The greatest joke ever told

[Guest BillyTheStud]

So I got out of my car this morning at my workplace and a crow flew by. It was a gay crow. It kept saying "cawk ...cawk ..cawk... cawk".

 

[BX 0]

You deserve to die.

[Nighthawk 0]

That's a terrible thing to say.

[The Niggardly King 0]

...................

[CanadianChris 0]

Wish that was the funniest joke never told.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Sorry to inform you, BillyTheStud, but that joke, combined with your choice of sig, as well as avatar/member title, only ceases to prove you have no sense of humor whatsoever except maybe only to yourself.

 

There is nothing even remotely funny, beyond a 7th grade level perhaps, in any of those things.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Oh right, like a gay would. Heh.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Incidentally, *ahem* Billy the Stud, who's that in the sig? Not HHH...he looks like both Theodore Long and PeeWee Herman.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

Why don't (Native) Indians and Mexicans want kids together?

A. They don't want them to grow up too lazy to steal.

[BX 0]

I correct myself. You don't deserve to die. You deserve to fail at life, and get a job at Wal-Mart.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I correct myself. You don't deserve to die. You deserve to fail at life, and get a job at Wal-Mart.

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By that logic(highly agreeable) I got my job at Wal-Mart to begin my life of failure.

 

Is that irony?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ever heard of the afro-french restaurant? It's called "Chez What?"

[Nighthawk 0]

That's not too bad.

 

How do you spot a Jewish pedophile? He haggles with the kid over the candy.

[Ravenbomb 0]

How do you fit 6,000,000 jews into a Volkswagen?

In the ashtray.

[Guest sillynigger]

Why were the black man's eyes red after sex?

 

 

 

pepper spray

[the max 0]

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

 

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

[Guest sillynigger]

How do you starve a black man?

 

 

 

 

put his food stamps under his work boots

[Nighthawk 0]

Every joke after mine was old as shit.

[Nighthawk 0]

Correction... the pepper spray one was decent.

[Guest sillynigger]

of couse because it implied rape by a black man

 

a winning combination if there ever was one!

[Guest BillyTheStud]

Sorry to inform you, BillyTheStud, but that joke, combined with your choice of sig, as well as avatar/member title, only ceases to prove you have no sense of humor whatsoever except maybe only to yourself.

 

There is nothing even remotely funny, beyond a 7th grade level perhaps, in any of those things.

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Cool, that's what I was going for.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Okay, then.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

The joke that started this thread off wasn't that bad (wasn't that good, but I've heard much worse *see below*), although the "too lazy to steal" one I've said here at least once. Here's one that, although it's not funny, gets a laugh out of me.

 

So God is talking to this black guy on top of a burning building. God is telling him to jump off and escape and that God will catch him before he lands. The black guy keeps saying "I ain't jumping down, you won't catch me." And God keeps telling him "No, I will. I am God."

 

So the black guy jumps and God steps away. Right after the black guy splatters on the ground, God says, "Dumb n*gger..."

[The Metal Maniac 0]

How do you start a black pride parade?

 

Roll a quarter down the street.

[alfdogg 0]

What's the definition of mass confusion?

 

Father's Day in Harlem.

[Ted the Poster 0]

How do you stop a black baby from crying?

 

Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Man some of these have been around longer than the slave trade itself...

[Just John 0]

So, a guy walks into a swanky bar and says to the bartender "You know, I bet I could sleep with any woman in here." And the bartender says "Oh yeah, what makes you say that?" And the guy responds "I'm a rapist."

[Guest Vitamin X]

How do you start a black pride parade?

 

Roll a quarter down the street.

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That's also how you start a Jewish parade.

[Ravenbomb 0]

One day a man was looking for a new pet, so he went to the pet store and asked the owner if he had a dog. The owner showed him a few dogs, but the man wasn't interested. Suddenly the pet store owner had a thought.

"I know just the dog for you," he said, and went to the last kennel in the row. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the man. "I should take it to show my wife!" he went on, "I'll buy him."

The man bought the dog and took it home to his wife.

"I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said his wife. "You should take it to show the minister!"

"You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the minister.

"I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the minister. "You should take it to show the mayor!"

"You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the mayor.

"I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the mayor. "You should take it to show the governor-general!"

"You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the governor-general.

"I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the governor-general. "You should take it to show the Queen!"

"You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the Queen.

"I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.

"No," said the Queen