101 Reasons the SWF Kicks Ass: The Thread

[TheBostonStrangler]

48. No-selling getting hit by a car

 

49. Chat

 

50. Only one Pokemon-themed gimmick in five years

[chirs3]

51) Chilly Chilly Bang Bang

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

Actually, Teebler, along with Ash Ketchum, there was a guy (I think in the JL) at the same time as him called the Pokemaster. He didn't last long, though.

 

52. Red Boobs!

a. MS Paint drawings to illustrate moves in general

 

53. Muzz's banners (And to a lesser extent, my comics)

 

54. Everyone using the same damn entrance music. I swear, back during the ML's heyday, Papa Roach's "Last Resort" and "Blood Brothers" could be heard at least ten times during the week from the ML, JL and WF. And don't forget the ever-popular "Forty-Six and Two".

[Hank Kingsley]

55. Double Jeopardy

 

56. American Gladiators match @ G4

 

57. Dace F'n Night

 

58. The Unholy Trinity

 

59. Rando's Ironman match

 

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[Angel_Grace_Blue]

60. Double No-Show matches

[Hank Kingsley]

61. G0R0

 

62. Anal Blitzkrieg/A fierce pounding of the ass

[King Cucaracha]

63. OMG WE T00L3ED TEH BLAZENWINGZ~!

 

64. The Book Of Todd

 

65. The Masked Man's egg-shelling machine

 

66. CYCLOOOOOOOONE~! Comet

[King Cucaracha]

67. Cardboard Comet! How the fuck did I forget that.

 

68. Pepsi Max!

 

69. Pepsi Ma(ddi)x!

 

70. *Baguette Shot*

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

71. "Agony of Defeat on the duck pond!"

[janusd]

72. Ebony, greatest crossover success since anything in Zed's regime.

[devo]

73. The Nutter Center loves us.

 

74. We're not an ICP-based Fed.

[janusd]

75. Maskless luchadors

 

76. The Sexual Maskosaurus

[devo]

77. (At the time) Nobody questioned ELM driving two metal stakes through Chris Wilson's hands. I think everyone was secretly delighted at his impalement.

 

78. The whole thing started when somebody typed *scoop slam*.

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

79. The craziest person in the fed (Me) helped start it all by making up a set of stats.

[JJ Johnson]

80) The Boston Massacre

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

31) 35,203 words over 115 pages: the longest match ever written and a symbol to our insane dedication to this stupid little game. Of course, it never should've won in the first place, but nevermind. (not that I'm still bitter)

 

[jwpeer]

81) Welcome new people and don't treat them like shit

[chirs3]

82) The SWF Chatroom Drinking Game

[JJ Johnson]

83) TNA thinks our PPV names are so good, they steal them from us.

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

84. CLANG!

 

85. ML Dance-Off

 

86. ML in general (ML PRIDE, MOTHERBITCHES!)

 

87. The rants (Especially Spike's initial one)

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

87. The rants (Especially Spike's initial one)

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[King Cucaracha]

88. J&R's Ping-Pong Challenge.

[Kaertos]

89. The Midnight Carnival in general, Operation: POOFNAR in specific.

[Hank Kingsley]

90. Breaking Kayfabe

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

Not you, Spike, the first Spike. The one with NTD.

[devo]

91. Wrestlecenter.

[Toxxic]

Not you, Spike, the first Spike.  The one with NTD.

 

I read that as 'the one with STDs'.

 

Go me.

 

 

92. Silent vs Edwin, Genesis IV

[JJ Johnson]

93) Kibagami vs. Zenon, Last Man Standing, Battleground '04

[Justice]

Damn you kids. You can't mention any of those without the most emotional of them all:

 

94) Raynor vs. MacPhisto - Last Man Standing

[chirs3]

95) Team IGNition.