Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her 2004/11/10 Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries. Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened. The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat. The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters. Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided. Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy. "Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she. When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance. When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing. It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.
Guest Fook Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 Couldn't the women get each other off? Or have I been watching too much porn?
King Cucaracha Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. SINCE WHEN!?!
AndrewTS Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 The intimate details, and especially the description of what happened after the hospital visit, screams "fake" or "urban legend." "The woman's name was Svetlana." Was sex with Carl or Master Shake really that much more disgusting to her?
Krankor Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 A cat? Whatever happened to a vibrator... I thought that the two women should have just gone down on each other, but then I thought they were probably fat. Poor Boris. Losing his wife to a cat. Pathetic. What are these names, Russian?
Nighthawk Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences Lie. Bestiality is usually harmless.
AndrewTS Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences Lie. Bestiality is usually harmless. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Other instances mentioned on this board would disagree. Well, it's usually harmless for the person, anyway.
Guest StylesMark Posted July 11, 2005 Report Posted July 11, 2005 It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. SINCE WHEN!?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha! Don't be a square Frankie!!
Sideburnious Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Well the story isnt said where its set so it could be in Russia. And aload of beastality takes place in Holland and shit. That and this story is probably bullshit. Whats the source?
Guest rawmvp Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Yes, those names are Russian. Why Holland?
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 If this story isn't fake, I dont know what is. Well, it may have happened, but to make a paper? come on.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Talk about Russian, and BAM! rawmvp appears.
Sideburnious Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Why Holland? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh i'm just generalising because I was at the "Sexo Museum" in Amsterdam and in one of the "darker/explicit" sections they had aload of beastality pictures on the wall. Besides, almost everything is legal in Holland.
nl5xsk1 Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 a) as has been well documented, I agree with Milky ... bestiality is normally harmless. And should be viewed with less disdain by the masses, but maybe that's just me. b) Holland makes perfect sense because a fair amount of animal sex films are produced there ... but the fact that the story describes the woman as wearing 'a jumper' leads me to believe that this happened in the UK. c) technically, the whole story leads me to believe that this isn't true at all. Maybe the cat wanted to steal her vital organs and then put AIDS infected needles into the phone's receiver, but just got lazy and clawed her snatch instead.
Ripper Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Now...why should fucking an animal be viewed with less disdain?
nl5xsk1 Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Ripper, I thought it was well known that I'm a proponent of animal sex ... I don't dig when the animals get penetrated (I'm not a freak*) but I don't find bestiality that disgusting at all. *yes, I'm being facetious when I say that I'm not a freak
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 13, 2005 Report Posted July 13, 2005 So, the pussy eats YOU... Far out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The circle of life is complete. Or something.
The Czech Republic Posted July 13, 2005 Report Posted July 13, 2005 So, the pussy eats YOU... Far out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh man, now that I look back and note the Russian names, this really does have all the makings of a Yakov Smirnov joke.
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