NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 Besides dissapearing from the music scene, I guess she made time to get knocked up and have a baby with some random guy....last time I saw her she was stripping down for Maxim..... http://www.thesuperficial.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 This isn't news, Mike. You didn't know? It's one of those I married my producer deals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 Shit! I love her music and her body. She's one of the most beautiful women around, the same age as me, and an incredibly talented musician. She was right up there with Ashlee Simpson on the list of women I intended to shag rotten after hitting it big with my music career. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 The superficial.com story says that Branch 'hasnt been heard from for 5 years' and has an 'ugly clown face with a trucker hat'. Minimal brains tells us that Branch has been gone no more than a year and a half or so...and his opinion of her appearence seems based soley on that one photo at the website. What a fool virgin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There needs to be a law that stops 40 something slimy record producers/talent managers from molesting nubile young female singers/starlets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Damn You Helmsley Report post Posted August 5, 2005 I hope this isn't the next step for Vanessa Carlton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2005 What would the next step be.... make a movie like Glitter and have her career go down hill? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2005 Damn that really sucks. She was awful hot, and a pretty good singer. However, I'm sure her manager/dirty old man/husband isnt complaining about getting to fuck her at his leisure. God bless him, indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 I hope this isn't the next step for Vanessa Carlton. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> she married the 30 something year old singer of Third Eye Blind who produced her last album. Which is almost like marrying a scumbag, slimey 40 something manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 The superficial.com story says that Branch 'hasnt been heard from for 5 years' and has an 'ugly clown face with a trucker hat'. Minimal brains tells us that Branch has been gone no more than a year and a half or so...and his opinion of her appearence seems based soley on that one photo at the website. What a fool virgin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The superficial also encourages zombies eating homeless people after giving them food or money (I forget which it was). You really shouldn't view the site's written material as entire truthful, accurate, or serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Damn You Helmsley Report post Posted August 12, 2005 she married the 30 something year old singer of Third Eye Blind who produced her last album. Which is almost like marrying a scumbag, slimey 40 something manager. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She did? Well her career is as good as over anyway. Intrigue over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2005 The article says that the husband is her bass player, not her manager. Not sure how old he is, though. What a crappy 2,000th post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2005 Shit! I love her music and her body. She's one of the most beautiful women around, the same age as me, and an incredibly talented musician. She was right up there with Ashlee Simpson on the list of women I intended to shag rotten after hitting it big with my music career. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My sarcasmeter is broken. Can anyone help me out with this post? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renegade 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2005 Besides those deeply airbrushed maxim pictures, I've yet to see a pleasant picture of her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2005 I hate the notion that females keep being fed, which is that they are sooo much more mature then their male counterparts, thus need to go seek out a boyfriend 20 years their elder. Next thing you know they are divorced with two kids, at the age of 30. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2005 I'll like it when I marry a 17-year-old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2005 Damn that really sucks. She was awful hot, and a pretty good singer... Was? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Holy Shit Carrot Top is fucking ripped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wasn't her manager but a member of her band. Bass Player like someone else mentioned. He's in his forties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 That's even worse. At least her manager is probably rich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Besides those deeply airbrushed maxim pictures, I've yet to see a pleasant picture of her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you read the article? http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/a...ticle_5583.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
