1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien

[The Czech Republic]

164.

IS THIS THE ONLY FUCKING FACE HE MAKES ANYMORE?!?!? JESUS!

[pochorenella]

161. Goldust showed up on the show, *in character*

 

163. Abraham Lincoln in KISS makeup reinacting baseball

 

I'd die to see both of these. I never have.

[Gary Floyd]

165.) Late Night on Drugs

 

"Thank You for Giving Birth to My Mind!"

[LoRisk]

166. During If They Mated: "WHY?"

167. Also during ITM: "We haven't DONE anything yet!"

168. Conan trains with the Maple Leafs

169. Conan's fighting style

170. "And then ______ punched my head off."

171. Leg-wrestling with John Malkovich

172. The French bug guy trying to release a butterfly in the studio, only to have it fall right back on the table.

173. Conan trying to sell his car

[Adam]

174. "On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"

[The Mandarin]

175. Conan's interviews with Lindsay Lohan

[Jebus]

176. Big Show as a frequent guest (like tonight )

[KingPK]

177. Last night's show. Though the Big Show interview was eh, you had If They Mated and the Martha Stewart segment with Conan bobbing for apples and ruining his pompadour.

 

(As Martha ties his hands around his back) "I've had a dream about this."

[treble]

178. "The birth was vaginal!" *thumbs up*

[Ravenbomb]

179. "They call me the pickup truck! Cause when I'm in prison, my back-end is gonna be full of Mexicans!"

[razazteca]

180. The orgin of Sponge Bob Square Pant's voice......an angry midget waiting in a casting line for a commercial shoot.

 

181. Triumph vs Eminem

 

182. The press conference after the MTV award show by Triumph

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

183. Abe Vigoda dances to "the Real Slim Shady"

 

184. (Old School) Conan's search for Grady from Sanford and Son(?) ...goes on for 2 weeks or so and culminates with Grady getting a rock star worthy enterance (Name up in big lit up letters etc) and then being confused as to why Conan wanted to interview him of all people

[Dandy]

185. Carl "Oldy" Olsen

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

186. Conan's reaction last night when the computer malfunctioned and his "Celebrity Q+A" was halted. Just 2 mins of pure random goofiness, and when the CPU was functional, Conan sarcastically delivered the jokes and lamented their crapiness.

[pochorenella]

187. Late Night with Conan O'Brien - The U2 Edition, coming October 7th. Conan interviews the band thruout the show, and they'll play 3 songs.

 

Ok, so it hasn't happened yet, but I know it'll be awesome so I had to include it here.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

188. Conan wrote for the Simpsons - When they were good!

[The Mandarin]

189. "Hello, Chopper!" http://nymetro.com/nymetro/arts/features/14575/

[CBright7831]

190. John Stewart will never host The Tonight Show.

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe]

191. Baseball mascots, including "Kansas City Royals fan with his legs caught in a meat grinder"

 

192. Conan's man-crush on Max's substitute drummer.

[Jericholic82]

192: New Mascot "Roller Disco earth"

193: Andy Richter as "Robot Opera Singer Who Fights Crime" (an old classic skit)

194: Conan wearing the pimp hat and fur coat

195: Big Show shows clip of new wwe videogame (wm 21 for xbox) with him vs a CAW of Conan, who does a taunt when he touches his BUTT and does the "hot" motion to his lips.

196: The Slipnutz! "Were just messin around and slipping on nuts, oops I fell down.......I -----Slipped on some nuts"

197: The Slipnutz at Slipknot concert

198: Walker clip where guy kicks a pigeon

199: Chuck Norris shows up to confront conan about walker lever

200: Jim Carrey gets a phone call from Stephen Hawking

 

In the year 2000 ones

201: In the Year 2000 Jim Carrey : ""Conan O'Brien will beat out Jim Carrey for the lead role in The Mask part II. I'm sorry, did I say the The Mask part II? I meant Mask part II- the Rocky Dennis story."

 

202: ITY 2000 Carrey again Conan:""The New York Knicks and N' Sync will sue each other, each claiming it was their idea to be five guys who suck."

203 ITY 2000 with The Edge "U2 will reveal that we wrote the song, 'I still haven't found what i'm looking for,' after we went to four supermarkets looking for Boo Berry Cereal."

204 ""The Edge will admit that the reason he wears knit caps is to cover the forehead tattoo that says, 'I Heart Urkel'?"

205 "'Bono will catch mono from Alyssa Milano.

The Edge will clip a hedge for sister sledge.

Adam Clayton will worship Satan in Dayton.

And Larry Mullen Jr. will be impossible to rhyme with."

206 "U2 will reluctantly admit that the original title for our album, 'Achtung Baby,' was in fact 'Oi Vay Mama.

