Carnival Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Eminem is a thousand times cooler than the Insane Clown Posse, and Eminem isn't even that cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've never encountered any ICP fans, or Juggalos, have you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most Juggalos make me embarassed to like ICP.
MikeJordan23 Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 There's plenty. A lot of rappers are wrestling fans. Redman was at a Ring of Honor show last year. "You not the Million Dollar Man, niigga, you Virgil - Joe Budden "I'm a rapper that would slap ya Grip then lick at your dome like the Buschwackers" - Jr Writer "I freak beats Slamming like Iron Sheik" - Nas "I powerbomb that ass like Kevin Nash" - Ludacris "I'd have a harder time battling John Cena" - Copywrite diss to Eso "I turned on wrestling and Goldberg was like Chino...that's a big niigga" - Chino xL "I'll throw a pick in your face like Razor Ramon" - Jr Writer Dip Set sampled the Undertaker and Goldust theme songs... Bret Hart is in a rap song with a group called the Rascals, called "SharpShooter" On the radio game called himself the Sting of rap. Cause he's the loner (After the G-Unit incident) and said "I'ma Owen Hart one of these rappers"
Gary Floyd Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Eminem is a thousand times cooler than the Insane Clown Posse, and Eminem isn't even that cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've never encountered any ICP fans, or Juggalos, have you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most Juggalos make me embarassed to like ICP. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank God. You seem like a pretty sane guy, so I figured you weren't like most ICP fans. Granted, I hate ICP, but it's good to see a sane one.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 "I turned on wrestling and Goldberg was like Chino...that's a big niigga" - Chino xL What song was this on? "I King Kong n*ggas like Gorilla Monsoon" (or something like that) Busta Rhymes, I make sure everything remains raw, The Coming...
ZGangsta Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 That song Northern Touch by Rascals, Choclair, Kardinal, etc had the line: I like chillin, monday night Raw watching me and Daneo at the Sky Dome when it's in town my peoples know I just be regular so haters start dissin
Special K Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 "King Kong Bundy looks like a penis in a busted black condom" ICP's announcing makes up for their rapping. It's hilarious.
Carnival Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Them announcing is the funniest shit ever. If you haven't heard em, I suggest trying to to get your hands on "StrangleMania 2" or "JCW vol.1" those are the best.
JHawk Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Eminem and Redman in "Off the Wall" had a Tony Atlas reference. Can't remember the line to save my life though.
Carnival Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 ICP - "fuck the world" - Fuck your idea, Fuck your gonarrhea(sp), Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia ICP - "3 Rings" (original) - You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak, Just cause my toes curls like the iron shiek ICP - "Cherry Pie" - I need a hoe, who can use me for my money (Ching ching) I need a bitch, like Chris Candido's baby Sunny (Whoo whoo) Jamie Madrox from Twiztid- Whatchin' my favorite wrestling pay-per-views, On a 100 foot screen Televison tube With that fast forward button I can fly past the jobbers while eating pizza getting fat Violent J from ICP - Chinese stars, I throw these For the Dark Lot-eese I represent the dead Louise Spicolli's And Bruiser Brodie's
pochorenella Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 There's a song by this british boy band, Five, that mentions a few wrestlers like Stone Cold and Jimmy Snuka, IIRC. Don't ask me how I know that shit.
Gary Floyd Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 "King Kong Bundy looks like a penis in a busted black condom" ICP's announcing makes up for their rapping. It's hilarious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree with that. It's hilarious stuff. They should quit their "music" career and simply be announcers.
Fartsauce Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Posted August 5, 2005 It just came to me that Cypress Hill has a Kurt Angle reference in a song. I forget which one however.
Carnival Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 How about rappers with championship belts? I saw a Paster Troy video a few years back and he had the WCW Replica, and Paul Wall has the IC replica in the Still Tippin Mike Jones video.
MikeJordan23 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 "I turned on wrestling and Goldberg was like Chino...that's a big niigga" - Chino xL What song was this on? "I King Kong n*ggas like Gorilla Monsoon" (or something like that) Busta Rhymes, I make sure everything remains raw, The Coming... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I Told You So
Toshiaki Koala Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 Bret Hart is in a rap song with a group called the Rascals, called "SharpShooter" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait... you mean the song mentions him, or he's actually in the song - as in rapping? If it's the second one, someone must upload it LAST WEEK.
