chirs3 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF FAMILY FRIENDLY LOCKDOWN! LIVE, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24th, FROM THE VETERAN'S MEMORIAL AUDITORIUM IN DES MOINES, IOWA! (5PM PST, 8PM EST; check local listings) Send all materials (marked matches, promos, Purple Hearts, etc.) to Ace309. Notice: Despite Spike Jenkins' best efforts to the contrary, the last Family Friendly Lockdown went over pretty well with the sponsors. For now, Family Friendly rules are still in effect, but we are making progress, and hopefully we won't have to be burdened with them much longer. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Main Event - SWF Cruiserweight Championship Match "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. JJ Johnson © --> Spike Jenkins blatantly disregarded all of our Family Friendly rules, declaring all out war on CC, and ended up being the black eye on an otherwise well-recieved Family Friendly show. But in a war between clean, wholesome programming and selling tickets, tickets win out. Spike's shenanigans drew huge ratings during the live broadcast and on the repeat - how can we keep a guy like that off the air? What's more, Spike holds a clean win over JJ, before he won the Cruiserweight Championship. In a somewhat suspicious act of charity, Tom Flesher has authorized a rematch. Does he suspect Spike might play by Family Friendly rules now that a championship is on the line, or is something far fouler afoot? (yay alliteration!) Rules: Standard, with Pure Wrestling addenda - each wrestler has three rope breaks. A wrestler loses a rope break when he throws a closed-fist punch or uses the ropes to break a submission hold. If a wrestler with no rope breaks left attempts to use the ropes to break a submission hold, the rope break is of no effect and the submission stays on; if he throws a punch, he is disqualified. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Devon Walters vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © (non-title) --> This space never said Landon Maddix. Fix your glasses. Jay Hawke suffered what some might consider an upset on Storm, getting pinned by the Unique Youth, Zyon, in the main event! These two will clash again sometime soon, but right now, we'll see if Karma's errand-boy can't give Hawke a little of what he's got coming to him. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Manson vs. El Luchadore Magnifico --> ELM. DANNY. IT'S ON. It's on later, though. Tonight, Mags goes up against the pioneer of Mansonosity, a movement which has positively influenced millions of people worldwide! Is Manson just another stepping stone on Magnifico's return to the top, or will Manson rock this party like it's 1999? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Count: 5000 Send to: TheSuperstar -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Todd Cortez vs. Marcus Ward --> Marcus Ward might have retained his Hardcore title. Or maybe he didn't. At the time of this posting, it's a mysteryyyyyy! So, without knowing what's what, I'm just going to put him in a match... ... against Todd MF'n Cortez! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Crimson Skull vs. Ghost Machine --> Bizarro supervillain vs. possible robot! Two of the SWF's wackiest characters go head to head! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Bonus Last-minute Addition TKO (TORU Takahara & KOJI Kitano) vs Ced Ordonez and Steven Brody --> Ahhh, fresh meat. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Unclaimificated. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Also appearing: People! Edited August 20, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 *plots and schemes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 Blah... *TIGAH DRIVAH to Triple J.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 *only sells the Tiger Driver for a couple of seconds* *channels Stan Hansen and lariats Sly's head into the third row* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 If it was a DNS, I have something started that i could send in. It's only like 1K but i didn't have time to even write a finish for it. But I could if it's needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 First ever EWR Rollercoaster of Love Match! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 I hope I don't get booked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 Well, I hope you do. Pwned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 I hope I don't get booked. Fair enough. *cancels Pretzler vs. Dangerous for the World Title* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 ... *sends to Raynor for this shall be hilarious* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 I'm sure Landon isn't available to be booked. From the 17th to the 20-something he's on holiday. Plus there was that whole 'I'm going on holiday' promo. I think he's on holiday. I call opening promo. Or maybe I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 Landon's gone until the 27th, IIRC. Part of the reason why in character, he's going on vacation to avoid Cortez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 (edited) For some reason, I seem to recall knowing about Landon, and just forgetting like an idiot. I'll post a revision soon. OK, Hawke made as last minute substitution. I know Walters is a bit busy this weekend, and Hawke's coming in late, so I'll knock the word limit down a bit. Edited August 20, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 I hope I don't get booked. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fair enough. *cancels Pretzler vs. Dangerous for the World Title* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope you're joking. Otherwise, chirs3s are going to die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 Settle down, Pretz. That would require Johnny actually writing something in time for the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 Zing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2005 This is why I love Johnny's World Title reigns. We get so much material out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 And this time, he won't have me to save him by suggesting a suitably Sportz Entertainment finish to his first defence in order to woo King over. He'll be TOTALLY ON HIS OWN! *awaits Johnny trouncing all opposition totally on his own* Wait, did I tell you this man no-showed the main event of Genesis V? Ahh, happy days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 Johnny shows so infrequently during his title reigns, it is nearly like he is inactive. I suck at jokes! Yay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 You came close, though. On a side note, this Iowa show completely throws off my prediction for where Genesis will be held. EDIT: So I don't waste time waiting for someone to ask, my guess based on the general direction we were headed in was the Georgia Dome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 And "Georgia Dome" could be the song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 You know what I think would be neat? The Andrew Rickmen Memorial Tournament. It'd be just like TNA's Candido whatchamabob, where they pair everyone up into tag teams and have a tournament to determine who gets to face the tag champs. Just a thought, seeing as how the tag division is similar to the Andrew Rickmen Memorial Tournament's namesake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 If it was for Rickmen, shouldn't it be a hardcore tournament? And I'm all for that idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 If it was for Rickmen, shouldn't it be a hardcore tournament? And I'm all for that idea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, if it's Rickman, it'd be Hardcore or nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 Yeah, I suppose it would be more fitting for it to be a hardcore tournament, but I couldn't think of any dead tag teams. By my count, there are sixteen non-tag champ, non-jobber active people if you do not include Fasaki, Blum, and Ghost Machine, and if you include TKO. That's eight tag teams, if everyone were interested in being in the tournament, which is a perfect number for single or even double elimination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 I think the Fallen died at some point. I might be wrong about that, though. Anyway, I like that idea as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2005 Sounds like a plan. Maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2005 Works for me, and hopefully it'd restore some interest in the tag division; if nothing else, it would stop Landon from bitching about us not defending the tag titles, like we've been ducking people, or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2005 Well, WC...Spike/Zyon should be getting a tag title shot soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2005 As long as, by "soon," you mean after I get back from Washington. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
