Your ass is grass!

[Shooting Star 0]

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard in WWE. Right up there with Heyman in ONS. What's everyone's opinion on how the mexicools are being handled?

[UZI Suicide 0]

I love it.

[Guest Coffey]

It seems as if they should be offended by the stereotyping but as long as they're kicking peoples asses, they probably don't mind. It'll hurt them when the push ends and they become hoss fodder.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

That wasn't even the line.

 

It's "Your ass is grass, and we're the lawnmowers."

[Shooting Star 0]

Can't wait for their first match. I don't think WWE is gonna let them do their usual spotsfests though.

[claydude14 0]

I can't wait for the bWo/Mexicools 6 man tag feud.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Coming to a Great American Bash near you...

[art_vandelay 0]

Best part about this was when Tazz said in response, "Lobmows, what's lowmows?"

 

They're such badasses when they're kicking guy's asses, but when you give them the mic no one can understand half of what they're saying. I think they could totally benefit with some sort of mouthpiece.

[CBright7831 0]

Finally, a thread not pertaining to the terrorist beatdown on Thursday night.

 

I love the lawnmower they come out on. In their debut, did they come out riding that thing?

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

I don't recall Heyman saying anything funny at ONS, but the Mexicools are indeed gold.

 

A million billion dollars to anyone who brings a "Juventud is a Mexi-can't" sign to the next Smackdown.

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

Finally, a thread not pertaining to the terrorist beatdown on Thursday night.

 

I love the lawnmower they come out on. In their debut, did they come out riding that thing?

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Yes.

[claydude14 0]

It's the Mexican Limo 2005.

 

I guess the start of the bWo/Mexicool feud will have the bWo impersonating them. I'd have Stevie as the Juice, Nova Psychosis and Meanie as Super Crazy (based on both using moonsaults). Mexicools gotta win the feud.

[Shooting Star 0]

I don't recall Heyman saying anything funny at ONS, but the Mexicools are indeed gold.

 

A million billion dollars to anyone who brings a "Juventud is a Mexi-can't" sign to the next Smackdown.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

What he said to JBL and the crowd going OOOOOOOH!

[Dangerous A 0]

It was reported in the latest Observer that Vince McMahon himself was very impressed with the debut of the Mexicools and loves the energy they have brought in their segments.

 

I'd like to pray Vince continues to be impressed and protect them. Of course, this is WWE and that won't last for long.

[Epic Reine 0]

I love this angle. I thought it would pretty childish and offensive when I read the spoilers for their first appearence but I wound up loving these guys. Juvi and Psicosis are absoutley hilarious. They don't need a mouthpiece, let them keep cutting promos.

[Epic Reine 0]

Double Post.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Psicosis needs a mask, and that long-pants work thing he wears seems to give him problems with the Guillotine Legdrop twice now.

[claydude14 0]

Psychosis is hillarious as is. At ONS he wore the mask with wig to ring; to take it off and reveal short hair.

 

Then he debuted on Velocity WEARING the mask and wig.

 

Then he debuted in the Mexicools with extensions.

 

Now he's back to the short hair; but green.

 

He's my favorite Mexicool although Juice is not far behind; as far as mic work goes. Psychosis just always sounds ridiculous. Always grabbin the mic. The first time they showed up and he kept ringing the bell; it was just too much. Great stuff. Super Crazy's my favorite worker; but I think he prooved this past week that he should be kept away from the mic; which will unfourtantley make him the 3rd guy between leader the Juice and crazy dude Psychosis.

[Guest Ransome]

I like the Mexicools, but where do they go for here? Clearly they would strengthen the Cruiserweight division (indeed, they *are* three quarters of the Cruiserweight division already) but is winning the Cruiserweight title the right direction for them to go? The Cruiserweight title is simply no longer a valuable title, especially considering the calibre of champions over the past year have included Chavo Guerrero Sr, Jacqueline and Funaki (although, of course, Paul London is doing fine with it at the moment).

 

The Mexicools might be better served as a general midcard stable, but again, who do they feud with ?

[notJames 0]

They'd work better as goofy faces, because as bad-ass racist heels, I'm not buying it. Their Spanglish promos are more funny than serious, and I have a feeling they'll become Kaientai 2005 to the bWo's Oddities before too long.

 

I say, just have them triple-team hosses (heel or face), and let the fans decide what they think of them. You know they'll just be fed to the Brock anyway.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

Give Juvi the US belt, Psicosis and Super Crazy the tag belts.

 

 

 

Do it.

[zyn081 0]

I don't recall Heyman saying anything funny at ONS, but the Mexicools are indeed gold.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

He had a go at Bischoff, Edge (bringing up being a gf stealer and Matt) and saying that JBL was only WWE Champion cause HHH didnt want to work on both shows.

 

FN hillarious he was, thank god I wasnt drinking at the time.

 

It was reported in the latest Observer that Vince McMahon himself was very impressed with the debut of the Mexicools and loves the energy they have brought in their segments.

 

I'd like to pray Vince continues to be impressed and protect them. Of course, this is WWE and that won't last for long.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Hopefully so. I still would prefer doing a more serious storyline though.

 

(although, of course, Paul London is doing fine with it at the moment).

 

The Mexicools might be better served as a general midcard stable, but again, who do they feud with ?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

London is doing what right now that is so fine?

 

They should be, tag titles and US.

[Dangerous A 0]

I find it funny that a lot of people like the Mexicools, but it seems almost like fate that they will end up getting killed by a guy like Taker or JBL all because they'll say something like "I need to look strong for such and such event, I need to kill some small guys, NOW!"

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I keep saying every week in the SD thread that they should just be called

 

D-Mex because they remind me too much of a mexican version of D-X.

[Elbarto997 0]

Not nearly as good as the old '99 (Syx)X-Pac-HHH standby of "Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna smoke it!"

[Guest seth86]

I was just watching an old Robin Williams movie, Good Morning Vietnam, and a character said the exact same lawnmower line. Funny.

[Shooting Star 0]

I don't think they would loose much by jobbing to a big guy..I remember Jung Dragons being put all in the Steiner Recliner at the same time and loosing and nothing really happened. They'll never be main eventers anyways...

[Vampiro69 0]

If they make a shirt for the Mexicools I would possibly buy it.