Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest wildpegasus]

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SMACKDOWN SPOILERS FROM ROCHESTER, NEW YORK: HOUR ONE

by Mike Johnson @ 9:30:00 PM on 7/26/2005

 

 

Eric Buttaccio called in the following from the Smackdown taping in Rochester, New York:

 

Smackdown:

 

*Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long came out to announce the main event for Summerslam when JBL came to the ring and said that his contract stipulates he gets a rematch with Batista and that makes him the number one contender, not the Undertaker. Long announces JBL vs. Undertaker for later tonight with the winner being the number one contender to Batista's WWE World championship.

 

*Chris Benoit & Booker T defeated WWE United States champion Orlando Jordan & Christian when Benoit forced Jordan to tap out to the Crippler Crossface. Christian had the chance to save Jordan but instead walked out.

 

*Backstage Road Warrior Animal told Heidenreich it was time for the "next step" and began shaving his hair into a mohawk.

 

*WWE World Tag Team champions Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich defeated Chris Hamrick & Chuck Tealy (name here may be wrong).

 

*Backstage, MNM announced they had hired a publicist (it was WWE developmental diva Jillian Hall). The publicist announced Melina vs. Torrie Wilson for later tonight.

 

*Rey Mysterio came out with his son Dominic. Eddie Guerrero came out and said that even though he promised not to reveal the secret, he lied. He reveals that he, not Rey is Dominic's father. Dominic hops the railing and runs away through the crowd, with Rey chasing him. Eddie says that back when he and his wife were separated, he "got a sl** pregnant" with Dominic, and he "out of the goodness of his heart" allowed Rey and his wife to adopt him because they couldn't have children. They played it off like more would be revealed next week.

[CanadianChris 0]

PLEASE tell me they're going to put the US title on Christian, at least. Throw me a bone here.

[Guest *KNK*]

Great work on the timeline.

 

Dominic is 7.

 

Unless im wrong, but didnt they seperate much later?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Please let them find something for Christien to do. That's all I'm saying.

[iliketurtles 0]

I had a feeling they were going to go down that uncreative route.

[Guest Fook]

I was hoping the secret was something more than "I AM YOUR FATHER!"

 

I hope that this does lead to a high profile feud for Christian, but it's probably just a quickie thing to set up a four-way for the US title at Summerslam.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

*Backstage Road Warrior Animal told Heidenreich it was time for the "next step" and began shaving his hair into a mohawk.

 

CREE-EE-EEPY

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Someone tell Heidenreich to watch out for the step that falls off the back of the TitanTron.

[Guest *KNK*]

I can't believe Eddy went along with the timeline error of his "son" being born before he and his wife split up.

[Guest Fook]

Next week: Heidenreich no-sells a piledriver!

[AlaskanHero 0]

I was hoping for a better secret, but I will say it's not as bad as it could've been. It's still shitty, but not as shitty as it potentially could've been.

[Precious Roy 0]

Eddie says that back when he and his wife were separated, he "got a sl** pregnant" with Dominic, and he "out of the goodness of his heart" allowed Rey and his wife to adopt him because they couldn't have children.

 

Called it to the fucking letter.

 

And they couldn't come up with better jobbers for LOL2005 than CONFEDERATE CURRENCY and some asshole?!?!

[BorneAgain 0]

If this U.S. title situation does lead to fatal four way at Summerslam Christian has to win in. He needs a championship more than practically anyone on the Smackdown roster let alone in the other three guys.

[RedJed 0]

I can't believe Eddy went along with the timeline error of his "son" being born before he and his wife split up.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You DO realize that a very itsy bitsy minority of people even know that? Its kind of a non factor in the big scheme of things in that the angle is incredibly predictable, but I guess it serves it purpose - next big match at SummerSlam.

[AndrewTS 0]

Next week: Heidenreich no-sells a piledriver!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm surprised Heidy hasn't done "WEEEEEEELL!" yet.

 

Eric Buttaccio

 

People make up internet aliases for a reason, fella.

 

*Backstage, MNM announced they had hired a publicist (it was WWE developmental diva Jillian Hall). The publicist announced Melina vs. Torrie Wilson for later tonight.

 

...

