetent if they can't figure out that these kids are (probably) the same that did it to that lady at the Bus Station. They should get a search warrant and go have a peek at the kids' rooms, I bet they have the videos of this bullshit still in their VCRs or DVDs or whatever. Nice job punching the fuck out of some little bitch ass punks. That whole black guy = criminal shit pisses me off too. That's just absurd. So you jumped the three of them? Okay.
Ripper Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Posted June 24, 2005 Oh they aren't. When the guy said the whole "My son has never commited a crime before. Look at him and look at this guy...." Blah blah blah the cop was like. "Well, actually, a lady got attacked last week down the street at the bus station by 3 white kids and a black kid with a video camera, so yeah, I think you son has commited a crime before." I laughed and that made the cop kinda smile the that just pissed the dad off more which made me laugh harder.
Carnival Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 You beat their asses then called the cops. makes sense. I hate fathers like that, their sons can do no wrong! It's like living through your son when he's playing sports, fuckin fags.
Crimson Platypus Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Yeah, and if I was one of those kids my dad would do two things: 1. Beat my ass for being stupid and breaking the law and getting caught. 2. Beat my ass again for letting a dude Ripper's size kick me, and two friends of mine's asses.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 That's Road House shit there. Awesome.
Ripper Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Posted June 24, 2005 2. Beat my ass again for letting a dude Ripper's size kick me, and two friends of mine's asses. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is probably what he was really pissed about.
Crimson Platypus Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 From what I remember you are a pretty small dude, no offense intended but that would be what I was pissed about if it was my kid.
Guest BrokenWings Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 How old were they? That's awesome, Rip. If they find the video, you should ask for a copy.
Guest SP-1 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 Ripper is my hero of the day. After doing a little research, all I have to say is that if this were to happen to any of the girls in my particular group of friends, there'd be trouble. Note: I'm not saying Ripper is a girl. The articles I read said indicated that girls/old women tended to be targets. These guys deviated from that plan and got busted up for it. Good on Ripper.
Ced Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 Goddammit, why can't any of the pricks that deserve to be beaten hit me for no justifiable reason so I can dish out the self defense? Ripper, if video of that shit ever falls into your hands, you must distribute it on the net for all of us to see.
A Happy Medium Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 Don't mean to be a wrestling geek but... When the two big guys with belt buckles ran in, they should've had the theme from "McLintock!" playing.
Corey_Lazarus Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 \m/ Good thing you don't carry a piece or a knife for self defense, man. You would've been FUCKED if the cops found that on you while making statements.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 26, 2005 Report Posted June 26, 2005 Not if it was legal. I've never had a problem with police as far as my weaponry is concerned.
Guest Brian Posted June 26, 2005 Report Posted June 26, 2005 Not if it was legal. I've never had a problem with police as far as my weaponry is concerned. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's because you're white.
MrRant Posted June 27, 2005 Report Posted June 27, 2005 Ripper is my hero of the day. After doing a little research, all I have to say is that if this were to happen to any of the girls in my particular group of friends, there'd be trouble. Note: I'm not saying Ripper is a girl. The articles I read said indicated that girls/old women tended to be targets. These guys deviated from that plan and got busted up for it. Good on Ripper. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well you know girls = old women = short black folk. Did you yell out anything interesting while punching them?
Gert T Posted June 27, 2005 Report Posted June 27, 2005 This should serve as future reference for people who are in a situation where you are outnumbered and the fight is imminent. You absolutely be the aggressor and try to surprise them. Kudos to your strategizing on the spot. Did the other 2 guys that beat the one kid up bolt after the fight was over?
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