 

207. Mansy, half-man, half pansy

208. Triumph at American Idol auditions in hawaii, making kids sing funny lyrics

209: Triumph does the weather for the local hawaii tv station "Oh no, another cloud what will hawaii do, its armageddon!"

 

 

210 The living embodiment of every Canadian stereotype "The Ice skating Mountie with a back bacon hockey stick who lives in a beer can igloo and loves Rush"

[Jericholic82]

211. The Porn with frustratingly long setup channel

 

212 ITY 2000 with Jack Black

 

"The recording artist once named Pink will be called 'Beige' when people realize that that's the color you get when you mix her name with the crap she records."

"Thanks to advances in automation, Nike shoes will be made by robots. Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children in Malaysia."

 

"We will at last have definitive proof that Jesus is the Son of God when Jesus borrows and wrecks God's Chevy Cavalier."

 

"A man with a bulge in his crotch will be asked by his girlfriend if he has a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see her. In fact, he will both be happy to see her and have a banana in his pocket. From that point on, men with bulges will be asked "Is that a banana in your pocket and/or are you happy to see me?""

 

"Shoehorns will stop helping feet slide into shoes and start trying to bang the shoes themselves."

 

"Ancient scrolls will reveal that Noah originally planned on bringing three of each species on his ark; not to save them from the flood but just to see if any of the animals were into that kind of thing."

 

"Anna Nicole Smith will team up with the makers of Altoids Mints to introduce their newest flavor, Winter Bacon."

 

"The line between Hasidic Jews and the Amish will further blur when the Amish start performing Barn Mitzvahs."

 

"Rumors that Batman and Robin are gay will be confirmed when they legally change their names to Topman and Bottom."

 

"Bars will serve a popular new drink called Jack Black and Coke. It will be two parts whisky, one part Coke and three parts Whoop Ass, Beatch."

[Jericholic82]

213

 

ITY2000 Jimmy Fallon "Paris Hilton will ask comedians to stop making jokes about her being a slut. When Conan and Jimmy Fallon agree, she rewards them with a mind-blowing three way."

[KingPK]

214. The Late Night Holiday Spectacular. An instant classic. Lighting the Vigoda (including showing how it was shipped to the studio), The World's Smallest Ice Rink (big enough to fill a rink twice as big halfway), The Under-Rehearsed, Under-Enthusiastic Children's Choir, Conan using the screen in Times Square to show him laughing evilly and to show Triumph humping poodles. A hilarious 20 minutes of television.

[Jebus]

214. The Late Night Holiday Spectacular. An instant classic. Lighting the Vigoda (including showing how it was shipped to the studio), The World's Smallest Ice Rink (big enough to fill a rink twice as big halfway), The Under-Rehearsed, Under-Enthusiastic Children's Choir, Conan using the screen in Times Square to show him laughing evilly and to show Triumph humping poodles. A hilarious 20 minutes of television.

 

Was this tonight?

 

If so, I'll catch the replay tomorrow on CNBC.

[pochorenella]

214. The Late Night Holiday Spectacular. An instant classic. Lighting the Vigoda (including showing how it was shipped to the studio), The World's Smallest Ice Rink (big enough to fill a rink twice as big halfway), The Under-Rehearsed, Under-Enthusiastic Children's Choir, Conan using the screen in Times Square to show him laughing evilly and to show Triumph humping poodles. A hilarious 20 minutes of television.

 

That was awesome, so glad I caught it. That Nancy O'Dell is hot.

[CBright7831]

215. There are more than 1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien is better than The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart.

[Jericholic82]

I missed the xmas thing, cnbc doesnt show repalys anymore so Ill have to wait untill next week (here nbc shows reruns of that days previous weeks ep, like if today is tuesday, then tonight(or tomorrow) at like 3 am they show the previous weeks episode

 

 

BTW

 

216: New college mascots, the Iowa (i think) Jugband Hitlers and The (forgot school) Guy whose bulge vaguely resembles Don Zimmer

[muzz]

189. "Hello, Chopper!" http://nymetro.com/nymetro/arts/features/14575/

 

I missed this last time, but that was a great read. A pairing of Conan and Will Arnett just hanging out sounds awesome.

[David Blazenwing]

217. Every time Triple H is on the show, he refers to Conan as "Melon Head".

 

218. On the Triple H edition of LNwCOB before WrestleMania X8, Conan and Triple H flipped through a WWF book and found a pic of Funaki pointing. Conan lamented for poor Funaki, saying how much it must suck to have the gimmick of "being the guy who points at things". Another with Crash (with hand over chin) had Conan joking that Crash was "the guy who thought about stuff". I always found those two funny for some reason.

 

219. Central time New Year's midnight celebration

[Gary Floyd]

220.) Cat Accountants