MikeJordan23 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 Bret Hart is in a rap song with a group called the Rascals, called "SharpShooter" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait... you mean the song mentions him, or he's actually in the song - as in rapping? If it's the second one, someone must upload it LAST WEEK. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL he doesn't rap he just says "I'm the best there is the best there was...etc.." in the chorus.
Toshiaki Koala Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 He's no Randy Savage, I guess. Or Tatanka. "I got the vibe from the tribe, so let me be brrrrrief... I'm the warrior Indian chief!"
Ravenbomb Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Eminem is a thousand times cooler than the Insane Clown Posse, and Eminem isn't even that cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've never encountered any ICP fans, or Juggalos, have you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most Juggalos make me embarassed to like ICP. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank God. You seem like a pretty sane guy, so I figured you weren't like most ICP fans. Granted, I hate ICP, but it's good to see a sane one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <<< two sane ones
k thx Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Praise. Doom is a WWE fan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Other Doom lyrics: El Chupa Libre "Mixed between Superfly Snuka and a super ho" No Snakes Alive "Prepare to get smacked back in the ring like Bob Backlund" And, best of all, Fazers: "A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cena"
cameron chaos Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Slayed MC’s back in the rec room era/My style broke motherfuckin' backs like Ken Patera - Genius, Shadowboxin' Skankin' Pickle wrote Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan" When I was 15 years old I weighed only 96 lbs Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids My body started to swell My penis didn't look too well After deep thought meditation I joined the Wrestling Federation When I step into the ring Little Hulksters scream & shout Although I'm feeling really I can't keep my hair from falling out Macho grabs me by the hair Throws me up into the air There goes another 60 strands Out into the screaming fans I'm Hulk Hogan I am losing all my hair Get crunk or get ghost, I'm jumping off the ropes Elbow drop like Randy Savage fucking around with third coast - Lil Mario on the Archie Lee track Get Crunk Or Get Ghost Yo 4th, turn it up a peak, make the speaker tweet Iron sheik camel clutch a beat, rappers take your seats - Beretta 9 on the Inspectah Deck track 9th Chamber
nl5xsk1 Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 I don't remember the actual song title or the exact quote, but Gangsta Nip namedropped "Maniac" Mark Lewin on a song. BTW, I think we did a thread just like this like a year or so ago ... not being a dick, saying "OMG, read the archives before starting a new thread" ... just saying there's probably more in that thread.
snuffbox Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Them announcing is the funniest shit ever. If you haven't heard em, I suggest trying to to get your hands on "StrangleMania 2" or "JCW vol.1" those are the best. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shut the fuck up...thats nothing for you to speculate about goddamnit!
Carnival Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 "God so help me, Gweedo. If he powerbombs him on those tacks, I'm gonna have to do something about it!" Another ICP song mentioning a wrestler: "I paint my face like a clown, other times i paint it like Sting and come down, the rafters up at the mall, and old folks to the ropes, and chop their throats." Another rapper with a wrestling belt in video: Esham video for "One Hundred" he wears the million dollar belt.
art_vandelay Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Bret Hart is in a rap song with a group called the Rascals, called "SharpShooter" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait... you mean the song mentions him, or he's actually in the song - as in rapping? If it's the second one, someone must upload it LAST WEEK. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL he doesn't rap he just says "I'm the best there is the best there was...etc.." in the chorus. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The song was made for the Wrestling With Shadows soundtrack. That line in the chorus is just a sample from a promo he cut in the WWF that made it into the movie. He is in the video, though. The Rascalz rescue him from some mad scientist by throwing records and mics. Bret then does away with the scientist by giving him the softest looking scoop slam I have ever seen. Then the Rascalz continue rapping as Bret pumps his fist to the beat, looking exactly like how you'd expect any 40 year-old Western Canadian to look while doing so.
Lord of The Curry Posted August 7, 2005 Report Posted August 7, 2005 Super-lame, I believe, is the term.
Kapoutman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Posted August 8, 2005 I love Bret Hart, but even I cringed when I saw him in that Rascals video.
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