Edwin MacPhisto Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 The sad camping pose had me falling apart. What a great return.
LaParkaMarka Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 The sad camping pose was almost as good as the "head down walk" from season 2. Fun episode. Had to love the Mad Money bit, the claptrap joke, Maybe ending up with the wrong cousin. Excellent stuff.
Special K Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 It’s been a week since my last entry. I can explain. Last Thursday, I was counting ants in the prison yard and it was a scorcher but I remember, I started killing the ants with my feet, yelling “Die you little black bastards, die!” I got stabbed – a whole lot. When I woke up in the infirmary, I was surprised to find out that my stabber was the leader of an equal rights gang called: RAVIOLI or Rapists Against Violence Against Insects. When I went to apologize for killing the ants, I pointed out that ravioli doesn’t work as an acronym and they stabbed me again. Please God get me out of here! I think that’s blood on the keyboard. Yep, it is. I’m Oscar Bluth and I need medical attention!
Guest Askewniverse Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Today the prison psychologist gave me a poetry assignment, she thinks I need to get my emotions out on paper and maybe then I’ll accept my new life here and start fitting in with the other inmates. I keep telling her I don’t want to fit in because I’m not George Sr., I’m Oscar Bluth! I’d like to see her survive ping-pong night – I’ve learned to do it with a smile…A SMILE! And she’s just one more person I can add the list of people not reading my blog. What does it take to get people to read my f’ing blog?! What’s more interesting, an innocent man in prison blogging for his life or “Snuppy” the first cloned dog? If anyone out there in cyberspace is listening – I’m Oscar Bluth and here are two haikus. “Jerome” The damage is done Should I try to run? No, no. I have a boyfriend “Bitch no more” Ceremonious Mister rapist be wary I been working out
Placebo Effect Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Ratings were pretty bad last night. 3.0/5 for AD, 2.8/4 for Kitchen, and then Prison Break went up to a 5.0/something.
LJSexay Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 aww. Sucks, as I watched all of Monday Night Fox.
Sideburnious Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Pretty good episode. My brother and I were cracking up at the "Little boy with the severed hand" comment.
treble Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 "Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what some very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show." "That was Tom Cruise, the actor" "They said he was some kind of scientist."
starvenger Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Ratings were pretty bad last night. 3.0/5 for AD, 2.8/4 for Kitchen, and then Prison Break went up to a 5.0/something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MNF did 10.9 from 8-9, so they conceivably took ratings away from all the other networks for that hour. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell for certain until next week. Killer ep of AD though. Can't wait until next week as Mabry goes from intentional incest to unintentional incest...
LaParkaMarka Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 It's funny because Maybe has been into Steve Holt since the beginning of Season 2, until her mom got in the way. Also, I hope they continue her career as a producer.
Mecha Mummy Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 It's funny because Maybe has been into Steve Holt since the beginning of Season 2, until her mom got in the way. Also, I hope they continue her career as a producer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, she was also into Steve Holt in, like, the two episodes he was in in Season One.
Special K Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Man, enjoy it while it lasts. What will it take for people to watch this show? By far the dirtiest episode of the series last night, and one of the funniest as well. Good job to all involved. The reaction to 'Musty old claptrap' was pure gold, as was G.O.B.'s positively pornographic line-reading of "that son of a bitch." Did anyone else notice the writing at the bottom of the statue of the little boy who found the severed hand? (heh) "He Came." Well, I'm so happy this shows back on the air, you can taste it.
Guest bort Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 I think that may have been the funniest episode of Televison ever, Pretty much every time Maybe and George Micheal were on screen i was dieing laughing. Only downside was the lack of buster
The Czech Republic Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 There's only so much time in each show, so every week, it seems like either Maeby, Buster, or Tobias sits out.
Hank Kingsley Posted September 23, 2005 Report Posted September 23, 2005 According to imdb, new Bluth lawyer Scott Baio's name is Bob Loblaw. Zing!
Hank Kingsley Posted September 26, 2005 Report Posted September 26, 2005 The British Bombshell To save money on expensive attorney fees, Michael tells George, Sr. to plead guilty, but George, Sr. proclaims his innocence and says he was set up by an underground British group. Michael goes to “Wee Britain” to investigate these claims, and meets a beautiful British woman, Rita, whom he asks out on a date. Meanwhile, Lindsay tries to flirt with the family’s new attorney and ends up being charged for her time, and G.O.B. stages an elaborate magic trick to get out of spending time with his son. Charlize Theron guest stars, but by the sound of it, I think GOB will steal the show. Again.
Guest Askewniverse Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 "I thought that was the guy who played the soup nazi."
Hank Kingsley Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 TRIPLE CHICKEN AND DELAYED GOB. "COME ON!"
DMann2003 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 Ron Howard's really coming into his own as the Narrator, "Not her, wait for it..."
DMann2003 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 "This is where all the big TV's come"
Guest Askewniverse Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 "It could be love." "I know what an erection feels like, Michael."
DMann2003 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 "They were not making fun of Andy Griffith, I cannot stress this enough"
Hank Kingsley Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 For British eyes ooooonly Man. Not as good as last week, but still great. Loved the Andy Griffith bits and can't wait for Bob Loblaw. "I could taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."
Placebo Effect Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 Am I nuts, or is this the first time they've done "Previously on Arrested Development..." I liked how they added the extra footage (George getting in the truck, Michael talking about seeing the lake for the last time), but just going around the whole thing with George being brought back and going in for house arrest was odd. I loved Charlize Theron's acting and I can't wait for more of her next week.
Guest El Satanico Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 I kinda like the idea of using the "previously seen" to progress the story by tying some strings that don't need expanded on.
Renegade Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 Theron has a horrid British accent. Last weeks episode was alot better. At least Steve Holt was there at the end though.
starvenger Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 I actually thought that that was the idea. Regardless, Dave Thomas gets work!!
Guest El Satanico Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 Theron is an US spy posing as a brit to track down Sr., thus her not so great accent.
The Czech Republic Posted September 27, 2005 Report Posted September 27, 2005 I heard she's supposed to be retarded, too
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