NoCalMike Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Besides dissapearing from the music scene, I guess she made time to get knocked up and have a baby with some random guy....last time I saw her she was stripping down for Maxim..... http://www.thesuperficial.com/
Dangerous A Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 This isn't news, Mike. You didn't know? It's one of those I married my producer deals.
Matt Young Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Shit! I love her music and her body. She's one of the most beautiful women around, the same age as me, and an incredibly talented musician. She was right up there with Ashlee Simpson on the list of women I intended to shag rotten after hitting it big with my music career.
snuffbox Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 The superficial.com story says that Branch 'hasnt been heard from for 5 years' and has an 'ugly clown face with a trucker hat'. Minimal brains tells us that Branch has been gone no more than a year and a half or so...and his opinion of her appearence seems based soley on that one photo at the website. What a fool virgin.
Youth N Asia Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy
Darthtiki Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There needs to be a law that stops 40 something slimy record producers/talent managers from molesting nubile young female singers/starlets.
Guest Damn You Helmsley Posted August 5, 2005 Report Posted August 5, 2005 I hope this isn't the next step for Vanessa Carlton.
razazteca Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 What would the next step be.... make a movie like Glitter and have her career go down hill?
haws bah gawd Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 Damn that really sucks. She was awful hot, and a pretty good singer. However, I'm sure her manager/dirty old man/husband isnt complaining about getting to fuck her at his leisure. God bless him, indeed.
King Kamala Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 I hope this isn't the next step for Vanessa Carlton. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> she married the 30 something year old singer of Third Eye Blind who produced her last album. Which is almost like marrying a scumbag, slimey 40 something manager.
nl5xsk1 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 The superficial.com story says that Branch 'hasnt been heard from for 5 years' and has an 'ugly clown face with a trucker hat'. Minimal brains tells us that Branch has been gone no more than a year and a half or so...and his opinion of her appearence seems based soley on that one photo at the website. What a fool virgin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The superficial also encourages zombies eating homeless people after giving them food or money (I forget which it was). You really shouldn't view the site's written material as entire truthful, accurate, or serious.
Guest Damn You Helmsley Posted August 12, 2005 Report Posted August 12, 2005 she married the 30 something year old singer of Third Eye Blind who produced her last album. Which is almost like marrying a scumbag, slimey 40 something manager. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She did? Well her career is as good as over anyway. Intrigue over.
Matt Young Posted August 14, 2005 Report Posted August 14, 2005 The article says that the husband is her bass player, not her manager. Not sure how old he is, though. What a crappy 2,000th post.
SuperJerk Posted August 14, 2005 Report Posted August 14, 2005 Shit! I love her music and her body. She's one of the most beautiful women around, the same age as me, and an incredibly talented musician. She was right up there with Ashlee Simpson on the list of women I intended to shag rotten after hitting it big with my music career. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My sarcasmeter is broken. Can anyone help me out with this post? Thanks.
Renegade Posted August 14, 2005 Report Posted August 14, 2005 Besides those deeply airbrushed maxim pictures, I've yet to see a pleasant picture of her.
NoCalMike Posted August 17, 2005 Author Report Posted August 17, 2005 I hate the notion that females keep being fed, which is that they are sooo much more mature then their male counterparts, thus need to go seek out a boyfriend 20 years their elder. Next thing you know they are divorced with two kids, at the age of 30.
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2005 Report Posted August 17, 2005 I'll like it when I marry a 17-year-old.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 22, 2005 Report Posted August 22, 2005 Damn that really sucks. She was awful hot, and a pretty good singer... Was?
Vern Gagne Posted August 23, 2005 Report Posted August 23, 2005 Holy Shit Carrot Top is fucking ripped.
Guest Miss Indy Queen Posted August 23, 2005 Report Posted August 23, 2005 Yeah, I heard she got knocked up by her 40 year old manager/husband...such a tragedy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wasn't her manager but a member of her band. Bass Player like someone else mentioned. He's in his forties.
Vern Gagne Posted August 24, 2005 Report Posted August 24, 2005 That's even worse. At least her manager is probably rich.
SuperJerk Posted August 29, 2005 Report Posted August 29, 2005 Besides those deeply airbrushed maxim pictures, I've yet to see a pleasant picture of her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you read the article? http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/a...ticle_5583.html
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