[Guest *KNK*]

I can't believe Eddy went along with the timeline error of his "son" being born before he and his wife split up.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You DO realize that a very itsy bitsy minority of people even know that? Its kind of a non factor in the big scheme of things in that the angle is incredibly predictable, but I guess it serves it purpose - next big match at SummerSlam.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I know the fans wont catch onto it but I would have liked Eddy to have stopped for a second and went "wait a second".

[BUTT 0]

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

[Angle-plex 0]

But when will Heidenreich become a drunk and fall off the titantron?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

At least there won't be a three-way at SummerSlam...

 

Wait...

[razazteca 0]

Next week: Heidenreich no-sells a piledriver!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm surprised Heidy hasn't done "WEEEEEEELL!" yet.

They need to get Paul Heyman as their manager so Heidenreich can say "WELL, TELL 'EM PAUL!"

[claydude14 0]

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was there, and yea. But not just a mole. It's pretty much a tumor growth around one of her ears. Pretty gross. There's a backstage segment where Melina introduce the boys to her and of course camera side we see her good side the whole time. Then she turns away and the tumor thingy is on camera, insert crowd reaction of what they thought was a good looking women (still is though no doubt). I don't know how the crowd responded to her when she came to the ring because I was at the concessions at this point.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was there, and yea. But not just a mole. It's pretty much a tumor growth around one of her ears. Pretty gross. There's a backstage segment where Melina introduce the boys to her and of course camera side we see her good side the whole time. Then she turns away and the tumor thingy is on camera, insert crowd reaction of what they thought was a good looking women (still is though no doubt). I don't know how the crowd responded to her when she came to the ring because I was at the concessions at this point.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

= Ratings.

[Guest Trecko]

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was there, and yea. But not just a mole. It's pretty much a tumor growth around one of her ears. Pretty gross. There's a backstage segment where Melina introduce the boys to her and of course camera side we see her good side the whole time. Then she turns away and the tumor thingy is on camera, insert crowd reaction of what they thought was a good looking women (still is though no doubt). I don't know how the crowd responded to her when she came to the ring because I was at the concessions at this point.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

....wtf?

 

And I'm assuming Eddie will then explain he's also the father of Rey's daughter, considering he said Rey and his wife "couldn't have kids"? Or will there be a third wheel thrown in as the father of Aaliyah?

[BHK 0]

At least there won't be a three-way at SummerSlam...

 

Wait...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

I'm assuming there will be a doublue pin/no finish to Taker/JBL leading to the 3-way.

[KingPK 0]

Does MNM's publicist have a giant mole?

I was there, and yea. But not just a mole. It's pretty much a tumor growth around one of her ears. Pretty gross. There's a backstage segment where Melina introduce the boys to her and of course camera side we see her good side the whole time. Then she turns away and the tumor thingy is on camera, insert crowd reaction of what they thought was a good looking women (still is though no doubt). I don't know how the crowd responded to her when she came to the ring because I was at the concessions at this point.

 

....wtf?

 

 

It's just yet another case of Creative ripping off an Austin Powers movie (Goldmember, in this case.)

[Aero 0]

*Melina (with Jilliam Hall) pinned Torrie Wilson (with Candice Michelle) with her feet on the ropes.

 

*Backstage, The Mexicools are mistaken to be concession workers.

 

*William Regal vs. Scotty Too Hotty never took place as The Mexicools came out carrying concession items and attacked them both. Psicosis shoved the referee as well.

 

*JBL pinned The Undertaker to become the number one contender to the WWE World championship after Randy Orton hit Taker with an RKO.

 

Dark Match:

 

*WWE World champion Batista pinned JBL with a Batista Bomb.

[claydude14 0]

The Regal-Hotty match was such a clear sign of Mexicool antics. Especially because Regal got announced before back from commercials, because his entrance was interupted by Summerslam promo; and then his music faded back in I assume as Smackdown! did. Then Scotty came out to a ridiculous pop.

[CanadianChick 0]

Aw, London isn't on Smackdown again. Was he on Velocity?

[Guest JMA]

Way to cop-out on Taker being the number one contender--I was actually looking forward to Batista vs. Taker. Don't get me wrong, the match probably won't be any good, but it could get lots of heat if they booked both Taker and Batista as equally unstoppible.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

*Melina (with Jilliam Hall) pinned Torrie Wilson (with Candice Michelle) with her feet on the ropes.

This have really become the most overused finish in the fed of late